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Ana Montes’ World Cups
Colombia didn’t make it to the Women’s World Cup, unfortunately. I’m not saying that they would have qualified for the World Cup had the Colombian team drafted Ana Montes last year. But she couldn’t have played, anyway. Ana was too busy showing off her big tits and pussy on her webcam.
But Colombia sure qualifies in the big-boobs department, as the past two years have proven.
SCORELAND makes up for this oversight with Ana on the football field, running, trampolining, breast bouncing, playing with the football, hot talking (captioned in English) and hands-on-pussy popping. She’s a tornado of boob energy.
Ana Montes runs out on the football field, boobs swinging.
Today at SCORELAND, Mia Khalifa is a fucking schoolgirl. And I do mean a fucking schoolgirl
I am very proud to say that Steve, Elliot, Gil and I discovered Mia.
The great thing about the hardcore set of Mia Khalifa that’s live right now at SCORELAND is that Mia really did attend a private school, and she really did have to wear a uniform.
Her parents sent her to military boarding school to straighten her out.
A lot of good that did. Now Mia’s straightening out cocks all over the world.
She’s still the No. 1 porn star in the world. And she has 377,000 followers on Twitter.
And she’s the most-famous Florida State University football fan in the world. And she’s angered a lot of people over in Lebanon, where she was born. And she rejected some creepy advances from Drake, the rapper.
You can also buy Mia’s one-and-only DVD, Mia Khalifa, for the dirt-cheap price of $14.99 at eBoobStore.com.
Here’s some excerpts from my interview with Mia.
SCORELAND: Did your family know that you were doing porn before the Lebanese stuff started breaking?
MIA: You know how they knew? As soon as my stuff at SCORELAND went live, someone made a fake Instagram of Mia Callista, and they friend-requested everyone that I followed, including my family members.
SCORELAND: That’s pretty mean. If people weren’t so mean, this would all be fine.
MIA: I know. If this was the ’90s or early 2000s, I don’t think anybody would know, not in Lebanon, not up in Maryland.
SCORELAND: How about the good side. The best part about this has been…
MIA: All of the Florida State attention. That has been the best part of all this. I formed a little family called FSU Twitter, and it’s so much fun to talk to all the Florida State fans and a few players. It’s just been awesome. That has been my favorite part. Well, no. That’s my second-favorite part. I lied. [Laughs] My favorite part is that all the boys in high school who turned me down are now following me on Twitter and trying to hit me up.
SCORELAND: Do you look different?
MIA: I look a lot different. I weigh 60 pounds less and I have giant tits now. Some guy Tweeted, “Hey, she asked me to prom freshman year!” And I was like, “Yeah, but you said, ‘No.’ Do you regret that now?”[Laughs]
SCORELAND: If they saw your skills, they would really regret it.
MIA: That’s the best part.
Mia Khalifa, aka The Busty Girl Who Works Behind The Counter At The Hamburger Joint, is the most-famous porn star in the world
Mia says her first scene with Carlos was one of her most-exciting moments so far. Another was being in the March 2015 SCORE. And one more: getting Twitter follow requests from all the guys who ignored her in high school. Fools.
Mia Khalifa, formerly known as Mia Callista, has achieved genuine international fame. Not just Internet fame. Worldwide fame. Stories about her have appeared on many major websites: CNN, MTV, Newsweek, NBC News, The Daily Mirror, The Independent, etc., etc. A song has been written about her. She’s the unofficial mascot of the Florida State Seminoles football team. Back home in Lebanon, where Mia was born 21 years ago, there’s an ongoing national debate over whether Lebanese girls should be doing what she does. She tells me people are talking about her on radio and TV. She has nearly 200,000 Twitter followers. And by at least one measure, she’s the No. 1 porn star in the world.
Yes, that Mia. The busty babe who works behind the counter at the hamburger joint. Or worked. Mia’s big headlights (and sex skills, and personality and the smile that hundreds of thousands of guys have fallen in love with) have enabled her to put the burger joint in her rear-view mirror.
“I never dreamed any of this would happen,” Mia told me the other day. “I thought I’d shoot a few scenes for you guys and that would be it.”
She can speak for herself. From the day I almost ran her over in the parking lot of the hamburger joint–as she jokingly puts it–I never thought “that would be it.” As I wrote on August 7, the day after I realized she had the goods to be a SCORE Girl, she’s “one of the hottest women I’ve ever seen in person.” I also said, “This could be great.” And then on October 3 I wrote, “Have I mentioned that the girl who takes my order at the hamburger joint needs to get away from that hamburger joint and become a porn star?”
But I never could have imagined that she’d become this famous this fast.
Fame hasn’t changed Mia. Nor has the rude way some of her critics have treated her. Fuck ’em. If they had Mia’s mouth around their cocks, they’d change their tune real fast.
