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Stuff on a SCORE editor’s desk

October 2, 2012 by Elliot James

We just mailed the bra signed by Jasmine Shiraz to the winner of her bra giveaway contest in the October ’12 SCORE magazine. The winner is a mag subscriber and lives in Canada. Mr. J.H. didn’t say what he would do with it. Jasmine’s bra cups are too big to be used as ear muffs during those Canadian winters.

Jasmine’s tit-sling is one of several dozen bras, signed magazines and DVDs we’ve shipped to random contest winners over the past five years. In June, we had that huge 20 For 20 20th Anniversary contest and gave away lots of goodies. That got me to thinking about a topic that evolved into this Blog.

We all collect things on the job over time.

Whatever you do, you probably collect some objects related to your job.

I do, too, but the things I collect are just a bit different from what an auto mechanic or a bartender might save.

This is some of what I have on or in my desk at the SCORE office.

20th Anniversary SCORE cap. The Mexican wrestling mask was used in a Minka and Kayla scene for the DVD SCORE Xtra 5.

SCORE windbreaker.

A figurine sculpted by artist The Great Razooly, a charter SCORE reader. He was profiled in the October '94 edition.

 

Another view of Tom Razooly's work. Artist, dance club owner and TV horror host in Blocksburg, California.

Boob Cruise 1997 T-shirt signed by all the models on the sailing. Never worn, of course.

A SCORE license plate. Girls with big boobs wave when they see this.

From The Desk Of Your V-mag Editor…

November 13, 2011 by Maria
These are Samantha 38G's tits. Look at those veins!

These are Samantha 38G's tits. Look at those veins!

Hello boob lovers and worshipers of all things titty.

It’s me! Your V-mag editor.

Today’s blog is going to be about…well, let me explain first. You see, whenever I blog, I always try to find new and fun things to chat with you guys about. Well, today, as I started to write, I saw the category “The Life of an Editor” and I thought…maybe these guys, my boob-loving pals, want to know what the life of an editor is really like. Because a lot of stuff happens during my day here at SCORELAND HQ. It’s a veritable whirlwind of titties, ass, pussy, magazines, nipples, websites, writing, fucking, blow jobs and cum. So, this blog is going to be about things I am doing right now, at my desk.

Leanne Crow jingles her bells on the cover of the annual contest issue of V-mag!

Leanne Crow jingles her bells on the cover of the annual contest issue of V-mag!

So, without further ado, here is the life of an editor from the desk of your V-mag editor.

Right now, I just finished checking out a lot of photos of the one and only Samantha 38G. While I was looking through shots, I found this great closeup of her tits that really shows off how veiny and massive they are. I actually said, “It’s like you can feel how heavy they are through the screen.” 🙂 Imagine those cannons whacking you in the face while Samantha is on your dick. Yeah. I thought it was an awesome shot. I tucked it away in a folder I call, “TITS! FUCK YES!” on my desktop. It’s from her Voluptuous November 2009 pictorial, just FYI.

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Julia Juggs is a lovely lady.

Then there are all of the ballots that are starting to roll in for the 2011 V-mag Awards. They are in a neat pile on my desk, too. After leafing through about 40 of them, I can tell you that the race for Model of the Year is going to be BANANAS this year. I am really excited about it, actually. The contest is one of my favorite things about V-mag. I cannot tell you who is already taking the lead in some of the categories, but I can say that if you have strong opinions about tits, you should probably vote. Score your copy of Voluptuous January 2012 at the eBoobStore. You can’t miss it. It’s the one with Leanne Crow as Santa’s little helper on the cover. It will make you feel warm inside (in your pants) like the holiday season should.

Yours truly on Halloween here at SCORELAND HQ. Please feel free to call me Dances With Boobs.

Yours truly on Halloween here at SCORELAND HQ. Please feel free to call me Dances With Boobs.

Inside the V-mag January 2012 issue, on page seven, you can find the ballot for this year’s awards. If you would like to mail it in, awesome. If you want to email your votes, you can do so by sending them to Vmagawards@scoregroup.com.

