And now, we are going to talk about the shower. Well, naked women in the shower, which is a much better topic of discussion if you ask me.
There is something awesome about the shower. You go in there, you get all wet and soapy and sudsy and then all of a sudden, you’re slippery. (And we all know that slippery is sexy. And that soap is a whore. Soap is such a whore that soap forces you to jack off all the time in the shower. Slutty soap.)
And showering becomes even better when you shower with friend. Soaping each other up and scrubbing those unreachable places.
And of course, there’s shower fucks. Who doesn’t like to fuck in the shower? You can do the dirtiest shit ever in the shower and POOF! In a few seconds, you can be clean and ready to go.
Ah, the shower. Such a magical place.
So, today we are going to salute the shower and all the ladies who do dirty things in there while getting clean.
You don’t need to be an American to appreciate this weekend’s menu. It’s always a holiday of hooters here. A parade of pulchritude. And here’s why.
Kelly Christiansen is back at our citadel of cleavage. Reason enough to celebrate. Is there anyone who spreads the sunshine like Kelly? She’s the go-to girl for many Scorelanders. I remember thinking the first day we met Kelly, ” This is a superwoman.” The blonde goddess, a reader’s wife, has become a huge favorite and a regular since her debut in the Holiday ’10 SCORE. What Kelly wants, Kelly gets. And she gets it all in the fresh scene “Angel of SCORELAND.” A camera lens melted from the intense heat Kelly generated. I warned them not to get too close. Look for Kelly in the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, coming soon!
Kelly Christiansen: "Angel of SCORELAND."
December ’11 SCORE covergirl Venera is back to give us more stackitude. She’s really knocked another one out of the park. I’ve never seen anyone anywhere built with a better bod for bikinis than this living Venus. Bikinis and Venera are like apple pie and ice cream. They just go together. “I love bikinis,” Venera told us. “Really small and with push-ups. I have a very little back and a big cup size so I am not easy to fit. I enjoyed wearing some of them for my SCORE videos. ” No dream girl ever created in the feverish imagination of the most-talented artist comes close to the reality of Venera.
Venera: "The Impossible Dreamgirl."
For me, one of the great events of 2009 was the arrival of a spectacular redhead named Destiny Rose. She idealizes the hot, big-boobed girl-next-door. (Maria called the Ohioan a “corn-fed cutie” her first day at SCORE.) No one knew where Destiny would take things, how much she would share, how far she would go. In 2010, Destiny and Kaytee Carter made a sizzling hot pair in the reality parody More To Fuck. One of the great events of 2011 was Destiny deciding to go all in after thinking it over long and hard. And long and hard is what Destiny deserves in “But Professor…I’m A Stripper!” her third boy-girl, now playing at SCOREVideos.com. It’s a must-see. And she gets a creampie, too, in keeping with the holiday.
Destiny Rose: "But Professor...I'm A Stripper!"
Thanksgiving is all about huge, juicy breasts, sweet taters and pie, so I’ll close this blog with a comment that ultra-sexy Daylene Rio made during last year’s SCOREtv Holiday Edition. Leave it to frictionalizing lap dancers from Los Angeles to say it best.
The best headphones. Karen and Kelly's soft, warm earmuffs. Now that's what I call stereophonic.
One of our recent SCORELAND surveys asked about members’ listening habits when watching videos. I use headphones, a habit from living in apartments with thin walls. I live in a house now with much more privacy, but I still rarely turn the computer’s speakers on.
So here’s how they do it.
30% keep the audio volume at the same level you’d use for watching Hawaii 5-0 on television. So if you have thin walls, your neighbors may think you have a sex life that rivals Tiger Woods’.
37% keep the volume low. Problem with that method is missing some important piece of dialog, such as Daylene Rio saying, “I’m gonna suck this cock now.” (Yes, it is important.)
27% wear headphones. Best option if you have roommates or a spouse who doesn’t want to hear moaning and groaning, the sounds of boobs slapping together or Summer Sinn yelling, “Cum on my tits!”
5% watch without audio. This method loses points for not being able to hear the girls’ voices. Unless you believe that women should be seen and not heard. Also, it’s not a good choice when you watch an interview.
