During Boob Cruise 2000 in April of that year, Casey James, Maxi Mounds and Minka were nicknamed The Tit-ans. People used to trail our ship in small boats to see these three on deck and on the beach. I never saw anything like it.
In 2001, SCORE brought this trio, plus Plenty UpTopp, SaRenna Lee and Kayla Kleevage, to Florida for a movie called Mega-Boob Olympics. The DVD became one of our biggest hits and continues to sell very well. I’ve seen the DVD in dozens of stores. There’s something about girls stacked like Otis Sweat models brought to life that exerts an hypnotic power on lots of breast-men. Super-sized tits may not be for every man but for a very sizable group, they are.
The Bra-killers and Their Deadly Weapons
This week, the eBoobStore releases the DVD The Tit-ans, a solo compilation of 16 super-juggy SCORE babes spanning the past 10 years. There’s oiling, creaming, tight tops, bras, swimsuits and costumes, wet T-shirts, toy fucking and sucking, JO encouragement and more by the greats, both longtime faves and newbies such as Angel Gee, Angelique, Melonie Charm, Kayla Kleevage, Casey, Maxi and the newest fantasy super-titter to bust out into the world, Germany’s Beshine in her only DVD to date.
Boobs beyond belief. The Tit-ans have ’em. Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.
Seriously, how are Summer Sinn's tits not popping out?
Harmony Bliss wants you to walk right up to her and give that tube top a tug.
Maybe it’s my imagination, but the tube top, one of the most beloved garments among big-boob lovers, seems to be making another comeback.
Allie, one of the editors here, says it’s my imagination, that tube tops never went out of style. Okay, maybe she’s right. Cool and stylish I’m not. But I do spend a lot of time looking at tits, professionally and otherwise, and I’ve been noticing over the past few months (as the weather has warmed up in South Florida) that women are wearing a lot more tube tops. So I clicked on over to Wikipedia, the No. 1 research source of all desperate college students, and found out the following: “[The tube top] reached its highest level of popularity in the late 1970s. It vanished from the scene during the early- and mid-1990s, but later made a major reappearance in the wardrobes of American teenage girls and young American women, especially college-age women, after 2000, and various versions of the style have been popular ever since then.”
Okay, so maybe I’ve been missing something and tube tops have been in style for the past 11 years. But I don’t think so. I think when I notice a boob-related fashion trend, it’s a recent trend. Like I said, I look at tits a lot.
When a girl like Karina Hart is wearing a tube top, she's basically saying, "Please stare at my tits."
Once again I ask the question, what is keeping Denise Derringer's top on?
Just to avoid any misunderstanding, let’s define tube top. According to Wikipedia, “a tube top is is a shoulderless, sleeveless ‘tube’ that wraps the torso. Such a top is generally very tight over the breasts in order to prevent the garment from falling. This is usually achieved with elastic bands at the top and bottom of the garment.”A tube top should never be confused with a halter top, which has a strap that wraps around the neck, preventing any possibility of boob spillage, or a tube top one-piece bathing suit, which actually has a bottom that wraps around the crotch, also making boob spillage unlikely.
A proper tube top has no straps and no bottom. When you see a girl wearing a tube top, you have a reaction similar to when you see a suspension bridge: “What’s holding that thing up?” Basically, with a proper tube top, if you walked up to a girl and tugged on the bottom of the garment, her tits would pop out (and you’d get arrested, so don’t do that, although I recall a mainstream movie–I don’t remember which one–in which that happened).
One of the interesting aspects of the tube top is that even though the British call them boob tubes, they actually don’t accentuate the boobs. It’s a well-known fact to us boob lovers that tops with straps accentuate the breasts while tops without straps tend to flatten them.
So, obviously, that’s not why we love tube tops. I love tube tops because of 1.) Like I mentioned, if you tugged on the bottom, the girl’s tits would pop out, and the girl wearing one seems to be asking you to do just that; 2.) They seem so dangerous. I mean, yeah, I read what Wikipedia said, but what’s really keeping the whole thing together? What’s keeping a girl’s tits from popping out right there in public? Have I ever seen that happen? No. Do I continue to hold out hope that it will happen just once in my lifetime? What do you think?
