The answer is…very big tits. Isn’t that always the answer?
Crystal Gunns (left) & Cindy Cupps just before their one-and-only girl-girl scene together. Cindy was already a SCORE Girl when she hand-delivered Crystal's test shots to us.
Thursday night, I was watching Jeopardy, like I do almost every night, and for one of the few times, I found myself rooting for one of the contestants. You can probably guess why.
She had big tits.
I don’t think she had SCORE or V-mag-sized tits, but they were awfully big by mainstream standards, and she was wearing a tight, green sweater which, along with her very good posture, made her look even bustier. I think the cameraman was impressed, too. Whenever she buzzed in, the cameraman made sure her tits were in the picture.
I was impressed, too, by her bra choice. Although her sweater was tight, there were no indications of bulging cups or straps. I kind of wondered whether the Jeopardy staff had helped her out with that (maybe she had showed up with her tits bulging) or if she knew enough about her own tits and bras to pull off that smooth, seamless, well-kept-tits look.
Anyway, this woman (her name was Jessamine) won, and I was very happy about that because that meant I’d get to see her again on Friday.
Which got me to thinking…what if Jeopardy had a SCORE category?
I’ll give you an example:
“SCORE Discoveries for 200, Alex.”
“The answer is…both New Yorkers, one mega-busty SCORE Girl discovered the other, who would go on to become a SCORE columnist.”
“Who are Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns?”
Got it? Let’s try some more. This time, I won’t give you the questions.
“SCORE for 400, Alex.”
“The answer is…these two SCORE Girls were discovered in 1990 when a banner flying over Daytona Beach, Florida, read, ‘Big bucks for big boobs!'”
“SCORE for 600, Alex.”
“Originally a passenger on the Boob Cruise, she would go on to win SCORE Newcomer of the Year.”
“SCORE for 800, Alex.”
“This short ‘n’ stacked favorite discovered V-mag when she was cleaning her boyfriend’s bathroom.”
And finally…”SCORE for a thousand, Alex.”
“This super-natural had dropped out of sight when Elliot James re-discovered her dancing at a strip club in Huntsville, Alabama in 2001.”
And remember: don’t be a pussy. Always make it a true “Daily Double.”