Yeah, Angela, I'm looking, I'm looking. How could I not? How could I have been so blind to the wonders of your pussy?
The votes are starting to come in from the online voting for the 2010 SCORE Awards (the votes have been pouring in for a while now from the magazine readers), and I have to admit, I’m a little surprised. Usually, I have a pretty good idea how the voting is going to go (no surprise that Karina Hart won Model of the Year last year, Christy Marks the year before), but this year? I thought I had a clue. Turns out I didn’t.
Now, I’m not going to give you any details (that wouldn’t be fair because it might affect how things transpire between now and January 1, when the polls close, but I will tell you this:
For SCORE Newcomer of the Year, we seem to have a five-way race, and there seems to be at least a chance that we’ll see a Newcomer of the Year first.
For SCORE Model of the Year, the race seems to be between six girls, and the leader changes from day-to-day. There’s also a good chance that we’ll see a Model of the Year first.
For the Big-Boob Hall of Fame, I was pretty sure that votes would come pouring in for Crystal Gunns, and they are, but they’re also pouring in for six others models, too. This might’ve been one of those years when we should have inducted two models, but we’ll stick with the rules and induct one.
And since I’m the editor of SCORE, not Voluptuous (and I don’t have to be impartial), I’m going to publicly cast my vote in the “Pussy of the Year” category. You see, I have just spent a lot of time watching Angela White’s “Island Fever” video at SCORELAND, and, Angela, if you’re reading this, I’d like to apologize. You see, I knew you had a great rack, and I also know you’re very nice and have a great personality. But, obviously, I’ve spent too much time staring at your tits and listening to you talk and not enough time appreciating your pussy. Now, “Island Fever”…to refresh your memory, Angela, that’s the video in which you’re lying in a hammock in Eleuthera, kinda wearing a short, white dress with what looks like cherries on them, and at one point, the camera goes for the pussy-first, tits-second view, and, damn, your pussy is right in our faces. You’re pulling one pink pussy lip aside with one finger, diddling your clit with the other and…
If you haven’t voted for the SCORE and Voluptuous Awards through the magazine ballots, now’s your chance to vote in the members area of SCORELAND. The big change this erection season is that V-Mag editor Maria has added several new contests to the Voluptuous contests. The new contests are Areolae of the Year, Ass of the Year, Best XXX of the Year, Bush of the Year, Preggo of the Year and Pussy of the Year. The SCORE contest is the same as before with Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and the Big-Boob Hall of Fame.
Quite a few of the girls are in both Newcomer contests: Miosotis, Taylor Steele, Jenna Valentine, Kaytee Carter, Shione Cooper, Arianna Sinn and Karla James. This is a big change from previous years.
The polls are open until December 31 which means you have two weeks to make your decision if you haven’t already.
I just hope whoever wins doesn’t raise taxes. Good luck, hot chicks!
Crystal is a former Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year. Is the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame in her future?
The January ’11 issue of SCORE isn’t officially scheduled to go on sale until November 2, but apparently, the issue has already found its way into several readers’ hands. That’s not surprising. Our subscriber fulfillment department mails out issues as soon as they get them, and many retailers don’t wait until the official on-sale date to put the latest mag on the racks (which is why you sometimes see more than one issue of SCORE or Voluptuous for sale at the same time).
Anyway, the reason I know the January ’11 issue is on-sale is that it’s our annual awards issue, and votes for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, 2010 Model of the Year and the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame are already starting to pour in. Voting will start in the members area of SCORELAND sometime in mid-November.
So, since the proverbial cat is already out of the proverbial bag, here are the finalists in each category.
Newcomer of the Year: Alexa, Angelina Castro, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Christiansen, Miosotis, Shione Cooper and Taylor Steele.
Model of the Year: Angel Gee, Annina, Ashley Sage Ellison, Christy Marks, Daphne Rosen, Daylene Rio, Eva Notty, Indianna Jaymes, Janet Jade, Karina Hart, Maggie Green, Merilyn Sakova, Minka, Morgan Leigh and Natalie Fiore.
Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Autumn-Jade, Casey James, Cindy Cupps, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Diane Poppos, Inesse, Julia Miles and Nicole Peters.
FYI, a model must have appeared in SCORE during the 2010 publishing year to be eligible for the Newcomer and Model awards. A model must have retired to be eligible for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. So, yes, that’s the bad news regarding Nicole Peters and Crystal Gunns.
One more FYI: Eagle-eyed boob men will realize that Angelina Castro debuted in 2009 and is somehow eligible for 2010 Newcomer of the Year. That’s because the difference between Angelina now (super-sized) and Angelina then is so drastic, by all intents and purposes, she’s a newcomer.
