Being the editor of a big-tit mag has its perks…pun intended. For one, I have ladies whipping out their ladies for me take a gander at all the time. (You can’t imagine what it’s like to introduce yourself to a woman and then BAM! her tits are in your face. It’s like being a rockstar, it really is.) For another, I get to spend time with these huge-knockered hotties and they tell me all their most-intimate secrets. (And they do it while their tits are in my face. Sigh. I live the life, kids.)
Sometimes they tell me some seriously freaky kinkiness that makes me blush. And sometimes they tell me things that make me laugh out loud. You never know what a V-girl is going to say, but whatever it is, it is always memorable. Join me as I take a look back at some of my favorite convos with the titters that make my world go round.
“Well, we do a lot of cow-tipping where I am from…you run up to them and shove them and they fall over and you run like crazy. But they don’t get hurt. They just get a bit spooked is all. A lot of times they don’t even fall over. They just sorta rock back and forth and wake right up.”-on what she does for fun in her hometown.
“Um, I wouldn’t say I really have one…oh, wait, you know what? Gangbangs. That’s what I watch when I watch porn. I watch gangbangs…I was like, ‘Wait a minute, what do I look at on the Net when I look at porn?’ and gangbangs was it. That and lesbians. I love to watch lesbian porn. They get down.”-on what her ultimate sexual fantasies are.
“Well, actually, I am in charge of organizing contractors and making sure that they do what they have to do and get their jobs done. I work for a company that renovates repossessed houses. And if my guys give me a problem and tell me that they can’t do something to get a job done, then I go in there and show them that I can do it. Like, I’ll go in there and tear drywall off the walls with crowbars and get dirty, but I get it done.”-on working in construction.
“The titty fuck? Yeah, if it’s with the right person and they get off on it, then it, like, makes me happy. In certain situations…fine, I’m completely selfish. But if I feel like giving and they want to titty-fuck and it makes them really happy, then it like Hanukkah for them…then let’s go! I say Hanukkah because I am a Jew. Not Christmas, you guys, Hanukkah. I am like the Hanukkah Santa of titty-fucking. Eight days of titty-fucking!”-on using her tits during sex.
These ladies always say a mouthful and we don’t mind one bit because we would like a mouthful of their huge knockers. Stay tuned for more funny quotes from V-girl interviews and let me know what some of your favorite V-girl interviews have been.
What’s shaking this week at our eBoobStore.com? And who’s doing the shaking?
September 2010 Voluptuous magazine rides the top of the charts. Don’t live near a newsstand or mag shop? Get it fast from us. Natalie Fiore is the H-cup covergirl. The layouts include Mianna Thomas, Melonie Maxx, Taylor Steele, Paola Rios, Raquel Grant, Angellyne Hart, Kaytee Carter, Venice Knight and Destiny Rose. Every page is produced with love, devotion and care. Your fingers will feel it.
Check for a big back-issue blow-out sale coming soon. It will be the perfect time to fill those holes in your collection. We do it all here in the SCORE building, by the way. Just like Santa’s toy shop. The eBoobStore is a one-stop shop completely operated by us. No outsourcing to staff in other countries.
September 2010 Voluptuous: no rivals come close.
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Now out: the latest quarterly SCORE Videos DVD and novelty mail-order catalog in a downloadable PDF version you can save on your desktop. If you don’t get our print catalog in your regular mail, check this out. The 80-page summer 2010 catalog includes More To Fuck, Maximum Minka, Boob Science, Voluptuous Xtra 12, Best of the Boob Cruise, K-JUGS, Christy Marks’ Big Bang and the 7 hour two-disc Breast of Scoreland.
On Location Grand Bahama is fresh out on DVD. In the tradition of On Location Key Largo, On Location Costa del Sol and many other group excursions over the past two decades, Grand Bahama is a fun mix of surf, sun, boobs and babes. Starring Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Natalie Fiore and Taylor Steele. An unbeatable cast. They may have spilled more oil than British Petroleum.
I’m talking, of course, about fucking (or tit-fucking, in the case of Crystal, Morgan, Karina and Cindy) on-camera, and the reason I’m lumping in Kaytee with the rest of these girls is because I have a feeling her first boy-girl, which appeared in the September ’10 issue of SCORE and is now online at SCORELAND, might be her only one. Ever. Seriously.
I say that because some girls do their first hardcore scene because they want to get their feet wet before diving all the way in, some girls do their first hardcore scene and decide it’s not for them and some girls do their first hardcore scene because it’s something they’ve always wanted to do…once. Kaytee, I think, falls into the third category.
Her partner in the scene isn’t one of our studio studs. He’s a friend of Kaytee’s. Not a boyfriend. A friend. He’s the one who turned her on to SCORE, and he was rewarded with a finder’s fee from us and some on-camera mouth, tits and pussy from Kaytee. Hey, the girl’s a great find, one of the best of 2010. He deserves it.
