Back in the day, Dawn Stone's shaved cookie was quite unusual. She was rightfully proud of it.
The other day, I was doing a video interview with a new SCORELAND model. She had very nice tits, which is usually the point, but that’s not the point. The point is that during the interview, I had her take off her panties (this is the only time in my life when women never say no), and when I saw that she had a shaved pussy, I asked, “When did you start shaving your pussy?” She answered me, of course, but it wasn’t until a few hours later when I thought about the interview and wondered, Why did I ask her that question?
You see, when I first came to SCORE in 2001, many porn stars shaved their pussies but most every-day women didn’t. In fact, back then, it was unusual for a woman who wasn’t a stripper or a porn star to shave her pussy, and when she did, the subject was worthy of further interrogation. “When did you start shaving your pussy?” “Why did you start shaving your pussy?” “Did you shave it yourself or did someone do it for you?” “Is sex better with a shaved pussy?” Etc., etc. But these days, it’s unusual when a woman DOESN’T shave her pussy.
Basically, what I’m saying here is that my shaved pussy questions are outdated. My shaved pussy interrogatories are probably a waste of time and not of much interest.
So, here and now, I am officially retiring the shaved pussy questions. Of course, the problem with that is I loved shaved pussy, and my mind and cock are stuck in the early 2000s, when a woman shaving her pussy meant she loved to fuck. My eyes are drawn to shaved pussy the way they’re drawn to big tits, and then my brain shuts off and outdated questions follow.
“A PC? Really? You own a computer?”
“A car? You drive a car? Don’t you have to crank the engine all the time?”
“You mean you’ve been on an airplane?”
This just might be one of those old dog/new tricks situations. But I’ll try.
Tammy looks like Gwen Stefani, but better because Tammy has big tits.
I love tits. I love women. I love women with big tits.
They make me happy. 🙂
But not all women come equipped with large funbags.
Tammy from SCORE March '01 is a big-tit look-alike.
That makes me sad. 🙁
So, sometimes I like to cruise around SCORELAND and check out all the big-titted doppelgangers. Yep, women who look like women who could use bigger knockers.
(Not to be confused with big-titted women who look like big-titted women, like when people were saying that I look like Kelly Shibari.)
For example, I happen to think that Tammy from SCORE March ’01 looks like Gwen Stefani, if Gwen had bigger tits. (It’s a shame that she doesn’t.)
I am sure that there are plenty of you tit lovers out there who, like me, are drawn to certain models because they represent the better, bigger-boobed version of someone famous.
I have a pretty stellar gig. I come in, I look at boobs. I talk to girls with big boobs. I ask them to show me their big boobs. (They always say YES!) I ask them to do all sorts of fun boob tricks for me. (They always do.) And then, sometimes, I am talking to their boobs, er, to them, and then Dave comes into the studio and interrupts and says, “Hey! Put your boobs on Maria’s head!” And you know what? THEY DO. It’s pretty fuckin’ magical on a lot of levels.
So here is the situation: Cassidi Jai is a 24-year-old mocha mamma with ginormous HHH-tits. She is in college (YES! She’s a smart cookie with incredible sweater puppies!), and she is a freak. When I say she is a freak, I mean it in the MOST depraved way possible. I mean, she has done things that made ME blush. She loves trucks (Dodge Rams.), oil wrestling and has had threesomes, foursomes, lezzie-love and likes anal. Oh, and she lost her virginity only two years ago at the ripe age of 22. (Apparently she’s done a lot of making up for lost time in the last two years! lol)
Cassidi and I were enjoy a nice chat in the studio when Dave came in and shot this video which culminated in Cassidi putting her tit on my head (It was heavy!) and then wrapping her tits around my noggin, too. It was glorious! Check out the video below! (And coincidentally, don’t look for my boobs to make an appearance in this video. Sure, you will catch glimpses of them here and there, but Dave, ever the gentlemen, chose to video the greater of two evils, or rather, the greater and larger of two pairs of boobs. Smart man that he is! lol)
Cassidi will be making her V-Mag and SCORELAND debut very soon. For now, enjoy this newbie!
