Gya Roberts debuted on SCORELAND on July 17, almost a year ago. Can you believe that?
When I first saw Gya’s photos, I thought she would look incredible wearing a traditional European barmaid’s dress. In Germany, it’s called a “dirndl.” Wasn’t Gya born to wear one and hoist a few steins of old-world beer? I think so. Those are some big, heavy steins there! I’ve yet to see a photo or video of an Oktoberfest beermaid this well-mounded. Our photo team had the pleasure of seeing Gya again on a recent road trip to Europe.
See this new pictorial today at SCORELAND and get boob drunk.
Gya loves dressing to excite. That is her philosophy about clothes shopping. She’s my kind of woman.
“When I shop, I like to go into stores that do not carry my size and then try on smaller sizes,” Gya said. “I love when the women at the store tell me that something is too small for me and that I am showing off too much of my body. That just makes me determined to wear it even more. I am not ashamed of my body, so if something is small and hugs my curves, I like it. I like things to fit tight. I think that clothes should be like my second skin.”
When are ya coming to America, Gya?
And happy upcoming birthday to Dallas Dixon, Stephanie Stalls, Colt 45, Hitomi and Claudia Kealoha.
Today, I want to rant and rave about my #1, all-time favorite top for SCORE Girls to wear.
The humble tank top.
I’ve included a few examples worn by some bodacious tank commanders.
Sandra Star: German tank commander.
The perfect tank top is chest-clinging and tight and made of thin cotton with very thin spaghetti straps. If some belly is showing because her breast shelf stretches it out, all the better but not necessary.
A tank top is something they will never let a woman wear on my most hated TV show ever, What Not To Wear. You may have caught this abomination on the badly misnamed The Learning Channel. Hosts Clinton and Kelly take a woman who dresses scantily and skimpily (“inappropriately,” in their view) and turn her into a PC frump at the urging of family and friends. If they get the occasional hot babe, I tune in to check her out in the first half before they ruin her. A few years ago, they ruined a real estate agent who loved showing off her body and wore plaid, coed miniskirts and belly-exposing tank tops to the office.
Micky, Gya and Terri Jane: girls you’d like to get tanked with.
In a SCORELAND poll about favorite outfits a few years ago, tank tops and tight sweaters both earned 15% of the votes while T-shirts earned 5%. Thirty-percent of you preferred bras and 23% chose bikinis. Evening gowns, which have no place in my perfect world, earned 13%.
I expected tank tops to do much better in the survey because girls can wear them pretty much everywhere. Braless girls wearing tank tops in the summer…you can’t beat that. But I also like the tank-top-over-a-bra look, a real cleavage builder. Hey, I’m a dog. I admit it.
Alexa: Another German tank commander.
We’re always on the lookout for girls who can fill out a tank top like these girls can. Beshine excepted because she’s one in 100 million or higher.
If you spot a tank commander, SCOREModelsWantedwants to know about her!
If you were fucking Kerry Marie, would you be okay with it if she suddenly let loose with, "Oh, fuck my big tits! Slam your cock in my dirty whore cunt"? Or would you just be happy that you're fucking Kerry and you wouldn't give a fuck what she said?
The poll currently running at SCORELAND asks, “Who does the best dirty (or erotic) talking out of this list?” The choices are Christy Marks, Crystal Gunns, Eva Notty, Kelly Christiansen, Kerry Marie and Stephanie Stalls.
This is an interesting list that Elliot has compiled. I have to admit, I normally don’t think of nasty fuck talk when I think about Kerry Marie and Kelly Christiansen, but Elliot did add the “erotic” disclaimer. A lot of other girls could have gone on this list, but Elliot wasn’t try to publish a phone book. Several months ago, I pointed out that Gya Roberts said, “I want you to fuck me on the floor like naughty, wild animals. I want all the neighbors to hear us, baby. I’m going to suck your cock so bad. I’m going to suck it with my mouth on it and then put it between my breasts.” Pretty good stuff. And Sonja Haze, an XLGirls.com newcomer, followed up a torrent of “fucks” with, “Oh, fuck my dirty whore pussy!” As sex talk goes, it doesn’t get much nastier than that.
Elizabeth Starr can also unleash the fuck talk, throwing out the filthy words almost non-stop in a XXX video that’s airing at SCORELAND. “Oh, fuck that pussy! Oh, now you’re trying to play with my asshole, aren’t you? You know how to fuck that pussy, don’t you? Fuck that pussy! Hold that ass!”
Damn fine stuff.