We have added sub-titles for non-English speaking models, such as Romina Lopez. But I think we’re a ways from closed captioning. Besides, the captions could block the girls’ tits or pussies.
Check your favorite rack for the new edition of SCORE.
The Who’s Who’s in the July ’11 SCORE, now on-sale at your favorite store and at eBoobStore.com.
Israeli bra-buster Eden Mor goes slim ‘n’ stacked.
Ukrainian marvel Valory Irene practically naked in super-skimpy lingerie.
Germany’s Beshine stretches out tops to an impossible degree.
Romania’s Arianna Sinn loves vintage lingerie.
England’s Robyn Alexandra goes bikini.
California girl Daylene Rio is a sucker for lollipops.
Florida freshman Natasha Dulce is interviewed.
Florida MILF Angelina Verdi fits boner into her throat, pussy and butthole.
Oregon’s Karen Fisher is back and bangalicious.
This issue’s DVD Pick is Christy Marks Fuckin’ Filled.
A free SCORE DVD is included at most stores. Because we’re generous guys and girls. (Anita Agni All The Way, a XXX DVD in most editions and Toys For Tits, an R-Rated DVD in some areas.)
A big birthday weekend shout to Summer Sinn (April 23), Ava Lustra (April 24) and Charlee Chase (April 26). Charlee is back at SCOREVideos.com on May 13 with a new XXX scene, and she gets a creampie instead of a birthday cake. It’s Charlee’s first SCORE scene since the movie My Boob Heaven.
In point of fact, our surrogate is actually grilling a frankfurter in today’s “Hardcore Special” at SCORELAND starring the great Daylene “Fuck Me, Daddy” Rio, an ultra-horny Los Angelena who’s equally at home in Miami when she visits SCORE. A natural manpleaser, Daylene’s recent appearances include “SCOREtv Holiday Edition” and the vid “Holiday In Rio.” Dave recently did an over-the-top Blog video with Daylene with a concept that I’d love to see as a full-length scene.
Hotter than the sun.
“It’s like you can’t believe it’s you,” Daylene said about seeing herself fucking in a video and photo set. Her very first hardcore scene was for the DVD Busty ‘N’ Wet, and it was like a faucet was turned on and never shut off. “It’s like, ‘Wow, is that really me?’ and it just gets you more pumped up to want to do it more, and you get a whole rush once you see yourself, knowing that people are watching and I have my fans and they’re sitting at home watching me and jerking off.”
I think Daylene should move to Miami, but that’s being selfish.There’s a new TV show called The Real Housewives of Miami. Daylene makes them look like nuns.
Over at SCOREVideos.com German discovery Sandra Star does her second hardcore anal video. Sandra is a young Berlin hottie chosen to be Miss Hot SCORE by the editors of Hot SCORE magazine in Germany and no less a celebrititty than Annina who said “Sandra has charisma and a great, curvy body. She is the whole package. For me, Sandra is Miss Hot SCORE 2010!” I’ve screened the new scene and Sandra sure lives up to her title.
The story behind this video is that I told Daylene Rio I was going to bring the Blog camera into the studio and interview her while she was fucking. She said, “Great! It’ll be fun.” And then, I’m sure, she completely forgot that I even existed because she was having sex, and not with me. Never with me, right? In this video, I’m standing inches away from a hot chick while she’s getting dicked every which way (okay, not every which way; just missionary), and I have to keep my dick in my pants. Kinda reminds me of the old days in the early and mid-1980s when Show World, a gigantic peep show emporium on 42nd Street and 8th Avenue in Manhattan, had live sex shows, and those of us with quarters got to watch. Super-dirty stuff. I loved it. And we didn’t have to keep our dicks in our pants. Maybe that’s why I enjoy interviewing models while they’re fucking; it takes me back. But I think that’s only part of the reason. The other part of the reason is for you psychoanalysts out there.
Anyway, here’s Daylene, fucking and talking while shooting a scene called “Holiday In Rio” that’s now airing on SCORELAND. Enjoy. I did. But not as much as I would have liked to.
She guest-starred on SCOREtv on Wednesday, but Daylene Rio’s visit to SCORELAND would not be complete unless she bounced up and down on the pole. So this weekend, that’s exactly what Miss Rio does in her own wet way. And Sophie Mae brings her considerable breast play talents to “SCORE Theater” with a fresh bouncy-and-shaky vid. And Sophie chats while she’s jiggling, something she hasn’t done before! Miss Mae pulls out the stops in this one. You can thank us on Monday. Thanks for being you, Daylene and Sophie.
