Hair ye, hair ye!
Someone whose follicle forest had caused an unusually dense growth of commentary is back to either tickle your fancy or make your hair stand on end. The reaction ranged from adoration to wigging out. There was no middle ground. And it was all about bush. Bush gets all the blame.
Vanessa started a ruckus the first time she appeared at SCORELAND. She didn’t muff that debut. Now she’s back. Leave it to beaver.
In this time of baldies that have been shaved, waxed, creamed, No-no’ed or depilated in some way, a bearded clam really makes a hairum-scarum impression. Ironically, there were lots of girls like Vanessa in ’70s and ’80s men’s mags. Today, you can’t see the forest for the trees.
Starts tomorrow! Hairs lookin’ at you, Vanessa.
You did ask for a part in the middle.