January 25, 2012 by Dave
One barber, no whacking. Kayla will take care of that.
In these days of reality TV and reality everything else, there’s reality based on reality and reality based on fantasy and reality that’s based on pure fiction. The video that’s airing today at SCOREVideos.com is a combination of reality based on reality and reality based on fantasy.
First, the reality based on reality. The video is called “Blow & Trim” (on DVD in Fun Bag Fuckers) and features long-time SCORE Girl Kayla Kupcakes. The video was shot at “Beach Babies,” the beauty and hair salon Kayla owned (and still owns) near Fort Lauderdale Beach. In it, Kayla is wearing a very low-cut, very boob-revealing top and giving a shampoo and hair cut to a guy thinks that this is his lucky day even if he gets nothing more out of it than the haircut he came in for and an eyeful of Kayla’s cleavage. So the reality part is that Kayla really is a sexy, busty hairstylist, and she really does own a salon.
Now the reality based on fantasy: Within minutes, Kayla is stuffing her tits in this dude’s face and sucking his cock right there in the stylists’ chair and riding his cock and getting her rack coated with Beach Babies Man Sauce. As Elliot wrote in the copy that accompanies the video, “Haven’t we all thought about fucking a busty hair cutter at one or more times in our lives? It’s a natural. They bend over you, tits six inches from your face. They usually wear hot, revealing clothes because they’re in the grooming business and they all like to doll themselves up. They’re touching you. At least your big head if not the little head.”
These days, I get my hair cut by a bald old Italian man who fills me in on the best places to get pizza in South Florida. But I’ve had my share of sexy hair stylists, like the MILF who never wore a bra and always put her nipples inches from my face and the young, sleazy girl who always wore short skirts and practically straddled my legs when she was leaning over to get a little more off the front and the skinny divorcee with big, fake tits who always wore fishnet tops and pushup bras. She obviously knew that big tits meant big tips.
Kayla does, too. “Thanks for the big tip,” she says after Johnny shoots his load all over her rack. “And the big dick, too.”
You know, I’ve never visited Beach Babies, but maybe I should.
January 18, 2012 by Elliot James
Danielle Derek: superlightweight body, heavy tits.
This is actually’s Dave posting. I’m uploading it for him because his computer blew a fuse while he watched a new, tiny MILF named Cassidy Exe get boned. Having seen Cassidy in the hallway (just walking, not getting boned), I’m not surprised.-Elliot James
“I’m so tiny, men can pick me up and move me wherever they want,” said Danielle Derek, a busty little fuck bunny who can be seen fucking today in “Triple F Encounter” from the DVD Fun Bag Fuckers at SCOREVideos.com. “Guys are very rough with me because they’re able to toss me around in bed. They can maneuver me. I’m so tiny, they can pick me up and move me wherever they want, like against the wall. I wrap my legs around them, and they fuck me against the wall.”
The funny thing is, Danielle isn’t really tiny. She’s actually 5’5” tall, which is average height for a woman. But she weighs only 102 pounds, she has a 23-inch waist, her mouth is tiny, her pussy is tiny and her asshole is tiny, so she makes small cocks look big and big cocks look huge. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched one of Danielle’s anal scenes, like in Big-Tit Glory Hole and Tits-A-Poppin’ (my personal favorite) and thought, “How is she going to get that cock in that asshole?” But, sure enough, she does.
Just the other day, I was interviewing another short ‘n’ stacked girl, Cassidy Exe, for 50PlusMILFs.com. Cassidy is really tiny at 4’11”, 92 pounds, and when she takes a cock in her ass (which she does at 40SomethingMag.com and will do next week at 50PlusMILFs.com), those cocks look gigantic in her tight little hole.
“I once was having great sex with this guy, and I screamed, ‘Oh, your cock feels so big in my pussy!’” Cassidy told me. “When it was done, he said, ‘That’s the first time I’ve ever heard that.’”
Of course, not all tiny girls have small pussies (and not all big girls have big pussies). So what’s the real story behind why some of us like short ‘n’ stacked girls? Why are they special?
This is why plumbing is a good career. Meet Cassidy Exe.
I think it has to do with the “fuck toy” thing. These girls are like little love dolls that we can pick up and bounce up and down on our cocks. We can wrap our hands around their waists and maneuver them on our hard-ons, and it’s not difficult to stand up and turn a tiny girl upside-down so her legs are wrapped around your face and her pussy is in your mouth while she’s sucking your cock.
And, also, big tits look even bigger on a small frame.
Anyway, I’m probably going to spend some time tonight and tomorrow morning watching Danielle’s scene at SCOREVideos.com. Doing research, you know.