I am also currently composing an email reply to Ms. Julia Juggs, who I might add is one of the nicest ladies to correspond with. Whole some of you are emailing your bosses at work, I am emailing chicks with big tits. Yeah, my life is good.

What else did I do today? Well, I took a moment to check out all of our Halloween 2011 pics because here ar SCORELAND HQ, we take Halloween very seriously. Most of the staff dresses up, and this year, I was an Indian chief. I must say that everyone got a kick out of the fact that there were bells on my boots and everywhere I walked, I jiggled, er, jingled. 🙂

And that, boob lovers is a day in the life of an editor.

I must say, and please forgive me for gloating, but I get to stare at tits all day. The life of this editor ain’t bad at all.

xoxox,

Maria

Halloween is full of BOOS! and BOOBS!

October 31, 2010 by Maria
Mellie D. as Dorothy kind of makes me wanna go somewhere over her rainbow.

Mellie D. as Dorothy kind of makes me wanna go somewhere over her rainbow.

Just hanging out at my desk. Boop Boop Be Doop Boop!

Just hanging out at my desk. Boop Boop Be Doop Boop!

Suckers are for sucking! Halloween candy is the greatest!

Suckers are for sucking! Halloween candy is the greatest!

Ah, Halloween. Probably my favorite holiday of all time. Why? Well, there’s candy, for one. (I love candy!) And then there is the best part about the scariest of holidays…THE SLUTS! Come on, you know what I am talking about. Halloween is the only time of the year that a chick can dress like a complete slut, parade around the streets and everyone is okay with it. Each year, the would-be sluts and actual sluts and everyone in-between come out in droves, dressed, or rather, undressed to the nines and it’s glorious! In every city, in every town you have gaggles of Sexy Cops, Sexy Nurses, Sexy Bumblebees and Sexy Snow Whites. All it takes is a pair of fishnets and a tiny dress and any nice girl can be a Sexy “Insert Noun Here” and unleash all of her sexuality on the unsuspecting public. It’s the BEST!

Crystal Gunns is a golden goddess to many of us SCORELANDers.

Crystal Gunns is a golden goddess to many of us SCORELANDers.

Now, that said, here at SCORELAND, it’s kind of Halloween all year round. Why? Well, not because we dress up every day (Although we did at SCORE headquarters and this year I was Betty Boop!), but because the busty babes dress up all the time and we get to see them act our their slutty fantasies. (And that is NEVER a bad thing.) Over the years, we have had all sorts of beauties dressed up in fantasy costumes, like Crystal Gunns in her Buxotica SP119 Greek goddesss shoot. And then there is one of my personal faves, Mellie D. as a sexy Dorothy from the August 2007 V-mag.

Oh, Cherry! You should dress up as a nurse every day of the year!

Oh, Cherry! You should dress up as a nurse every day of the year!

But if you ask me, and you should because I am somewhat of a big-tit scholar, one of the greatest costumed cuties of all time is redhead bomber, Cherry Brady. When she donned this nurses outfit for her appearance in the September 2007 issue of V-mag, well, a star was born. (So were about 3,203,949,494 boners, I am sure.) Cherry is fucking hot. I use the word FUCKING followed by the word HOT because there is no other way to describe her sizzle. It’s my opinion that she should dress up as a nurse all the time. She should fondle people and say things like, “Turn your head and cough,” and, “It will only hurt for a second.” In fact, I think that after I eat some more candy, I may have to call Cherry up and tell her that I need some sort of sponge bath to take care of my sticky, um, fingers. lol

So, my advice is let’s make it Halloween every day. Fellas, tell your ladies to dress up in a sexy outfit. Role play in the bedroom. Use candy if you must. Why? Because there is nothing like living out your fantasies, one costume at a time.

Happy Tricks and Treats, guys!

XOXOXO

Maria

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! To who? TO US!

July 19, 2010 by Maria
It's our first birthday party! Karina knew you were cumming so she baked a cake!

It's our first birthday party! Karina knew you were cumming so she baked a cake!

Sharday demonstrates how we eat cake at the SCORELAND Blog. Well, this is how the models eat cake. We eat it off of them.

Sharday demonstrates how we eat cake at the SCORELAND Blog. Well, this is how the models eat cake. We eat it off of them.

