August 21, 2014 by Elliot James
The best part of waking up?
It’s not coffee in your cup.
It’s finding Sheridan Love and her 34G-cups padding around the kitchen. Sheridan’s wearing a pink bikini under a robe.
What’s for breastfast? See the video and photos today at SCORELAND. You’ll see the menu.
I hope the cooking and food TV networks don’t start to copy SCORE after seeing this. Ya never know with these reality TV execs.
We asked Sheridan if she watches her SCORE videos at home.
“I don’t watch my video scenes because I know I’d be a harsh critic of myself,” she replied. “But I do look at the pictures.”
How can we change Sheridan’s mind about that?
A boob buffet with Sheridan
December 11, 2010 by Dave
Perry and Andy never got to do a holiday special with girls like Stephanie Stalls and Eva Notty.
Perry Como did it. Andy Williams did it. And now that I’ve totally dated myself, I’m happy to announce that SCORELAND is doing it, too: a holiday special for all you good little boys and girls out there who have been jacking and rubbing one out to big-titted SCORE Girls all year. The SCOREtv Holiday Special goes live on SCORELAND this Wednesday, and have we got a show for you!
Boobs pouring over her holiday dress, Daylene Rio tells us the 10 things you can say during the holidays that you can’t say any other time of year.
Karen Fisher, dressed like a sexy little elf, makes a s’more on Kelly Christiansen’s chest (Karen and Kelly also have some fun under our Holiday Mistletoe on a Stick).
Somehow, my tie got caught in Eva's cleavage. I don't know how that happened.
Eva Notty plays a naughty girl who sits on Mall Santa’s lap and makes him very uncomfortable.
Valory Irene sings “Jingle Bells” with her cute Russian accent.
I get to unwrap Stephanie Stalls, who’s wearing nothing but a red ribbon. A crotchless red ribbon, by the way.
Michelle May shows how to make a big-boob martini for your holiday party. Rachel Love uses her boobs as a bottle opener. Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh make a fruit cocktail out of some lucky dude’s head.
June Summers shows off some pole-dancing tricks.
And much more. SCOREtv is usually a half-hour show, but for the holidays, it’s a one-hour-plus extravaganza packed to the gills with tits. Because, you know, we’re in the holiday spirit around here.
Oh, and like Perry and Andy, I get to sing a holiday song. Alia Janine uses her tits to jingle some bells while I sing “Jingle Bells.” If you can ignore my singing, it’s pretty entertaining. I guarantee that if Perry and Andy had to sing while Alia’s boobs were swaying in their faces, they wouldn’t have been able to do it.
All that’s missing is The Osmonds. Ah, forget the Osmonds. Marie doesn’t have big tits.