“I decided that if I was going to do a boy-girl scene, it would be with someone I was very comfortable with,” Kaytee said. “And who would I be more comfortable and secure with than the person who told me about SCORE?”
There’s no video version of this scene. Stills only. Check them out right now at SCORELAND. Treasure them. Am I 100% sure that Kaytee’s first scene will be her last? No. But I will tell you this: Kaytee could have fucked in the recently-released DVD More To Fuck, but she chose to eat Destiny Rose’s pussy instead. Which turned out pretty nicely, if you ask me. It’s one of the hottest girl-girl scenes we’ve ever shot.
I’ll also remind you of this: Lorna Morgan, Kerry Marie, Ines Cudna, Nicole Peters, Sharday, Kelly Kay and many of our other favorites have never fucked on camera. So you gotta take what you get when it’s given to you. And jack to it.
In Part 2 of this video (click here to see Part 1), Melonie Max joins her More To Fuck friends Tatiana Blair, Kaytee Carter, Alanna Ackerman, Anna Kay and Destiny Rose for more tit talk about bras, clothing, etc. The best part comes near the end, when the girls all get their tits out.
And now that I have your attention, I’m going to tell you a little more about More To Fuck. In a nutshell: A guy, John, shows up at house for reality TV dating show; the five girls and the hostess are all super-busty; he decides who he wants to marry/continue a meaningless relationship with by fucking three of them (Tatiana, Anna and Melonie). His friend, Lucas, fucks Alanna in the ass and reports back to John. Destiny is a virgin (yeah, right) and doesn’t know how to impress John when all the other girls are fucking, so she decides to put on a lezzie show with Kaytee, the hostess.
Now, about that girl-girl scene: I am not a fan of girl-girl scenes, but this one is great, probably the best we’ve ever filmed at The SCORE Groups. It has real, live pussy eating in which the girls get their tongues in deep, but the best part is that it has real girlie kissing. You know how in most girl-girl scenes, the girls flick their tongues at each other? Well, Kaytee and Destiny kiss like they’re giving each other tonsil examinations. Very hot.
In between the scenes, we get to see the girls in bikinis and tight tops. And, since there seems to be a good girl/bad girl debate raging on the “Blog,” I’d like to point out that all of the girls are good girls who are behaving sluttily for our bachelor’s (and your) pleasure. Basically, they’re acting like our dream girls. There ain’t a bitch in the bunch.
Oh, and one more thing: My desk shares a wall with the studio. When Alanna was getting fucked in the ass by Lucas’s big, black cock, you could hear her moans of pleasure through the walls and all the way across the office. I’m sitting there listening to her being fucked in the ass and getting a hard-on.
Anyway, enjoy this clip, and let me know what you think about More To Fuck.
I’ve been sitting on this video for a while, waiting for the release of the DVD More To Fuck (you can get your copy right here). I shot it during a break in the filming of the DVD. The video was supposed to last a few minutes, but as you’re about to see, it went much longer than that, which is why we had to chop it into two parts. Part 1 today, Part 2 tomorrow (unless Elliot or Maria hijack the Blog).
Anyway, the basic idea is four busty girls sitting on a bed talking about bras. Genius, eh? The four girls are, left to right, Anna Kay, Kaytee Carter, Destiny Rose and Alanna Ackerman. But towards the end of Part 1, Tatiana Blair joins the party, and in Part 2 tomorrow, Melonie Max jumps in.
Highlights of Part 1 include:
1. The girls divulging a little-known secret about Victoria’s Secret.
2. Alanna squirting milk out of her tits.
3. The fact that the five girls have totally different types of big tits.
4. The girls breaking into discussion with each other about tits.
5. Lots of naked pairs.
Now, you might be wondering, “Dave, how did you resist the urge to jump onto the bed with the girls and have a breast feast?” The easy answer is that I can’t keep the camera steady with even two hands free, let alone one or less. But the truth is that about a third into this video, my brain just froze up. You can understand why.
Anyway, enjoy. Then check out the DVD. Destiny and Kaytee eat each other’s pussies and do lots of girlie kissing. Anna, Tatiana, Melonie and Alanna fuck real cock. Consider this foreplay.
Visit eBoobStore.com to order or phone 1-800-421-0760.
More To Fuck is the reality show that begins where all other reality shows end. There’s nothing like it. Breast-lover John is the bachelor seeking a hot girl to fulfill all of his horndog dreams, the girl who will stretch out her bras. He has to choose one of the superstars of Voluptuous magazine: Alanna Ackerman, Anna Kay, Destiny Rose, Melonie Max or Tatiana Blair. Unlike all the reality mating games on boring TV, in More To Fuck, John can test them out in XXX action before he makes his final choice, and he even lets his buddy Lucas Stone fill Alanna’s butt in a wild interracial anal scene. Now that’s a pal!