Plus some B-Day shout-outs this week to Carrie Ashton (December 14), Denise Derringer (December 16), Ashley Bond (December 16), Winter Morgan (December 18) and Tiffany Towers (December 19).
Perry and Andy never got to do a holiday special with girls like Stephanie Stalls and Eva Notty.
Perry Como did it. Andy Williams did it. And now that I’ve totally dated myself, I’m happy to announce that SCORELAND is doing it, too: a holiday special for all you good little boys and girls out there who have been jacking and rubbing one out to big-titted SCORE Girls all year. The SCOREtv Holiday Special goes live on SCORELAND this Wednesday, and have we got a show for you!
Boobs pouring over her holiday dress, Daylene Rio tells us the 10 things you can say during the holidays that you can’t say any other time of year.
Karen Fisher, dressed like a sexy little elf, makes a s’more on Kelly Christiansen’s chest (Karen and Kelly also have some fun under our Holiday Mistletoe on a Stick).
Somehow, my tie got caught in Eva's cleavage. I don't know how that happened.
Eva Notty plays a naughty girl who sits on Mall Santa’s lap and makes him very uncomfortable.
Valory Irene sings “Jingle Bells” with her cute Russian accent.
I get to unwrap Stephanie Stalls, who’s wearing nothing but a red ribbon. A crotchless red ribbon, by the way.
Michelle May shows how to make a big-boob martini for your holiday party. Rachel Love uses her boobs as a bottle opener. Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh make a fruit cocktail out of some lucky dude’s head.
June Summers shows off some pole-dancing tricks.
And much more. SCOREtv is usually a half-hour show, but for the holidays, it’s a one-hour-plus extravaganza packed to the gills with tits. Because, you know, we’re in the holiday spirit around here.
Oh, and like Perry and Andy, I get to sing a holiday song. Alia Janine uses her tits to jingle some bells while I sing “Jingle Bells.” If you can ignore my singing, it’s pretty entertaining. I guarantee that if Perry and Andy had to sing while Alia’s boobs were swaying in their faces, they wouldn’t have been able to do it.
All that’s missing is The Osmonds. Ah, forget the Osmonds. Marie doesn’t have big tits.
Crystal is a former Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year. Is the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame in her future?
The January ’11 issue of SCORE isn’t officially scheduled to go on sale until November 2, but apparently, the issue has already found its way into several readers’ hands. That’s not surprising. Our subscriber fulfillment department mails out issues as soon as they get them, and many retailers don’t wait until the official on-sale date to put the latest mag on the racks (which is why you sometimes see more than one issue of SCORE or Voluptuous for sale at the same time).
Anyway, the reason I know the January ’11 issue is on-sale is that it’s our annual awards issue, and votes for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, 2010 Model of the Year and the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame are already starting to pour in. Voting will start in the members area of SCORELAND sometime in mid-November.
So, since the proverbial cat is already out of the proverbial bag, here are the finalists in each category.
Newcomer of the Year: Alexa, Angelina Castro, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Christiansen, Miosotis, Shione Cooper and Taylor Steele.
Model of the Year: Angel Gee, Annina, Ashley Sage Ellison, Christy Marks, Daphne Rosen, Daylene Rio, Eva Notty, Indianna Jaymes, Janet Jade, Karina Hart, Maggie Green, Merilyn Sakova, Minka, Morgan Leigh and Natalie Fiore.
Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Autumn-Jade, Casey James, Cindy Cupps, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Diane Poppos, Inesse, Julia Miles and Nicole Peters.
FYI, a model must have appeared in SCORE during the 2010 publishing year to be eligible for the Newcomer and Model awards. A model must have retired to be eligible for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. So, yes, that’s the bad news regarding Nicole Peters and Crystal Gunns.
One more FYI: Eagle-eyed boob men will realize that Angelina Castro debuted in 2009 and is somehow eligible for 2010 Newcomer of the Year. That’s because the difference between Angelina now (super-sized) and Angelina then is so drastic, by all intents and purposes, she’s a newcomer.