Some guys like the “lady in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom” thing. I kinda go for the “whore in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom” thing, but that’s a matter of personal taste. I do like it when a girl who seems shy and demure starts screaming the “F” and “C” (cock, cunt, cum) words like an out-of-control slut. It’s so unexpected.
So, here are my questions for you:
1. Who are your all-time greatest fuck-talkers among SCORE Girls?
2. Do you like when a woman keeps it kind of demure, like, “Oh, fuck my pussy!” or do you like it when she goes all out, as in, “Oh, fuck my dirty whore cunt!”?
3. When you’re having sex in your personal life, do you like when your partner unleashes the fuck talk? If your wife or girlfriend or whatever said, “Slide your big, greasy rod in my needy cunt,” would that turn you on or get you soft? Or does it depend on the situation?
Of course, I ask these questions for research purposes only, but I kindly ask that you answer them…you dirty, sleazy, fuckin’ Blog readers!
NOTE FROM ELLIOT: I apologize for hijacking Dave’s Blog but I have to include a SCOREVideos link to a girl I am convinced has one of the dirtiest mouths of any SCORE model of the last ten years, Dolly, a very underrated brunette from the northeast . Listen to the filth Dolly says in these two clips. Sheer poetry. Pure magic. Total enchantment. The torrent of dirty words is non-stop in the video she did for us. It was a very long video, almost 40 minutes, and she doesn’t stop the fuck talk for a second. The quality of Dolly’s voice is very sexy too. I’d have chosen different clips myself for this sampling but you’ll get the idea. Here’s the link.
Then there’s Dolly Delight, the Brit blonde who recently traveled with the SCORE peeps to Montego Bay, Jamaica. She’s got her nasty rap down very nicely too, in an English accent. Props to her also. I love potty mouthed girls. Click here for this Dolly.
(The set that this amazing shot came from is debuting RIGHT NOW on SCORELAND. And there’s video, too.
Yum. Who wouldn’t want Hitomi to stroke them at midnight. Um, I meant to be there at the stroke of midnight…)
Some people are calling 2011 one of the greatest years for big-boobed debuts and I happen to agree with them.
There were more new and exciting models to meet (And beat your meat to.) this year than any other year.
Not that I am saying all the other newcomers of every other year weren’t exciting…I am just saying that this year, there
were so many newbie boobies that it was almost like Christmas all year round.
And since everyone likes to reflect back on the good times of the year, I would like to say that this year also brought us Angela White, finally fucking.
It also brought us the On Location Puerto Vallarta extravaganza.
It was the year of the big Diane Poppos comeback…and her even bigger tits came back, too.
A year that brought us slim ‘n’ stacked sensation Venera.
I will be honest with you and tell you that I haven’t the foggiest why these lords in particular would be leaping. In fact, I have never even seen a leaping lord around Christmas. I happen to think that 10 leaping lords, just showing up out of nowhere, would be dangerous. That’s the kind of activity that causes car accidents. (Hmm, maybe that is deer that come leaping from the woods.)
Micky Bells, Gya Roberts and Terri Jane did a lot of leaping during a potato sack race in Montego Babes.
Christy Marks, Terry Nova, Lorna Morgan, Angela White, Gianna Rossi...they make leaping and running look real good.
Regardless, around these parts, we seem to be experiencing a lord recession, leaping or otherwise.That’s why when I decided to post about leaping lords, I had a back-up plan. That back-up plan includes LEAPING LADIES! Because come on, who wants to see guys jumping around when you can see big-titted chicks hopping to and fro, eh?
To me, and maybe it’s because I love to see tits in motion, the shots that we take of the models running and leaping down the beach, or flying out of the water, with water cascading down their bosoms…well, those shots are the fucking BEST! In fact, they are glorious!
So, today, in honor of the tenth day of Christmas, here you go…10 Ladies Leaping…20 Tits-A-Swingin’…
(I fought the urge to scream out FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! lol)
Please enjoy these 10 sets of tits in motion, because the holidays are for giving. (That’s why if you count, it’s actually 13 girls who are, in fact, leaping. But shhhhh…counting was never one of my strong suits.)
xoxox,
Maria
When you give a lady a SCORE tank top, it makes her so happy, she jumps for joy...like Jenna Valentine, Arianna Sin, Karla James and Taylor Steele.
“SCORE has scored the home run of the year!” Maverick enthusiastically commented yesterday about Kristi Maxx‘s debut at SCORELAND.
But wait.
There’s more Kristi, and she’s only started to approach her maxx potential.
Tall (5’10”), young (21) and sweater-stretching, Kristi’s the one who hits a home run today and shakes things up with a horny hook-up. Kristi’s natural boobs are served well in wide-screen. Things are going to get very sticky.
