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Once you saw Heather Hooters, you never forgot her

March 7, 2024 by Elliot James 5 Comments

I  once wrote that if you ever met Heather, you’d never guess that this gorgeous blonde was a nude dancer and a men’s mag model. I met her for the first time on the 3rd Boob Cruise in 1997. Mainly a feature dancer who did the club circuit, Heather didn’t do a lot of photo shoots or videos. She did just enough to stay in the spotlight and to remind SCORE magazine readers that they could see her live on-stage. We all had film cameras on the Cruise in those pre-cell phone camera days and I still have shots of Heather wearing scuba gear. She was a sporty girl and in great physical condition. I got to see how great in her on-deck dance show during the Cruise. She went on the second Cruise in 1998. We ran a win Heather’s bra in the February 1999 SCORE. I wonder if the winner still has it.

A very quiet girl, Heather became a stripper at a local club fresh out of high school, progressed to feature dancer status and moved into modeling. Soft-spoken, super-professional and easygoing, Heather appeared on TV talk shows about busty strippers and toured Germany. She would probably be surprised by how many of today’s models never leave their homes. One of her besties was Alyssa Alps. They did a mild girl-girl shoot in London for the June 1997 issue of SCORE. Alyssa didn’t go on the Cruise until the final one in 2000, but by that time, Heather had retired from the biz.

Heather Hooters in August 1996 SCORE.

 

 

Best of the Blog: SCORE Girls are their artistic inspiration.

May 31, 2021 by Elliot James

Here are three guys, longtime SCORE fans, who have been inspired to create their art of big boobs. They have been featured on SCORELAND and in SCORE magazine for years.

Superwoman Lacey Legends.

Superwoman Lacey Legends.

First up is a man who calls himself The Saint. He’s a charter subscriber. The first dancer he ever saw (and who became a huge inspiration) was Zoryna Dreams in the October 1992 issue. “I started going to strip clubs in October of 1992,” the New Yorker said. “After seeing Zoryna on Howard Stern’s show, I knew I had to see her in person on her next visit to New York.”

Dreams. Zoryna Dreams. Shaken not stirred.

Dreams. Zoryna Dreams. Shaken not stirred.

Over the years, The Saint went clubbing regularly and met Joey Karson, Lisa Lipps, Europe DiChan, Colt 45,  Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Kimberly Kupps, Staci Staxxx, Sofia Staks, Bunny Glamazon, Bambi the Amazon, Chrissy Paris, Plenty Uptopp, Nikki Knockers, Alyssa Alps, Casey James, Busty Dusty, Crystal Storm, Lacey Legends, Heather Hooters, Candy Cantalopes, Angel Eyes, Angel Bust, Kayla Kleevage, Crystal Gunns, Montana, Maxi and Mini Mounds and many more luminaries of the super-busty stage.

“My favorite SCORE covers are Lisa Lipps, September 1993 and Plenty Uptopp, January 1998,” he said. “Why? Both were perfect shots for reference in regard to pin-ups, and in both, the gals looked like they were ready to kick ass and take names.”

Artists he admires: Adam Hughes, Dave Stevens, Otis Sweat, Jack Henslee, Kevin Taylor, and Matt Baker. He uses pencil and ink with design marker to color his illustrations.

Art by Pauly of Artofpencil.

Art by Pauly of Artofpencil.

Pauly of Pauly Arts is a musician and artist. “I definitely create women that are such a rarity in real life that you see one every eight months or so…girls who make you freeze in your tracks and just stare to record the vision in your head because sadly she will soon be gone.” His first inspiration? “I had a substitute teacher for two days who had the biggest, jiggliest breasts, and as we Italians say, I was struck by the thunderbolt!” His favorite SCORE covers? “Anything with my buddy Vanessa Montagne, SaRenna Lee and Sharday. I loved the Lisa Lipps cover shot from August ’96 SCORE.” Pauly wrote the short story “The Diary of Suzy Pratt” for the August ’95 SCORE, illustrated by Jack Henslee. “It’s the story of a tomboy who blossoms through exercise and surgery and blows all the guys away, only to find she’s a bisexual who loves big tits and women who love big tits! My favorite theme!” Pauly sells shirts and other items with his chesty ladies emblazoned on them at Cafepress under “big_breast_art.”

