Word scholars teach that “makin’ hay” is short for “making hay while the sun shines.” That saying comes from the fact that it’s difficult to make hay in rainy weather. It changed over the years to “grabbing an opportunity when it presents itself.”
There’s also “making hay” or “a roll in the hay” to mean fucking or making-out. The place where the mythical horny farmer’s daughter takes the farm hand to bang his brains out. I think a roll on the hay makes more sense. (I don’t know anyone who ever fucked in hay. That’s gotta sting.)
I have hay on the brain because the studio manager brought Dave, Karl (a new editorial assistant) and me to check out the studio set for today.
We have a special guest today who has that hot and sweet country girl thing going on, so they built a set for her.
That reminded me of some other famous SCORE and Voluptuous models who’ve baled out on us in barn and stable settings.
Vanessa Montagne made a different kind of country girl. My favorite French cowgirl came to SCORE while on vacation in Florida. This photo set was published in Buxotica #98, a special edition magazine from SCORE.
Vanessa hits the hay in her heels.
Susie Wilden is no hayseed. The blonde barn-burner from London had given many a black eye with those super-natural hangers she used to swing around. We were sorry to see her retire.
Susie looked ready for that roll on the hay, not in it.
This uber-famous XXX foursome with Christy Marks and Terry Nova from the DVD Busty Riding Academy was published in the May ’09 SCORE.
Christy and Terry rolled in the hay and made their day.
Stacey Owen was discovered dancing at the Stringfellows club in London in the summer of 1987 by glamour photographer Peter Kay. She became one of the most-popular big-bust models of the late ’80s and early ’90s.
Stacey Owen has an unusual way of playing guitar.
Cherry Brady put the hee-haw and the yee-haw into her country babe layout from the May 2004 Voluptuous. Luckily, the hay didn’t ignite.
Cherry saddles up. Well, she put her feet up on a saddle.
Lick her like she's a lollipop. That's why her name is Lolly.
The old “4:30 Movie” in New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, San Francisco and Detroit had “Vincent Price Week,” “Martin & Lewis Week,” “Gidget Week” and “Monster Week.” What we’re bringing you Wednesday, Thursday and Friday at SCORELAND is much better than Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy.
Wednesday, solo photos of Lolly Ink, who I introduced you to last week.
Thursday, photos of Lolly, a little lady, sucking and fucking a very big cock.
Friday, the XXX video! Lolly Ink Meets The Giant Cock.
It’s “Blonde, Little Newcomer With Big Tits Week” at SCORELAND.
Tomorrow at SCORELAND, Sabrina Linn giving her pierced nipples a tug is one of the many jackable shots in a 60-image pictorial.
“I got those like 20 years ago because…I don’t know really why I got them,” said the five-foot-eight blonde from Texas about her nipple rings. “I just wanted to get my nipples pierced. But then I put the big hoops in them because my boobs are so big, the small hoops looked really strange.” (Many women say they have an increase in arousal and sensitivity after getting nipple rings.)
For someone who had never modeled before she visited SCORE, double-G-cupper Sabrina is hotter and wilder than many long-time porn stars. She really loves being photographed.
Carmen Hayes, worthy of tips…and the entire shaft.
I'd like to get Alia Janine into the V.I.P. room.
Natalie Fiore looks great all slutted up.
Maybe (and I’m willing to admit this is a possibility) I’ve spent too much time in strip clubs. And I know that a lot of you guys love to think of the SCORE and V-Girls as girls-next-door, the kind of girls you might meet at a park or a diner or maybe at work. But me? I like to imagine the SCORE and V-Girls as strippers and hookers. I like the idea of girls getting nasty and sleazy and doing things good girls don’t do.
I’m saying this because a hardcore video of Carmen Hayes goes up today at SCOREVideos.com, and although it’s not her stripper hardcore scene (that’s at SCOREVideos.com, too), I can’t think about Carmen without thinking about that scene, in which she’s a stripper who fucks one of her customers.
Anyway, this seemed like a good time to show you some photos of SCORE Girls as strippers. Enjoy.