Anyway, Mia, the guys at SCORELAND are proud of you. And we’re also proud that your first solo and XXX scenes are at SCORELAND (with another XXX scene coming on January 30).
Meanwhile, things aren’t the same at the burger joint. I go there less. The people at the register keep messing up my order. Mia had big tits and got my order right every time. You can’t beat that combination.
By the way, I should have big news regarding Mia in a few days, so stay tuned.
The contest issue of V-mag is here. Plus, Mia Callista on the radio
Can Joana repeat as Model of the Year?
Will Karina Hart win Ass of the Year for the fourth straight time? (She shared the award with Siri in one of those years.)
Can Jennica Lynn win Newcomer of the Year and Plumper of the Year?
Will newcomers Cat Bangles, Elle Flynn, Alana Lace and Dani Moore dominate the XXX Performer of the Year award?
Those are among the questions that will be answered during the voting for the 2014 V-mag Awards. The digital version of the January ’15 issue, featuring the finalists and the ballot, is on-sale now at eBoobStore.com, so let the voting begin!
Also in this issue: Melissa Mandlikova lactates, Marie Leone gets naked in a train yard, a chance to win Jennica’s bra and more.
Plus, five embedded videos.
If you’re a print guy, that version goes on-sale Tuesday.
Who’s going to get your vote?
Mia knows tits, fucking, deep-throating and football. Oh, and hamburgers, too.
PROGRAMMING ALERT! SCORE Girl Mia Callista, the Busty Girl Who Works Behind The Counter At The Hamburger Joint, will be a guest on WQAM radio’s Page Q show Sunday morning (560 AM) at nine a.m. EST. You can listen live at wqam.com. Mia has quickly become Internet famous for her scenes at SCORELAND and her views on college football, particularly the Florida State Seminoles (she’s a big fan).
Among the questions I’m guessing won’t be asked: Does she think she can deep-throat Noles coach Jimbo Fisher? (I’m guessing yes); Would she have sex with Noles QB Jameis Winston? (I’m guessing yes again); How does she manage to lick the shaft of the cock when she’s got the entire thing down her throat?; And, finally, would a University of Miami victory over the Noles on November 15 trigger her gag reflex?
Mia’s appearance on the radio will come one day after her new photos and video go live at SCORELAND.
Boobs flash! This just in. Some girls like to show their hooters in the street
Regine, a Danish bombshell.
Has a girl ever flashed her tits at you in public?
And I don’t mean streetwalkers.
It’s happened a couple of times to me. The one I remember the most was in New Orleans at night during Mardi Gras week. This was before the flash-for-beads craze really took off. A girl and her girlfriends passed me and my friends on the street. We locked pupils, and she pulled down her tank and stuck her tongue out at me. Of course, I lost her in the crowd so that was that. But at least it was a perfect introduction because she had a nice, big pair. Mardi Gras and other carnival events around the world seem to be the most-common places for girls flashing, probably because everyone’s got a few drinks in them and their inhibitions are down.
Sasha Monet has a way to flag down highway help.
Celebrities get flashed a lot, especially entertainers. Girls will bare their chests for an autograph on their tits, too. Great lifestyle if you can get it. Very few do.
I didn’t know this, but flashing goes back to the Fifth Century BC when women flashed during festivals.
There are different kinds of flashing like mooning (more an act of defiance than teasing), streaking (which Linsey Dawn McKenzie did during an England vs. West Indies cricket match and during a charity football match) and something called anasyrma, which is when a girl lifts her skirt to show she’s not wearing panties. Yeah, there’s a scientific name for that.
XLGirl Charlie Cooper is one of the few models who’s talked about flashing. She lives in St. Louis, which also celebrates Mardi Gras. “St. Louis is the second-largest celebration in the country and trust me, I get bags of beads. The thing is when you go to Mardi Gras, you’re not supposed to flash. But the police will even ask to see and they’ll give you beads. But if you’re not careful, you can get a ticket. But I’ve never gotten a ticket in all my years of going. I go in a normal outfit, just something nice that I would wear out. And something that’s accessible from the top because I don’t want to lift up my shirt. I want to pull ’em out.”
Lori Pleasure may not be a flasher in the strictest definition of the word, but she’s practically topless when she wears her Wicked Temptation outfits in public. But I’d bet that she has flashed guys.
Shopping is a pleasure with Lori Pleasure.
Then there is the now-classic layout of Niki Knockers flashing all over Manhattan for the March 2000 SCORE, a fast sell-out because it was Chelsea Charms’ cover debut issue.
How Miss Knockers didn't attract a flash mob is beyond me.
Usually the police will ticket a flasher for showing her tits if they catch her in the act. I think this law should be wiped off the books.
A pair of boobs and nipples has never hurt anyone.
Are we in agreement here?
Crystal Gunns flashed a fan at a Glamourcon show.
