Let’s face it, Black Friday is a time for lines and lines and lines and more lines at any of your favorite local stores.
Do you want to get stuck behind Captain Complainerpants who is going to talk your ear off for an hour about how long the line you’re both standing in is?
Do you want to be trapped in front of Stressed-Out Mommy whose annoying brat keeps kicking you?
Do you want to argue with someone over the last item in the whole store?
Do you want to almost get trampled by determined shoppers who slept outside the store in order to get those really good deals?
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I was never fortunate enough to actually live next door to a girl-next-door who could have been a V-Girl-next-door. Now that I think about it, I was never fortunate enough to live next door to an exotic dancer or a porn star, either. I was a deprived youth, one of the 47-percenters who thought he was entitled to live next door to a girl-next-door. Someone has to live next door to these mythical beings called girls-next-door, but it was never me. But let’s not talk about me. Let’s talk about them.
Because it’s all about them.
The girl-next-door, or GND as I call them. What are her qualities? It depends on what your definition is, and that’s different for every guy.
She’s good-natured. Wholesome-looking. Pretty. Has a down-to-earth personality. Goes easy on the make-up. Friendly. Smiles a lot. Straightfoward and honest. Great physical sex appeal. Doesn’t look blinged out and bleary eyed from clubbing all night. Doesn’t use dirty words when she speaks except (maybe) when she’s fucking. Dresses casually, often in tank tops and shorts. Not impressed by status or money. Doesn’t have two-dozen tattoos on her back and limbs. She might have a tongue or navel piercing or both since this ain’t 1965 anymore. And–do I need to mention this?–she has big, usually natural, tits.
Which leads me to the girls in our latest DVD V-Girls Next Door. My fellow peeps who worked on this DVD picked the right covergirl in the right photo. Michelle Bond is the prototype for New Millenium British girls-next-door.
Including Michelle, there are a dozen V-Girls in this two-disc set that runs over three hours.
And no hinky guys in sight.
Play the trailer in eBoobStore and see what I mean.
Go to your favorite store and pick up this new issue. You want more, you get more.
One of your favorite racks is now on your favorite rack.
America’s Twitter titter tweetheart.
Sheridan Love.
Now here’s a SCORE Girl who has it all. The face. The boobs. The legs. The ass. The bod. Is there anything Sheridan doesn’t have? I don’t think so.
iPhone 5G? Big deal!
Sheridan is 34G.
Picture that on a girl who’s just five-feet tall.
And now Miss Love has her first SCORE mag cover in her third pictorial. Three times’s a charm.
Just in time for her birthday, October 13, which is Christy Marks’ and Deanna Baldwin’s birthday, too. Arianna Sinn celebrates hers on the 14th.
Also in this issue: newcomer Roxanne Miller’s first SCORE layout, German Titty Titan Beshine in the world’s largest wet T-shirt show, Melissa Reed, Kitana Flores XXX anal, Bella Blaze, Arianna Sinn, Kali West, busty MILF Tahnee Taylor and a look inside Valory’s Vault.
The first two volumes of The Greatest Big-Bust Video Ever were huge sellers. Gigantic sellers. Among our best-selling DVDs and videos ever. Movies that passed the test of time.
So, when something is so popular, what do you do? You rush out a third volume, right? Well, in this case, wrong. Vol. 2 was released in 1996. That’s right, 1996. And, in all honesty, I never thought we’d see Vol. 3. But, now, finally, it’s here.
The Greatest Big-Bust DVD Ever, Vol. 3, truly reflects how much things have changed since 1996. For one, notice the name: “DVD” not “Video.” Second, the first two editions were packed with mega-slim ‘n’ stacked babes from the 1990s. This one is all-natural. That’s right. Not a drop of silicone to be found.
Of course, the lineup is spectacular. Take a deep breath: Hitomi, Karina Hart, Siri, Leanne Crow, Valory Irene, Elaina Gregory, Sophie Mae, Kali West, Jenna Valentine, Gya Roberts, Maggie Green, Michelle Bond, Eden Mor, Cherry Brady, Melissa Manning…okay, I’m going to stop listing them all. I’m just going to give you the numbers:
48 girls. Four discs. 14 hours.