BTW, today in the SCORE Studio, I interviewed a new girl, a busty little blonde, who happens to be a stripper in L.A. I enjoyed every minute. More on that soon. Right now, she’s on the other side of the wall getting fucked.
Now playing at SCOREVideos.com, “Persia Takes The Anal Plunge.” Here, big-titted 50PlusMILFs.com MILF Persia Monir gets fucked in her ass-on-camera for the first time.
If this sounds familiar to long-time Blog readers, here’s why.
Yes, back in 2009, I had the pleasure of interviewing Persia while she was getting fucked but minutes before she took the cock in her ass. I wish I’d had the pleasure of sticking my cock in her ass, but that wasn’t my job that day.
“He’s pounding my pussy,” Persia told me as she got dicked. “He’s hitting the back wall.” And then…”He’s gonna fuck my ass.”
Previously, this scene appeared only on 50PlusMILFs.com and SCOREOnDemand.com, but now it’s available for the whole big-tit-loving SCORE universe at SCOREVideos.com. This is a big event. Persia is beautiful, busty and she hasn’t taken a cock up her ass on-camera since. Sometimes you’re capturing history and you don’t realize just how historic it really is.
Krystal Swift and a lucky guy. But that's not the whole story.
There used to be a guy on the radio named Paul Harvey, and his shtick was something he called, “The Rest of the Story.” Harvey would tell a story, but he’d hold back either the name of a famous person involved or a key twist until the very end. Then, after the reveal, Harvey would intone, “And now you know the rest of the story.” “The Rest of the Story” was on the radio for 33 years! It was hokey, but people ate it up.
Anyway, here we have this photo of F-cup Czech natural Krystal Swift on all fours, about to go down on some dude’s cock. She’s looking into the camera. Her tits are hanging down. Her ass is in the air.
But what you can’t tell from this picture is that another guy is banging her from behind. And now you know the rest of the story.
You can see the rest of the story right now at SCORELAND.
You may notice a pool of liquid metal at the base of your PC when you see Maggie Green‘s latest XXX encounter at SCORELAND, starting today.
That’s just the heat melting all the metal parts.
When one of the video editors says to me in the lunch room that he’s never seen Maggie this way, that’s something. These are guys who are cutting videos all day, five days a week.
Maggie is matched-up with J Mac for the first time. That means total male control and very hard, sweaty, wall-to-wall fucking. Wham-bam-thank-ya-mam time. Or as the British like to call it, full-sex.
Maggie opens the show with sex talk, something she’s really good at.
It’s been a little over four years since her March 30th, 2009 debut at SCORELANDwith “Maggie Green Week.” Global warming does exist.
Now here’s someone Dave and I made a special request for. It’s been close to a year since her first sets and videos at SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.
My worry was that Krystal Swift would do hot modeling for a short time and then move on to something else. Vanish. Take off. Get a full-time job. Join the Czech Army. Get married. Meet a boyfriend who’d pull a hissy fit about her pornicating. Something like that.
Happily, Krystal didn’t…yet. So she was available when the call went out. I had my fingers crossed on this one.
Krystal Swift is one of those girls who winds up getting a lot of mail. Some of it was the simple “Bring her back” one-liner. Some feedback was more elaborate.
A few comments from the past year:
E.D.: “I never guessed she was a Czech girl. She doesn’t really have that look. She looks like she could just as easily be a Southern girl, maybe Tennessee. Her beautiful face… she looks a lot like a much younger co-worker who I’ve very deviantly imagined giving a cum bath to… slapping her face with my dick.”
T.P.: “Krystal Swift has such great eye contact. It’s going to be tough for anyone to gaze into her eyes with those F-cups in the way.”
M.S.: “If I were you people, I’d take her to an island for a week and come back with a suitcase full of photos.”
So now here’s the wonderful, fun-derful Krystal Swift finally back at SCOREVideos.com as The Hair Salon Hottie, and there’s more on the way to SCORELAND. When you join SCOREVideos.com, you also get access to SCOREHD.com, so sign on today.
