December 14, 2012 by Elliot James
Image stabilizers and steady-cams were invented for cameras so that men with shaking, trembling hands would be able to photograph girls like Siri without ruining the shot.
The perfect combo of beauty, boobs, body and brain, Siri is back at SCORE this weekend in a fresh boff-bash at SCOREVideos.com.
From the dress that requires adult supervision to the suckin’ and smashin’ and smooshin’, this is, in my opinion, Siri’s horniest SCORE video.
Dave thinks Hitomi will win Newcomer of the Year. I think Siri will win. (There is such a thing as a free lunch because we have a bet riding on this, and the loser pays.)
Siri has it all, does it all and puts it all out there. She’s invigorated the year at SCORE and V-mag. There are two weeks left before the SCORE voting ends, and it’s looking like a two-girl race. A month later, the V-mag voting wraps.
For now, let’s forget the contests and just focus on Siri’s wild ways. Warning! This cumming attraction clip might fry your motherboard.
Is this dress legal?
May 11, 2012 by Elliot James
Her name is Lola. She is a showgirl, not a fruit stand owner.
Dave blogged about Lola last January, and it’s safe to say that he was impressed. So was I and so was Maria, who put her in the Holiday ’11 V-mag. To prove that absence does make the hard grow harder, Lola’s back at SCORELAND with fresh photos and a video.
This time, Lola put on a fishnet dress and got into a bathtub with a bunch of floating green apples. Maybe the photographer couldn’t find melons that morning. Or the apples were meant to be photographically symbolic of something, like Eve and the apple.
Lola’s full name isn’t Lola Apples like our American dancer/model Candy Apples. Maybe Lola just likes apples. Aroma scientists claim that the scent of green apples reduces stress and headaches in women. Maybe Lola likes the scent. But vibrators can do that, too.
Anyway, a couple of things are 100% certain and provable. Lola has a beautiful face and body and spectacular, homegrown melons. She’s very sexy and she’s always smiling. She has mad toy skills.
I admit that the Czech Republic can chalk up another victory in the International Boobs Race (IBR) thanks to Lola, a race America is clearly losing to east and west Europe and England.
This really burns my bacon. Where are all the American challengers to Czech girls like Lola? How can a tiny nation of 10 million people produce so many top-notch busty girls who enjoy nude modeling while my country hopelessly lags behind in a recessionary period of big-tit growth? American girls with E-cups and bigger need some kind of wake-up call. And the Czechs make better beer than we do, adding insult to injury. I need to get this country back on top in the IBR.
All I can say is, American woman, Be A SCORE Model.
A SCORELAND member named Basenji1 will be very pleased to see Lola back again. “She has the full package,” he commented back in January. “She ranks along with Arianna Sinn.” Praise doesn’t get any higher than that. Hopefully, we’ll connect again with Lola.
I may not be a poet. But when it comes to apples and melons, I know it.