$49.95 at eBoobStore.com. Don’t wait for Vol. 4. At this rate, it won’t be released until 2026.
Another winner with Janne Hollan as this issue’s covergirl. That’s two bouncing Czechs this month alone! I fear America is losing the International Boobs Race to this small but top-heavy nation. And they make great beer, too.
This edition features:
Goldie Ray
Lady Spyce
Laurella
Lexi Summers
Nancy Navarro
Natasha Dulce
Siri
Taylor Steele
You can also get your copy at eBoobStore.com, along with the highly coveted digital versions.
Siri, show us your tits. Thank you, Siri. We appreciate that, Siri.
Siri makes her Voluptuous magazine debut in the September ’12 issue, now at your favorite jack shack, mag rack, all-around adult emporium or from eBoobStore.
Our store has both a print and a digital version (if you’re a tablet reader).
This marks a double magazine cover debut for the meteoric Siri.
The nubile, huge Harry Potter fan (for once I’d like to be Daniel Radcliffe) is also the covergirl of the September ’12 SCORE.
Pretty sweet, I say.
Double cover debuts like this are still fairly rare.
I remember Nicole Peters (April ’03), Ines Cudna (March ’03) and Via Paxton (September ’99) having spectacular double debuts, too.
Lemme see…who else? There was Sharday’s famous double cover debut for the November ’01 issues. In her V-mag debut, Sharday wore her actual high school prom dress.
Most models who debut in both SCORE and V-mag tend to have different debut dates, with or without being on the cover.
Along with Siri, the big, bad line-up for September ’12 is:
Anna Carlene
Cherry Brady
Kristi Maxx
Kristina Milan
Reina Lee
Renee Ross
Sabina Leigh
The ever-elusive Trinity Michaels
And those deadly pillow fighters Jenna Valentine and Leanne Crow. Bam!
Not near a store? No problem. We come to you.
Actually, a mail carrier will come to you. However, we can’t guarantee it will be a busty, female postal employee.
July '12 Voluptuous magazine: get it in print or in digital.
Here is a pairing of two future legends in the new July ’12 issue of Voluptuous magazine.
I think of the great V-mag duos over the years such as:
Linsey and Chloe
Jessica Turner and Lorna Morgan
Kerry Marie and Cassandra
Cherry Brady and Brandy Talore
Autumn-Jade and Sierra
Annie Swanson and Lilith
Sammy Black and Jenny Hill
Kelly Kay and Bozena
This one-on-one of Natalie and Micky belongs in that league of all-stars.
And featured in this edition:
Anastasia Blake
Angel DeLuca
Ashley Sage Ellison
Elaina Gregory
Melonie Max
Nancy Navarro
Reina Lee
Sonja Haze
So “carpe diem,” Boob Brothers. That means “Drop your cocks and grab your socks.”
It’s one of the best and hottest SCORE has made in only the last 20 years.
How many boob-hounds do you know who would fly Angela from Australia to St. Maarten, bring along Maggie Green for the ride and spend a week following Angela with cameras rolling as she did her first hardcore-action scenes?
I’ll tell you. No one else. There is no one.
At SCORE, Angela is a VIP and she’s been a VIP since 2003.
Get yours fast and easy from eBoobStore. You owe it to yourself.
And you’ll have it anytime you want to see Angela treat the hard wood as only she can.
There’s tons of porn stars out there. Most of them look alike, talk alike, think alike, walk alike and most of them bang alike.
But there’s only one Angela White.
Why do you think Angela was voted SCORE Hardcore Performer of the Year?
Get it right now at your favorite retail newsstand or direct from your friends at SCORE‘s eBoobStore.
If you buy a copy at the newsstand, there will be a free DVD included with the magazine, either Juggy Bangers or Cleavaged Creamers.
Gone paperless? Download the digital copy on your tablet or PC.
Whether it’s paper or electrons, just feed your need for huge, beautiful hooters.
This edition stars covergirl Hitomi, Arianna Sinn, Dixie Devereaux, Aspen, Chavon Taylor and Marilyn White plus Charlie Cooper, Alex Chance and Destiny Rose all in dangerously combustible hardcore action.