The NBA Finals and Miami…when we win, we REALLY win.
Lori might be dressed, but if you take a closer look, you will see she is practically naked. That's how women in Miami dress when they celebrate NBA Championships.
As you should all know by now, SCORELAND HQ is located in the sunny city of Miami in Florida.
And as some of you sport aficionados might be watching the NBA Finals, you will know that the Miami Heat are in said Finals and have a decent chance of winning the championship at home, in Miami, tonight.
What does that mean for us Miami folk? Well, it means that we are going to see a lot of half-naked, possibly completely naked women on the streets tonight.
And we don’t mean hookers.
You see, Miami is full of hot women and when we say hot, we mean it figuratively and literally. It’s hot here. It’s really hot here. And when one of our sports teams wins a championship, people rush outside to the streets to scream and cheer and drink and make merry. Yes, right on the street. Some of them stop their cars in the middle of traffic and just exit them onto said street and start dancing around. And then other drivers and passengers follow suit. Before you know it, there’s an impromptu parade in the middle of the street and people are running around, cheering and sweating.
And because it’s hot out, vendors and restaurants sell beers right on the street and the mix of heat and booze create a great environment for nudity.
Yes, nudity.
Pretty soon, women are flashing their tits or walking around in their bras and shorts. The nakedness factor definitely rises. We have seen women in thong bikinis walking around cheering for our teams and, damn it, we love them.
Because when one of our teams wins, we really win.
If the Miami Heat win tonight, women will exit their cars in traffic and flash other drivers. There might even be an impromptu parade with half-naked, dancing women...in the street.
Miami is home to beautiful people, and if the Miami Heat win tonight, there will be parties in the streets, and some of those beautiful people are going to strip most of their clothes off. It is a phenomenon many of us Miami natives have witnessed time and time again, and it is what makes Miami pretty awesome.
I was in Atlanta in 1995 when the Braves won the World Series, and while I had a good time celebrating with fans, there was not a bare titty in sight.
I was in New York in 2008 when the Giants won the Super Bowl, and I witnessed the frenzy of New York fans firsthand…but none of them got naked.
I was in Miami in 2003 when the Marlins won the World Series and again in 2006 when the Miami Heat won the Championship and let me say this…I saw a lot of ass and titties. In fact, I took quite the face-pummeling by a huge pair of titties when a woman (maybe she was a friendly stripper on her way to work?) got out of her car in traffic wearing red pasties and screaming, “Go Heat!” at the top of her lungs. She leaned in my window and blessed me with a celebratory motor-boating. And boy was I a dirty sailor that night!
So am I rooting for a Heat win tonight? You bet your ass I am. Not only because I support Miami teams but also because I love to see naked strangers.
Oh, yeah!
xoxox
Maria
Minka and Vince Lombardi: “The Connection” & Other SCORELAND Factoids
Speak softly and carry big tits and a big tennis racquet.
Vince Lombardi, the legendary coach of the Green Bay Packers, was famous for his philosophy and quotes. How does Minka, a legend in her own area of life, stack up next to Vince in the philosophy department?
Let’s compare.
Minka: “I want to be the best. When I play tennis, I want to be the top. I don’t care who you are, I want to kick your ass, and when I got big tits, I wanted to be on top.”
Lombardi: “You never win a game unless you beat the guy in front of you.”
Minka: “Anything I do, I want to be No. 1.”
Lombardi: “There’s only one way to succeed in anything, and that is to give it everything.”
Minka: “They say, ‘Amazing! How can she carry that much big tits and run around the tennis court in hot weather, 100 degrees?’ I beat them by using my brain. I make them crazy.”
Lombardi: “Winning is not everything–but making the effort to win is.”
Minka: “When I was at the national games in tennis, the other girls were saying, ‘You are a porn star. How can you play tennis?’ I said, ‘Don’t worry. I’ll kick your ass!'”
Lombardi: “The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.”
Minka: “Every woman has a pussy, but they don’t have these tits.”
Lombardi: “Inches make champions.”
So how does Minka stack up next to Vince Lombardi?
Pretty good, we’d say.
On an unrelated, yet, similarly stacked note, exactly 10 years ago today at SCORELAND: Cindy Cupps visited the SCORE Building!
Cindy tries out the bouncy sofa in the SCORE lobby.
This oughta get you interested in the World Cup. You know, the soccer tournament?
The World Cup started today, and Merilyn Sakova wants to know who you’re rooting for.
Merilyn thinks Mexico will rack up some wins.
Merilyn demonstrates England's spread offense. Whatever that is.
The key for Italy will be using Merilyn's tits to distract the opposing goalkeeper. With Merilyn around, there should be a lot of head balls.
This is why soccer players are always rolling around on the field clutching their groins.
Like most Americans, Danielle doesn't care who wins. All she knows is that there are going to be a lot of balls flying around for the next month.