Tag Archive: glasses

Is this what they meant by revenge of the nerds?

September 4, 2016 by Dave

I can say with 100% certainty that Tiggle has huge naturals.

Of today’s Tiggle Bitties posting at SCORELAND, Elliot wrote, “The tape on the eyeglasses. Those terrifying orange shoes. Where’s the shirt pocket protector or is that a geek guy thing? Tiggle Bitties has joined the Nerdist Party for this study session in a geek girl’s bedroom.”

The tape on the eyeglasses?

I’d been staring at the photo above for several minutes and didn’t even notice the tape (or the eyeglasses, for that matter).

Orange shoes? If somebody asked me if Tiggle even had feet, I’d merely be guessing if I said, “Yes.”

I can, however, tell you everything you’d like to know about her big, floppy pointers. And her gaping pussy and asshole.

Tape on eyeglasses? Yeah, okay, I see it now.

 

Today at SCORELAND, Mia Khalifa is a fucking schoolgirl. And I do mean a fucking schoolgirl

January 30, 2015 by Dave

I am very proud to say that Steve, Elliot, Gil and I discovered Mia.

The great thing about the hardcore set of Mia Khalifa that’s live right now at SCORELAND is that Mia really did attend a private school, and she really did have to wear a uniform.

Her parents sent her to military boarding school to straighten her out.

A lot of good that did. Now Mia’s straightening out cocks all over the world.

She’s still the No. 1 porn star in the world. And she has 377,000 followers on Twitter.

And she’s the most-famous Florida State University football fan in the world. And she’s angered a lot of people over in Lebanon, where she was born. And she rejected some creepy advances from Drake, the rapper.

You can also buy Mia’s one-and-only DVD, Mia Khalifa, for the dirt-cheap price of $14.99 at eBoobStore.com.

Here’s some excerpts from my interview with Mia.

SCORELAND: Did your family know that you were doing porn before the Lebanese stuff started breaking?

MIA: You know how they knew? As soon as my stuff at SCORELAND went live, someone made a fake Instagram of Mia Callista, and they friend-requested everyone that I followed, including my family members.

SCORELAND: That’s pretty mean. If people weren’t so mean, this would all be fine.

MIA: I know. If this was the ’90s or early 2000s, I don’t think anybody would know, not in Lebanon, not up in Maryland.

SCORELAND: How about the good side. The best part about this has been…

MIA: All of the Florida State attention. That has been the best part of all this. I formed a little family called FSU Twitter, and it’s so much fun to talk to all the Florida State fans and a few players. It’s just been awesome. That has been my favorite part. Well, no. That’s my second-favorite part. I lied. [Laughs] My favorite part is that all the boys in high school who turned me down are now following me on Twitter and trying to hit me up.

SCORELAND: Do you look different?

MIA: I look a lot different. I weigh 60 pounds less and I have giant tits now. Some guy Tweeted, “Hey, she asked me to prom freshman year!” And I was like, “Yeah, but you said, ‘No.’ Do you regret that now?”[Laughs]

SCORELAND: If they saw your skills, they would really regret it.

MIA: That’s the best part.

Welcome to Cleavage City

September 24, 2013 by Dave

I don't know how Sheridan sees her book over all that boobage.

Today, I was going to show you this photo of Sheridan Love and leave it at that. Because, really, what more do you need? Sheridan returned to the SCORELAND studio earlier this month, looking more beautiful than ever, and bustier, too. Turns out Sheridan gained some weight, and it all went to her tits and her ass. Very little of it–none of it, as far as I can tell–went to her waist, and she now has a classic hourglass figure. Very impressive.

I asked Sheridan about how she likes to dress, and she said, “t’s really hard to find outfits that can fit my boobs, waist and ass. But I’m so proud of the way I look that I don’t mind going out and flaunting it. If you’ve got it, flaunt it.”

I agree 100%. Covering up a great pair should be a criminal offense, one Sheridan is not guilty of. She’s going to flaunt it again next week on October 1 at SCORELAND.

