April 26, 2013 by Elliot James
Maggie looks forward to the heavy work load you can lay on her.
Maggie Green is the official office hottie in the “Hardcore Special” this weekend at SCORELAND.
Maggie could have been heating up any office, any corporate workplace, anywhere in the USA.
Fortunately, the business world’s loss is your gain.
Let’s face it, in a perfect world, you’d be interfacing with an office full of big-titted hotties during business hours and beyond. But this isn’t a perfect world.
Productivity would actually skyrocket, according to my research. However, no one believes my findings.
Here are more office hotties to heat up your retinas. They don’t give out pink slips. They give out pink slits.
No one multi-tasks like Lisa Canon.
Persia should be swinging any second.
Maserati ignores the rules about short skirts.
Desiree is excellent at dictation.
December 27, 2009 by Dave
Maybe Tiger wouldn't have strayed if his caddy looked like Bobbi. Then again, maybe he would've fucked his caddy.
Elliot and I were sitting around at lunch talking about Tiger Woods and how women are attracted to men with power, fame and intelligence while men couldn’t give a shit about any of those things. All they want is tits, ass and pussy. Obviously in Tiger’s case, even face isn’t so important because several of the women he fucked–oh, sorry, allegedly fucked–are baggers compared to his wife. One of them, this blonde skank who keeps appearing all over TV, had me thinking, “He risked his marriage to fuck that?”
Would Tiger Woods finally fuck a black woman if Kiki Carter was lining up a putt on the 18th green?
But for Tiger, it was all about getting laid. I’m guessing that blonde skank sucked his cock down to the knob until she gagged, was into facials (because Tiger couldn’t risk cumming in her pussy) and let him fuck her ass. You know, all the things that either 1.) His wife wouldn’t let him do because those are girlfriend things, not wife things; or 2.) Tiger didn’t want to do because she’s the mother of his children. No. 2 is Elliot’s take on the matter.
But I’m getting away from the point. There are female politicians (including some very high-profile ones) all over Washington who I wouldn’t fuck with your dick, and their power and fame do nothing to make them more attractive to me. But the male version of these women–and they’re all over D.C., too–gets all the pussy he wants. Why? Because women are attracted to power and intelligence. I mean, really, Salman Rushdie, the author, married supermodel Padma Lakshmi, the host of TV’s Top Chef, in what must be the biggest looks mismatch ever (although Maria thinks that honor goes to Anna-Nicole Smith and The Crypt Keeper).
Now, I’m not saying Tiger is a bad-looking guy, but let’s face it: If he wasn’t the best golfer in the world, he wouldn’t be bagging super-models and 14 party-ho skanks. I mean, I don’t see any guys lining up to fuck Lorena Ochoa.
Who’s Lorena Ochoa, right?