John’s treated to a girl-girl between the show’s busty host, Kaytee Carter, and Destiny (their first girl-girl), and the lucky stiff gets to play with Melonie, Anna and Tatiana, too. There are over three hours of big-boobed XXX, extras and behind-the-scenes footage and interviews.
The DVD was the brainchild of editor Dave, who got frustrated by the lack of busty babes on the TV reality show More To Love. Not only that, but the only super-busty babe on the show didn’t get picked (she came in second). More To Fuck is what happens when real boob lovers (or any heterosexual men) get together and film a reality dating show about big, beautiful women. Of course, there isn’t a lot of dating in More To Fuck. But there is a lot of fucking.
By the way, you probably didn’t realize it at the time, but Friday’s “Guess Whose Boobs” blog was meant to be a preview of More To Fuck. Now it can be revealed that Mystery Rack No. 1 belonged to Tatiana, Mystery Rack No. 2 belonged to Alanna, Mystery Rack No. 3 belonged to Kaytee and Mystery Rack No. 4 belonged to Destiny. Congratulations to Johnny for getting it right.
Get it here and see the trailer, or phone 1-800-421-0760 in the US and Canada.
Ashley Sage looks amazing wearing this skimpy number by the pool!
There are 11 stunners in this dick flick and most of them were featured on the blog for you, first!
Dear Boob Lovers and Blog Readers,
I would NEVER suggest something to you guys if I didn’t think it was 100 percent awesome. That’s just how I roll. That’s why when I saw this flick recently, I said to myself, “Self, you have to tell the guys to score this DVD. It has all the hotness that they need.” So that’s what I am doing.
All Stacked, All Natural is AMAAAAAZINNGGGG Boobtertainment for 11 reasons and they are:
Ashley Sage Ellison, Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Jenna Valentine, Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn, Victoria Lane, Destiny Rose, Bebe Cooper, Kaytee Carter and Carrie Ashton.
All that tit power in this one DVD! Now I am not an economist or an accountant. I am just a simple porn-gal, trying to make her way in the world, but even I know that 11 chicks means MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK!
And each and every girl in this DVD is smoking hot, and no, I am not just saying that because at one point or another I have felt up at least half of them. (Okay, maybe I am! lol) But seriously, these ladies are our best newcomers and they are all in one hot collection. And on a side note, you can’t find half of them ANYWHERE ELSE, so act now and jack now, buddies .
These bazoombas are not to be missed. I promise that you will agree with me. 🙂 I figured I would share my opinion with you guys since we have a lot in common. You like tits. I like tits. You like to hold tits in your hands. I like to hold my tits in my hands. lol Hope you enjoy this flick. I know I did. xoxo, Maria
P.S.: But don’t take my word for it, check out the trailer at the eBoobStore and enjoy the sights of Bebe Cooper’s milking jugs and 10 other lotioned-up titties and wet, juicy pussies. It’s pretty heavenly.
Destiny Rose busts out of this top and makes her debut in the Feb. '10 issue of V-mag.
Camelia Davis really fills a shirt out.
It never gets old. It never ceases to make my little heart skip a beat.
The SCORELAND T-shirt.
The white, clingy fabric stretched out over the expanse of an ample bosom…it’s perfection.
So when we get a new luscious lady in, and she comes out of the studio’s dressing room wearing it,and her boobs are coming out of it, well, it is a moment of shining glory. A moment to be captured in a photograph.
It’s like a rite of passage.
When a woman comes out of that dressing room wearing the SCORELAND uniform, it is as if she has arrived. It’s official.
She is a SCORE Girl.
Michelle May wears her uniform proudly.
Arianna Sinn: G-cups don't always fit in the SCORE tank top. (Thank goodness!)
She becomes part of the tradition…part of the legendary magic.
It makes me want to salute her and welcome her to a league of extraordinary ladies.
It makes me want to welcome her to SCORE.
It’s really pretty breathtaking, actually.
Because all things come and go, but a SCORE Girl is forever.
AMEN.
xoxo, Maria
Sophie Mae: SCORE Girl, bellydancer and hottie.
Renee Ross and Scarlett Rouge...Sex in the T-shirts? No, Sex In The Titties.
Hi everyone! Guess what I’ve got for you today? More new boobs! (It would be a violation of boob law if I didn’t share them with you, so here they are.) These tits belong to Ohio-born Destiny Rose, a new babe who’s coming soon to SCORELAND. She’s a redhead, and I don’t know about you guys, but I have a special place in my heart for redheads with nice knockers. (I attribute my love of top-heavy carrot tops to my fascination with Ginger from Gilligan’s Island. I always wanted to see her topless.) So what happens within a minute of chatting with this naughty, little ginger? She’s doing naked jumping jacks, that’s what! This is the kind of exercise I love! (Especially since I don’t have to break a sweat and I get to see tits going up and down, up and down!) Enjoy this corn-fed cutie! I’ll bring you more of her soon.
