January 21, 2014 by Dave
Eva gets this guy's cock so hard, you could crack somebody across the kneecap with it. Instead, Eva sucks it.
I have to admit, I was pretty fascinated by ESPN’s “30 for 30” documentary about the Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan figure-skating scandal, “The Price of Gold.” It takes us back 20 years to when Tonya’s buddies–with or without her knowledge, nobody knows for sure–cracked Nancy, her main American rival for the Gold Medal at the 1994 Winter Olympics, across the knee. I made the mistake of switching off to it during a timeout during one of the football games, and I was so fascinated that I kept watching.
Well, I’d like to tell you that I got back to the game (49ers vs. Seahawks) in time to watch the end, but that’s not what happened. Because I went to check my email, and while I was there, I snuck over to SCORELAND, and what did I find? A Jackumentary! Yes, I went from ice-skating documentary to a big-tit jackumentary about Eva Notty, and although I didn’t jack to Tonya and Nancy (good luck with that), I did jack to Eva.
How could I not? Now that would be a scandal.
The Eva Notty Jackumentary is airing now at SCORELAND. It’s very educational. In it, Eva shows her tits and pussy and fucks a lot. If you’re an Eva fan, you don’t want to miss it. If you’re a fan of jacking off to hot, slim ‘n’ stacked babes, you don’t want to miss it.
Does anybody know who won the game?
July 30, 2013 by Dave
Scarlet is a very colorful girl.
There’s a lot going on at XLGirls.com these days, and I’m not just talking about Lisa Canon getting DP’d (that happened on July 12), Sarah Rae looking sensational (and sensationally stacked) in a sheer body stocking (that happened on April 19) and Marilyn Mayson busting out of a tight top and fingering her asshole (that happens today).
I’m talking about the kind of stuff you don’t usually find at an adult website. First, Scarlet LaVey in “Tattoo Exploration,” which went live Monday. In this special video, 20-year-old Scarlet takes you on a guided tour of the many tattoos that make her body a more-colorful place. Some people might think,”Oh, these girls just throw tattoos onto their bodies without giving it any thought.” But that’s not true, at least as far as Scarlet is concerned. In this video, you’ll learn a lot about Scarlet and her many tattoos. But you’ll also get sensual, closeup views of her voluptuous body like you’ve never seen before. If you like girls with tattoos, you’re going to love this video. If you don’t like girls with tattoos, give it a look anyway. Sweet Scarlet might change your mind.
Find out what makes Renee click. And suck.
And, tomorrow, “Renee Ross: A Jackumentary.” Our first XLGirls.com documentary, as the general public might call it. Informational and jackable. You learn something and you cum. What could be better?
Of course, what you’ll learn has everything to do with the two-time V-mag Model of the Year’s mouth, tits and pussy. But, hey, that’s educational, right?
I’d call it XLGirls Original Programming, but everything at XLGirls.com is original. This stuff is just more original.
July 23, 2013 by Dave
Elliot is staring at Renee's tits so he can memorize them for the test about "Renee Ross: A Jackumentary."
I thought I had invented the word “jackumentary.” I was so proud of myself. Then I did a Google search and found out that the word “jackumentary” had been used for a YouTube video about the pirate Jack Sparrow and an episode of some show called Bizness As Usual, as well as a few other times. In all instances, the word “jackumentary” was used for a piece of video involving someone named Jack.
Of course, when I thought of “jackumentary,” I had something else in mind. Jacking. You know, spanking the monkey. Pulling the pud. Jerking the Johnson. Choking the chicken. Thus, a jackumentary would be a documentary you could jack to.
I hereby take credit for being the first person to use “jackumentary” in this way. Patent pending. Copyright 2013 by The SCORE Group. All rights reserved. Pat Riley invented “three-peat.” I have “jackumentary.” Got that?
Anyway, what I had in mind was something along the lines of what you might see on Bio (the cable channel) but with a naked lady. A bio of a SCORE or Voluptuous Girl. You learn something and you get to jack. What could be better than that?
Premiering next week at XLGirls.com: Renee Ross. A Jackumentary.
You’ll learn something. You’ll stare at her tits. You’ll jack. When it’s over, you’ll say to yourself, “I just learned something and I feel much better!”
More details coming soon.