Just check out the sweater Sheridan is wearing. Look at the strain her giant G-cups are putting on those buttons. They might have popped open on their own, but Sheridan was nice enough to take off the sweater just minutes later.

Speaking of tight tops and cleavage, Micky Bells returns to XLGirls.com on Thursday. Roxi Red comes back to SCORELAND on Sunday.

Micky doesn't have to get her tits out. They're always out.

I'm seeing Red, but I'm not angry.

And now for an announcement of great importance: In 2014, we will celebrate the 20th anniversary of Voluptuous. The actual first issue was cover-dated Spring 1994, and we’ll probably celebrate the anniversary in the May, June or July issue.

But how?

I have some ideas up my sleeve (we celebrated SCORE‘s 20th with a greatest photos ever issue, and it was a huge seller), but I’m wondering how you’d like to see us celebrate V-mag’s 20th.

Real ideas, please. No, we can’t invite all of you to a gang bang with Lorna, Kerry, Linsey, Micky, Nicole, etc. I’d like to, but I can’t.

 

 

We have a new girl in the SCORELAND studio, and it’s time for you to play director!

July 10, 2013 by Dave

Rockell is not the girl in question, but it just so happens that this photo set of her goes live Thursday at SCORELAND

Today, we have a brand-new model in our studio. She’s young (just 22 years old) and very cute. She’s from Southern California, she has a curvy figure and natural tits and you’re going to love her. She’s going to fuck on-camera for the first time. She wears glasses.

So, I’m sitting here thinking, “Wouldn’t it be great if she fucked while wearing her glasses the whole time?” And then I thought, “Wouldn’t it be great if the guy shot his load on her glasses?” And then I thought, “Wouldn’t it be great if she used her tits to clean the cum off her glasses?”

I asked around the office. I wondered what other SCORELAND staffers thought we should do with a busty girl who wears glasses, and I got many different responses.

Some of them said, “Keep the glasses on the entire scene.” Others said, “No glasses.” Others said, “Have her take them off during the scene then put them back on for the cum shot.”

What do you think? I can’t show you a photo of the girl because none have been taken yet. But what’s your take on this whole glasses thing? What would you do if you were the director? Which you are because the girl is going to be here for three days and we’ll take your suggestions into account.

4 eyes and a pair of lady bumps

August 19, 2012 by Elliot James

I think that most girls don’t like to wear eyeglasses, especially when they’re young and in school. Maybe they feel that glasses make them look less pretty, and even unattractive, which is an old stereotype, at least in America. It’s another reason for someone to pick on them. So they’ll wear contact lenses more than they don a pair of glasses.

The myths of eyeglass stereotyping state that someone wearing eyeglasses is considered more intellectual, because they read a lot, and they’re less physical and weak. Report card A-listers, geeks, wallflowers and classroom brainiacs are supposed to wear glasses; cheerleaders, bikini show contestants, sorority presidents and volleyball players don’t.

When it comes to guys, Clark Kent wears glasses; Superman does not. But if someone kicked sand in your face at the beach, eyeglasses would protect you.

Glasses have become more fashionable over the years with high-level designers getting in on the act and that’s raised the status, and the prices, of the lowly eyeglass in the eyes of women.

I actually like seeing SCORE or Voluptuous Girls wearing glasses. I think they can look sexy in them and glasses can add a cuteness and a real-life feel. In our pictorials, starting off wearing glasses and then getting naked is also a kind of transition from good girl to naughty party girl. Once the glasses come off, so do the clothes.

Most of our shoots with glasses tend to use the student or teacher theme. Sometimes, it’s an office set.

But I think glasses can start off a pictorial that uses any theme. There’s one opening shot of Janet Jade wearing safety glasses in a work shop pictorial and video, and I think that Janet, who’s an eyeful anyway, looked good in them.

What do you think about models wearing glasses in their photos?

Do you see it or not?

Or does it make no difference?