April 8, 2015 by Elliot James
Olivia Jackson does have big...eyes.
He said: “What big eyes you have.”
She said: “My eyes are up here!”
On this was built a funny T-shirt empire.
A thousand men took part in a study to determine what men look at first when they check out a woman, and boobs were not first on their automatic list.
Eyes, smiles and then breasts were the top three out of 10.
The study was commissioned by–who else?–Murine Eye Drops.
Murine’s spokesperson concluded, “Eyes usually tell us a lot about a person so we aren’t surprised that eyes are what draws us to the opposite sex. This study almost crushes the common stereotype that the first thing men look at is a woman’s chest, however it came third on the list so it’s not quite a changed habit.”
Girls love a man who wears this shirt. Off-topic, isn't that great cameltoe at left?
December 20, 2012 by Elliot James
SCORE Girls, Voluptuous Girls and XL Girls don’t really need to wear funny sayings and slogans on their T-shirts to attract attention. I’m going to be focused on their chests, anyway, until they tell me, “Hey, my eyes are up here!”
But it gives me a kick to read ’em!
Problem is, they stretch their shirts out so far that it can be hard to make out what the words are.
Crystal’s shirt is “I’m N Luv Wit A Stripper” (A rap song by T-Pain.)
Chelsea’s is “Biggest Is Best”
That’s two of the reasons I love ’em.
I urge all models visiting SCORE to wear funny T-shirts so we can snap a shot.
Here’s a selection from SCORELAND.
Crystal Gunns
Chelsea Charms and H-cup Jane
Colt 45
Cynthia Romero
Sunshine
Vixen LaMoore
Felicia Clover
June 13, 2010 by Elliot James
Eva Notty: Tight looks good on her.
I can’t say enough good things about tight T-shirts. They’re just so…tight. I hate baggy tops. I know some extra-busty girls like to travel wearing one, especially when they’re flying, and I understand the reasons, but that doesn’t mean I have to like them. They might as well be wearing a flour sack.
The other day, I was at an airport to pick up a friend, and while I was waiting, a girl walked by wheeling her suitcase. She had on baggy jeans but her T-shirt was super tight and cut so that some of her waist was exposed. She looked busty but she probably had D-cups. Unfortunately not up to SCORE-size standards, but our bar is set to the highest levels. To the rest of western society, her upper deck would be a traffic stopper. All things considered, worthy of boob-spotting while I waited for the flight to disembark.
I also highly respect T-shirt wearers who put on shirts with breasty comments like “My Eyes Are Up Here.” It takes nerve. I admire the effort. It means she knows what she has and is proud of it. Busty and proud. I don’t see many girls wearing these kind of shirts at the local lunch places near the SCORE building. It’s a sad situation.
Girls, have any of you worn funny-punny boob tees outside the house?
Tatiana does her tee right.
Okay, it's not a shirt on Danielle Derek. Just kicking off the World Cup.
Sorority tees ("Omega Boobs") from the movie Pounding The Pledges.