Anyway, despite what Allie says, I think tube tops are back in fashion, and now that the weather is warming up, you’re going to start seeing a lot more of them.
One more thing since we’re discussing fashions from the 1970s: Remember when cameloe was fashionable and women were walking around with their pants halfway up their cunts? Please, oh, please, can we have that style back, too?
Carrie Ashton pierced her nipples for increased sensitivity.
Nipple piercing is not a new practice. It goes back to the 15th century. Well-off European ladies of the late 1800s had their nipples pierced, not just for fashion, but for the feeling of pleasure from the constant stimulation. Nipple piercings (and non-piercing nipple jewelry that pinches the nipples, like Nipple Huggers) can increase the production of the hormone oxytocin (the feel-good hormone). Some doctors of that era recommended nipple piercing to increase the size of the nipples in order to breastfeed babies better.
Denise Derringer is not a nurse but she should have been.
I can’t say that nipple piercing is on the rise at SCORELAND, but there are a few tittie-hotties who are into it. “I think I just wanted to be different,” Carrie Ashton said in an interview. “I love tattoos and piercings. It is something that I am into. I knew that they would be even more sensitive. I mean, for about a week after I got them done, I couldn’t even touch them, they were that sensitive. They didn’t hurt, but every time I touched them, I could feel it all over my body. And now, they are twice as sensitive as before.”
Like most pierced-nip girls, Jacky likes the dumbells not the rings.
“I never realized how much my nipples can be mashed or tugged until I got my piercings,” Denise Derringer said. “Even just putting on or taking off a bra feels different.” We know how horny Denise gets.
Chicks piercing their nipples. How do you feel about ’em? Me, I don’t go for the taste of metal. But, different strokes…
Save Morgan Leigh from elimination. Vote for someone else!
It’s not hard to detect that trend in the “Best of the Decade” voting at SCORELAND. You guys are picking off the mega-busted, slim ‘n’stacked girls one by one, and I’ll let you in on a shocking little secret: Morgan Leigh, SCORE‘s 2006 Newcomer of the Year, barely escaped elimination at No. 97. This is a girl I have in my top three, but apparently, some people don’t even have her in their top 95.
Judging from the current trend, any girl who isn’t 100% natural is in danger of being voted off much earlier than you might suspected (with the exception of Crystal Gunns, who has received a total of three votes over the last three days and is in line to win the whole thing). And that means you, too, Annina, Cindy Cupps, Vixen LaMoore, Denise Derringer, Daphne Rosen, Rukhsana…yipes, what the hell is going on here? The boob world has obviously gone topsy-turvy since the slim ‘n’ stacked 1990s.
I’ve been analyzing the voting, and from what I’ve seen, the girl who finishes second in the voting is not necessarily the girl who’s going to be voted off the next day…unless she’s an augmented girl. For example: Danielle Derek was third in the voting for No. 99, but she was second among the augmented girls. She got voted off at 98. In the voting for No. 98, Jade Feng was third overall, but she was second among the augmented girls and the next to go.
No. 2 among the slim-n-stacked girls yesterday: Morgan Leigh. Uh-oh.
So I’m at lunch today, and I see this Latina chick, 30something and stacked, wearing tight jeans, fuck-me pumps and a hideous tube top. She has that “grinding my pussy against your cock” way of walking that makes my balls ache. At first I think she’s braless, but then I look closer. She’s wearing a bra, but one of those bras with clear, plastic bra straps. I don’t think bras come that way. I think they’re an add-on.
Comment 1: Tube tops suck. They flatten tits and should be burned. This chick probably went out that morning thinking she was flaunting her tits, but she wasn’t. Yeah, there was cleavage, but not as much as there would have been had she worn a top with straps.
Comment 2: Clear plastic bra straps suck. They look cold, rigid. Regular bra straps look soft, warm, cuddly. Is there anyone out there (men and lezzies only) who likes clear, plastic bra straps?
Or am I just thinking about this a little too much?
Angelina Castro makes the case for tube tops. Could I be wrong about this?
Hmmm…a tube top looks damn good on Harmony Bliss, too.
And on Denise. But the normal rules of clothing don’t apply to SCORE Girls.
