October 2, 2012 by Elliot James
We just mailed the bra signed by Jasmine Shiraz to the winner of her bra giveaway contest in the October ’12 SCORE magazine. The winner is a mag subscriber and lives in Canada. Mr. J.H. didn’t say what he would do with it. Jasmine’s bra cups are too big to be used as ear muffs during those Canadian winters.
Jasmine’s tit-sling is one of several dozen bras, signed magazines and DVDs we’ve shipped to random contest winners over the past five years. In June, we had that huge 20 For 20 20th Anniversary contest and gave away lots of goodies. That got me to thinking about a topic that evolved into this Blog.
We all collect things on the job over time.
Whatever you do, you probably collect some objects related to your job.
I do, too, but the things I collect are just a bit different from what an auto mechanic or a bartender might save.
This is some of what I have on or in my desk at the SCORE office.
20th Anniversary SCORE cap. The Mexican wrestling mask was used in a Minka and Kayla scene for the DVD SCORE Xtra 5.
SCORE windbreaker.
A figurine sculpted by artist The Great Razooly, a charter SCORE reader. He was profiled in the October '94 edition.
Another view of Tom Razooly's work. Artist, dance club owner and TV horror host in Blocksburg, California.
Boob Cruise 1997 T-shirt signed by all the models on the sailing. Never worn, of course.
A SCORE license plate. Girls with big boobs wave when they see this.
July 12, 2010 by Maria
Sophie Mae has a very nice set o' ripe tomatoes.
Here in Big Boob World, or SCORELAND as you call it, we spend a serious amount of time with tits. From the minute we come in to the office it’s nothing but tits, tits and more tits all day. (Not that I’m complaining at all, mind you.) But there is a problem that we editors run into sometimes. You see, sometimes tits leave us at a loss for words. LITERALLY. I will call Dave or Elliot up and ask them to give me, “Another word for boobs, please.” You see, there are many, many, many ways to call a boob, well, a boob. But sometimes, I come across a pair of tatas that need something extra-special. So, over the years, I have started a collection of boob words. Kind of like my own tatas thesaurus, if you will. And you’d be surprised how many different words there are for boobs. And you’d be surprised how many guys I know have their own versions, too. Chicks do, too! For example, the phrase “chesticles” was uttered to me one night by a group of hot lesbians. They came up to me and said, “You have a full set of chesticles.” Needless to say, I LOL’ed on the spot.
So, I thought I would share some of my favorites with you. And I would LOVE it if you shared some of your faves with me. A girl can never have too many words to describe her, umm, girls. lol So, without further ado:
- Mams
- Blouse Bunnies
- Cans
- Bazookas
- Sweater Puppies
- Cum Cushions
- Yum Yums
- Happy Headlights
- Bingos!
- Floppers
- Whoppers
- The Twins
- Perks
- Bazoombas
- Penis Padders
- Dairy Depot
- Jigglies
I could go on and on, but I prefer to hear some of yours. Who knows, maybe you can tell me a few I’ve never heard before. (Which would be very impressive.)
xoxo,
Maria