Dawn Phoenix is so excited about the Blog's first birthday, she decided to tit-fuck a bottle of champagne instead of fucking it.

Dawn Phoenix is so excited about the Blog's first birthday, she decided to tit-fuck a bottle of champagne instead of drinking it.

For SCORE (actually, exactly one year ago today), we the people of the republic of all things rack decided that we needed a vehicle to get out there amongst the big-boob lovers on the highways of the Web. After much deliberation and the shooting down of a site called SCOREeditorsXXXposed! (Just kidding!), we created this blog, and a year later, we are going strong.

And while we are all jumping up and down in joy over our blog’s first birthday, I would like to take to time and say that as a new editor on the block, this blog has allowed me to connect to a lot of V-Mag readers and fine-tune my mag to all of your tastes. I appreciate everyone’s feedback about your likes and dislikes, as do Elliot and Dave.

And, how cool is it that you guys can interact with the models?

And how cool is it that we make blog videos where the models have fun and you get to know them better?

I say it’s pretty effin’ cool.

So, happy birthday to us, and thank you for all of your input and blogging’ness, which rules!

Your support of our blog is great. Like underwire to titties. Thanks for helping us stay solid!

xoxoxoxoxox and YAY!!!,

Maria

Fan art is fantastic, Part II

May 29, 2010 by Maria

Hi there, boob brethren!

Like I told you in a previous post, I think fan art is fantastic! And our friend H.D. in Germany gets a high-five from me for sending in these righteously bad-ass drawings of one of my faves, Karina Hart. And it’s a testament to both H.D.’s skill AND Karina’s smoking hotness that she looks AMAZING in these drawings.

I also want to high-five H.D. for this stellar sketch of me! In hooker boots! lol I love it. The minute I saw it, I clapped with delight. It isn’t every day that a girl gets art like this.

Thank you, H.D. for your artwork and for your hot boot fetish! As the editor of Leg Sex magazine, I respect a man who loves slutty footwear. 🙂

xoxo,

Maria

Allow me to introduce myself…

July 24, 2009 by Maria
My cleavage makes it's debut in the Oct. '09 issue of V-mag! I'm famous…er, they're famous! lol

My cleavage makes it's debut in the Oct. '09 issue of V-mag! I'm famous…er, they're famous! lol

Wow! I can’t believe that I started blogging without even introducing myself first. I guess you can say I got caught up in the rapture of this blog and just started posting! So here is a quick overview of what I do and who I am, in case you are interested in knowing who your soon-to-be favorite blogger really is. (LOL!)

I’m Maria, a girl who had a dream of working with people…naked people. I’m boisterous, funny and play some of the best pranks in the office on our unsuspecting staff (They love it!). I’ve been at SCORE for five years, and I can confidently say that I have the best job in the world. I worked my way up through the ranks, learning everything there was to know about big boobs until, about two years ago, I landed my editor gig. (It doesn’t hurt that I have big boobs, so you might say that I am equipped for this position.) I am now the editor of V-Mag and a great magazine about asses called BootyLicious. (I guess you can say I am an expert on the ladies…from tops to bottoms!)

Since becoming an editor, I have traveled to Hungary to meet Karina Hart (WOW! She is amazing!), become great buds with Christy Marks (She’s a sweetheart!) and gotten my hands on some of the biggest boobs in the world. I’ve also had my boobs groped by some of hottest SCORE models. Boobs attract boobs…it’s science! And sometimes they even use my cleavage to illustrate an article in V-Mag! (Yes, my boobs are famous! lol)

img_2608I love tits. I mean, I REALLY love them. In fact, I love them as much as you do. I like the way they feel, bounce and look. And just like you, I get excited when we have a new model in the studio. (And now I get to go in there and shoot footage for this blog, which means I get to interact with the girls a lot more!)

So, my promise to you is that come rain or shine, I will always make it my priority to bring you guys exclusive goodies. (Or until someone in charge gets mad at me and I get in trouble for leaking stuff on here…and even then, I will still try and sneak stuff to you!)

That’s my boob oath.

You can count on me!

😉

-Maria