Maverick also perceptively notes “If Kristi does not get featured in BootyLicious, that would be a shame!” And that’s true. Kristi does look sexy cumming or going. From any angle, the view is sensational.
Kristi will also be back next Friday (Dec. 16) at SCOREVideos.com. Write that down on your palms.
Rounding out the December ’11 Voluptuous magazine, breast royalty Gya Roberts, Porsche Dali and Maserati, literally the slickest chick we know, take over SCORELAND with their weapons of massive distraction. A few weeks ago, I blogged about solid seamless backgrounds. Now Maserati goes for it in a sexy bikini show and, man, is her oil-dripping bod heaven-sent. She’s slippery but she’s fun.
Big Tit Skinny Dip: The reason they call 'em floaters.
Do real tits float?
Students have asked their teachers this question for decades.
They sure do. Breasts are 90% fat, and fat floats. But the fun is in proving it. Boob science at its breast.
Big Tit Skinny Dip definitively answers this age-old question with Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, Dors Feline and Terri Jane.
They bob, they bounce, they’re buoyant, they’re bodacious.
Photographed in the Dominican Republic, where huge-boobed girls abound, Big Tit Skinny Dip is the only DVD to pair up English delights Dors and Terri and turn ’em into mammary mermaids.
Too big for one disc!
Full Figured Foxes 2 is a two-disc boobapalooza of supernatural superwomen starring Renee Ross, Dors, Michelle May, Elaina Gregory, Anorei Collins and 10 more blouse-bursting bombshells bouncing their boobs, fingering, toying and more in hot cum-cam shows for the nature lover who loves big, jigglin’ tits. You don’t see babes like these every day of the week.
Cleavage so deep, you’ll need a search party to get out…although you won’t want to.
Why DVD when the trend is now digital? What are you going to do when your hard drive crashes one day and you lose everything? Believe me, it will happen. DVDs are still the go-to standard, in my book.
Check out the video trailers at eBoobStore.com and order your copies today, quickly and safely. Not available in stores.
In her self-sucking, pussy-fingering, jack-talk-packed video extravaganza that went up today at XLGirls.com, Gya Roberts–one of my favorite girls in the whole, wide world–says:
“I’m such a slutty girl. I’ll put your cock right here. I’ll tease your cock so bad, baby!”
She’s wearing a tiny bikini that can’t possibly contain her HH-cup naturals and plump, plush body. She’s wearing fuck-me pumps that put her in the mood. She takes out a nipple, shoves it into the camera and asks, “Do you want to suck it? I know you want to suck it, you naughty boy.”
She keeps up a torrent of jack talk while sucking and biting her nipples, then exposing her pussy and asshole for your viewing pleasure. She says such helpful things as:
“I want you to fuck me on the floor like naughty, wild animals. I want all the neighbors to hear us, baby. I’m going to suck your cock so bad. I’m going to suck it with my mouth on it and then put it between my breasts.”
“I’m going to get my naughty pussy so wet for you. Oh, lick my clit, baby, and put your finger in and fuck me with your finger. Fuck me, yeah, like that! Then you have to rub the clit, baby.”
“I want all your cum, baby. I want to fuck you like a naughty girl.” [Note: While she’s saying this, her boobs are swaying all over the fucking place.]
“Riding on your cock, harder and harder, baby. I’m going to push my pussy on your cock, feeling you all inside me. I’m going to push my titties in your face and make you suck them. Suck my titties. Suck it, baby! Bite them. Bite them now! Rub your cock faster and bite my titties.”
Ditto on the wildly swaying boobs. Meanwhile, she’s got her fingers buried in her cunt. I could call it her pussy, but in a situation like this, it’s a cunt. You understand.
“Naughty animal. Naughty boy. Your cock is so huge. I want to fuck it so bad, like a wild girl.”
That she is. The question is, are you man enough for her? I’m not sure I am, but fuck it. I jacked anyway.
Things get very wet tomorrow when the special pre-release presentation of Montego Babes concludes at XLGirls.com.
Big gunslingers Terri Jane, Micky Bells and Gya Roberts haul out their big guns and their big guns for a super-soaking, shirt-ripping battle under the Jamaican sun. There’s nothing that says summer more than wet girls running, their huge tits bouncing and swinging under wet T-shirts. Or am I being sappy and sentimental? Nah!
Thank you, Terri, Micky and Gya. Don’t go changing…into dry clothing.
Montego Babes, the DVD, is coming soon. We’ll keep you posted on the blog when it hits the eBoobStore.