January 18, 2020 by Dave
Lucy Laistner wants cream.
Today at SCORELAND, 18-year-old natural Lucy Laistner squirts cream onto her tits. I like that. I hope that one day, some lucky guy shoots his cream all over her tits for all the world to see.
Now, many of you out there are going to take what I just wrote and interpret it as if it’s in code. You may be thinking, “Dave knows something we don’t. She’s going to do boy-girl.”
But I don’t know anything you don’t. I have no idea if Lucy will one day go all the way on-camera. I hope she does. Will she? Your guess is as good as mine.
Okay, I take that back. I do know something you don’t:
• Minka returned this week. We shot three days of solo and hardcore photos and video. Yes, THE Minka. The one and only.
• Selena Adams is scheduled to return. She’s on our calendar for later this month.
• I’m 99% sure who’s going to win SCORE Model of the Decade and who the new Hall of Fame inductee will be. But if I tell you, Elliot’s going to have to kill me, and I don’t want him to go to prison.
Oh, by the way: Did anyone see Salma Hayek on the Golden Globes a few weeks ago? Holy shit! She either had a boob job or a late-in-life growth spurt (she’s 53). Which one was it? Is there a Golden Globe for best tits? There should be. I mean, it’s called the Golden Globes.
January 19, 2010 by Dave
I have a few things on my mind today. Please bear with me for a few minutes.
1. The current SCORELAND Blog poll asks, “Have you ever dated a girl solely because of her big tits?” You can check out the results so far by looking to your right on the page, but here’s what I’m interested in: 11% answered, “Yes, and I ended up marrying her.” If that was your answer, we need to hear from you. Don’t leave us hanging! What happened? Details, please (including boob size, how things went at first, how you met her, etc.) My answer was, “Yes, but it didn’t work out.: My girl, boobs and all, walked out on me in the middle of dinner. She called me a pervert, even though, get this, she was dressed like a hooker and, it turned out, was three-months pregnant.
Lots of leg. Very classy, right? Well, a few seconds after this photo was taken, LegSex.com model Yazmina was sucking cock on camera.
Lots of boob. Trashy, right? Well, Rukhsana has never fucked on camera (which isn't a good thing; it's just a fact).
2. The Golden Globes Awards. Forget about who won and who lost. Here’s what’s rubbing me the wrong way. The fashionistas are all over Mariah Carey because she wore a dress that showed, in their words, too much cleavage. As one critic said of Mariah, “The Herve Leger gown was still elegant, the capped sleeves were cute, the jewelry worked and the pulled back hair was classy. All you really had to do, was…well, cover up!” But these same people loved Jennifer Aniston, who wore a dress that was slit so high, you could see 100% of her legs right up to her hips. Why didn’t she have to, well, cover up? Yeah, I know the answer. Showing legs: Good. Showing boobs: Bad. Well, fuck you, fashionistas.
And that’s all I have to say.
