Victoria Vale and something that has nothing to do with Victoria Vale
If Victoria Vale wants to show me her tits, I’m very happy to look at her tits.
Victoria Vale unleashes her bombs again today at SCORELAND (did she say they’re four cup-sizes bigger than they were three years ago?). Victoria is always a welcome sight. We have her to ourselves today, which is fine by me. And if she were fucking, I’d have said that was fine by me, too.
Anyway, what I’m about to say has nothing to do with Victoria. You might recall that back in May, I wrote about the original SCORE’s 20 Greatest Naturals in 2001 and the updated list in 2011 and asked you to offer your input on a new Top 20.
Well, working in advance of what will be our first of many 30th anniversary specials in the magazine (and at SCORELAND), Elliot, the crew and I have been busy working on that new Top 20. And let me tell you something: It ain’t easy.
Coming up with the original Top 20 was easy. I mean, it wasn’t as easy as sitting around in 1900 and coming up with a list of the Top 20 U.S. Presidents (there had only been 24) or getting together with your buds at a sports bar in 1930 and discussing baseball’s greatest home run hitters ever, but let’s face it: From 1992 to 2001, SCORE was pretty much dominated by the super-stacked feature dancers. Great naturals were relatively few and far between. A top 20? A snap.
Of course, it got a lot tougher in 2011, after so many great British and Eastern European naturals had made their presence very welcome.
But now? Fuhgettaboutit. I’m here to tell you that taking the hundreds of really fine naturals who have debuted over the first 30 years of SCORE and getting the list down to a Top 20 is impossible. I tried. Elliot tried. We all tried.
Typical conversation:
Me or Elliot: “She has to be on the list.”
Elliot or me: “Okay, then who do you want to take off the list?”
Me or Elliot: [Silence]
So, I hereby declare that SCORE’s 20 Greatest Naturals is now SCORE’s 30 Greatest Naturals, and that isn’t easy, either.
One more thing: new photos and videos of Cheryl Blossom (who’s a V-Girl, not a SCORE Girl) just came in. I swear her tits got bigger again. I don’t know if Cheryl and Demmy Blaze are having a boob-growing contest, but it sure seems that way. Somehow, some way, we have to get these two girls together. Elliot?