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International Dance Day? No. International Sexy Dance Day? Yes.

According to the Wiki gods, today is International Dance Day. On this day, you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind….

No, wait…that’s the Safety Dance.

Well, although they deemed it International Dance Day, the powers that be failed to say what kind of dancing that entailed, so I am going to go ahead and call today International Sexy Dance Day. Just let the International Dance Committee try and stop me.

So on this day I am going to pay homage to some sexy dancers that I happen to enjoy. All of these ladies dance their asses off, naked, and that is really the best kind of dancing there is.

And I don’t think it matters what you call them; strippers, exotic dancers, ecdysiasts, bump-and-grinders, burlesque queens, lap dancers, peelers, or striptease artists, they are amazing and that’s all there is to it.

In fact, I remember when SCORE used to do a feature called Caught in the Act where we would check out one of our busty babes at the strip club she was dancing at. And who can forget the dancing on the deck during those long nights at sea during the Boob Cruises? Yes, we have always held the naked dancer in high regard here at SCORELAND.

So check out these tiny-yet-huge-breasted dancers and enjoy International Sexy Dance Day, because even though it’s not a holiday, it totally fucking should be.

You’re welcome.

xoxo, Maria