January 12, 2011 by Elliot James
No, this is not about the movie which was more hype than funny except for Ken Jeong as Mr. Chow who was hilarious. This is about poses in which the boob, or boobs, hang over a table, a chair or some other piece of furniture. Are hangovers sexy? Horny? Erotic? Or too gimmicky and jokey to be hot?
Hung over? Absolutely.
I remember seeing a busty girl polish a counter with her tits years ago and while I thought it was a very cool novelty skit, it was also too comedic to inspire a boner. As our founder once said, “There’s nothing funny about a hard-on.” The reverse is true too. “There’s nothing hard about a funny.” SCORELAND doesn’t have a two drink minimum.
Bars make good sets.
If there’s any purpose to it, it’s to show how big a girl’s breasts are. That’s what I feel. What do you think? As a counterpoint, man does not live by boner alone. This kind of pose can isolate and centerpiece her boobs. Plus “what’s hot” is often in the mind of the beholder. At bottom left is my all-time favorite “standard” hangers pose minus any furniture.
Zuzanna. My all-time fave hangers pose.
Ashley has perfect tits for hanging.
November 17, 2010 by Dave
Nicole's tits are like giant sacks of flour.
Cathy Patrick has to use all her strength to keep from toppling forward.
Which model has the best hangers ever? I thought about that question the other day when the new set of Carol Brown went up on SCORELAND. Thinking back to the 1990s, I remember Carol as having a great pair of hangers and also being an outstanding self-sucker. But then I looked her photos and realized that she isn’t really a self-sucker (she’s more of a self-licker) and although her boobs are great, they’re not what we’d call hangers.
Autumn-Jade shows us how she keeps her hangers in shape.
Funny how our memories sometimes play tricks on us.
Chloe Vevrier. Great pair of hangers, right? Well, kind of. Great pair of tits, no doubt, but, like Carol’s, Chloe’s tits are too full and heavy to be called hangers. In my opinion, a great pair of hangers is full but they has a certainly pliability, almost as if the bottom part of the boob (the part closest to the nipple) is pulling the top part down when the girl bends over, like giant sacks of flour, like all of her boob meat has gone to the lowest-hanging part of her boobs. Girls like Chloe and Carol are so full throughout that you don’t get that pull-down effect.
So, which girls have the best hangers ever? I’ve shown pictures of three candidates, although they’re far from being the only candidates. For my money, Nicole is No. 1. What do you think?
May 13, 2010 by Dave
Vanessa lets ’em hang while flashing her best "Come here and let me suck your cock" look.
This is going to be a good two days for me (and for you, too, if you’re an XLGirls.com member) because today and Friday, Vanessa Del makes her SCORE Group debut at XLGirls.com. She’s the third in our trio of “Treasure Chests of the D.R.,” the other two girls being Miosotis and Kristina Milan, and all three girls are special in their own way.
1. Miosotis because she has KKK-cup tits and is the bustiest slim ‘n’ stacked natural I’ve ever seen.
2. Kristina because there’s a non-stop flow of mother’s milk pouring out of her tits.
3. Vanessa because a.) She has a big, broad ass; b.) She’s the sluttiest looking of the three; c.) She’s a MILF.
Regarding 3b, there must be something about the name Vanessa Del that turns women into sluts because Vanessa del Rio was one of the sleaziest porn stars ever. And I mean that in a good way. If you’ve been reading this blog for a while, you know that I never mean “slut” or “sleazy” in a derogatory manner. “Classy,” “stylish” and “understated” are the words I use when I don’t approve of a woman. Anyway, Vanessa’s boobs look super-heavy, and I love the way they hang. I think she has the best hangers of the three “Treasure Chests” girls. Come to think of it, let’s rate the “Treasure Chest” girls’ tits in various categories:
Miosotis's tits are so huge, she has an impossible time handling them.
Kristina has to lean back because her boobs are so fucking heavy.
Size: 1. Miosotis; 2. Kristina; 3. Vanessa. Vanessa wears a bigger bra than Kristina, but you can’t always go by that.
Apparent Heaviness: 1. Kristina; 2. Vanessa; 3. Miosotis. I have never seen a girl with heavier-looking tits than Kristina’s. Maybe that’s because of all the milk inside.
Hanging Asthetics: 1. Vanessa; 2. Miosotis; 3. Kristina.
Anyway, watch Vanessa slut it up today (solo and behind-the-scenes) and tomorrow (hardcore) at XLGirls.com. Enjoy.
