Flower-child Melissa Mandlikova wrapped her soft tits around a pole (a lamp post, to be exact) during a sunny fling outdoors in a photo set posted yesterday at SCORELAND.
It reminded me of many a happy hour sitting in a dark topless club watching strippers wrap their boobs around poles. It’s a very relaxing activity, and I recommend it. Whoever invented a pole sticking out of a dance stage was a freaking genius.
Pole dancing allegedly began in the 12th century for pagan fertility rites. In the early 20th century, traveling tent shows employed dancers to lure the crowds. Some of these carny dancers would perform around the tent’s center pole. Some claim that the Canadian strip clubs originated and modernized pole dancing as we know it in the 1980s. There’s a petition to make pole dancing an Olympic sport.
When a girl with big boobs encounters a pole, magical things happen.
Here are some other magical pole moments out of SCORELAND.
In Part 1 of our 4-part Blog vid series, Sophie talks about her hobbies which include reading science fiction. Great! A girl who digs sci-fi! In her early videos last year, Sophie rarely said anything but Sophie’s English is very good and she has a really sweet voice. Play on, player!
Happy birthday to Brandy Talore (Feb. 2) and Deborah Blue (Feb. 3). When Dave and I interviewed Brandy in 2003 (when we used to do our critically acclaimed, award-winning two-man interviews), we never would have guessed in a hundred years that Brandy would become a porn star in hundreds of XXX vids. And while Brandy keeps plenty busy, Deborah Blue has completely vanished. See, you never know!
Brandy is still hanging beautifully since her SCORELAND debut in 2003.
Not a peep from Deborah who lives in Germany. Win some, lose some.
Corina lives in Portland, Orgeon. Last we checked, her website was off-line. Maddie claims she makes the best Italian meatballs in the U.K. Zoryna became a teacher of academic subjects. Brandy still doesn’t like it when we use the words tits and knockers. Deborah Blue works in an office in Berlin. May they all enjoy their arrival day.