Halloween art by Pauly.

Halloween art by Pauly.

Matt, a.k.a. Thor, is an artist in California who’s found tremendous inspiration in SCORE and Voluptuous models.

Eye candy for the male brain.

Eye candy for the male brain.

“Once again, I tell you, without SCORE, I don’t think I would have continued my pursuit of art,” Matt said. One of his mainstays is Merilyn Sakova. “Whoever found Merilyn to pose for SCORE has been an inspiration to me to make art.” He also digs Morgan Leigh. “Indianna Jaymes and Jenna Valentine seem to be my new favorites,” Matt said.

Merilyn is Matt's muse.

Merilyn is Matt’s muse.

So Cold, Part 3: Snow

February 18, 2012 by Maria

Heather Hooters uses her nipples to test the cold weather conditions.

For the last couple of days, we have been talking about all things COLD.

We first discussed Ice and Thermal play. Then we talked about bringing sweets into the bedroom and incorporating ice cream into your sexy time.

Today we are going to talk about the one thing most of us Miami folk know nothing about.

Lily Valentine whips out her snow globes while hanging out in the dead of winter in Canada!

Today we are going to talk about snow.

I know about snow because I spent a better part of my youth living in the Big Apple and remember fondly the days I played in inches and inches of snow.

But can snow be sexy?

At first I thought NO. But then I started to look at photo sets and found these two shots of Heather Hooters and Lily Valentine. Both ladies are stripping down to their birthday suits amidst a winter wonderland. Please take note of their very erect nipples in these shots. Those things are harder than diamonds in an ice storm, right? There you have it. There is the sexy factor.

Those nipples are practically begging to be inside of someone’s warm mouth.

And that is sexy.

But them I thought about people having sex in the snow.

Personally, I have never felt the urge to get naked in the great outdoors when the temperature is below 75 degrees, but that is because I live in Miami and everyone is naked here mostly all the time.

And I thought that snow sex was impossible…until I met Destiny Rose and she told me about having some sexy time in the snow in the woods behind a church in her native Ohio. That’s when I became a believer.

And while I have yet to have Abominable Snowman sex anytime soon, (unless it snows in Miami.) I am confident that Destiny is not the only one fucking in the freezing weather.

Have you?

Tell me about it.

xoxo

Maria

 

 

It’s an overflowing week for busty birthdays!

September 12, 2011 by Elliot James
Heather Hooters born Sept. 12.

Heather Hooters born Sept. 12.

Valory Irene born Sept. 13.

Valory Irene born Sept. 13.

Danesha Marquel born Sept. 13.

Danesha Marquel born Sept. 13.

Puma Swede born Sept. 13.

Puma Swede born Sept. 13.

Tabatha Towers born Sept. 13.

Tabatha Towers born Sept. 13.

Janet Jade born Sept. 13.

Janet Jade born Sept. 13.

Suga Squirtz born Sept. 13.

Suga Squirtz born Sept. 13.

Linsey Ward born Sept. 14.

Linsey Ward born Sept. 14.

Jessica Taylor born Sept. 15.

Jessica Taylor born Sept. 15.

Jezhabelle born Sept. 16.

Jezhabelle born Sept. 16.

Joy Juggs born Sept. 17.

Joy Juggs born Sept. 17.

Carolyn Monroe born Sept. 17.

Carolyn Monroe born Sept. 17.

Bodacious Babette born Sept. 17.

Bodacious Babette born Sept. 17.

Chloe Vevrier born Sept. 18.

Chloe Vevrier born Sept. 18.

Nicky Tease born Sept. 18.

Nicky Tease born Sept. 18.

Three reasons to love winter

January 7, 2010 by Dave
Heather Hooters

Heather Hooters

Morgan Leigh

Morgan Leigh

Lily Valentine

Lily Valentine

1. Snowmobiling with Heather Hooters.

2. Getting warm by the fire with Morgan Leigh.

3. Babes like Lily Valentine who enjoy flashing their tits even when it’s freezing cold outside.

My suggestion on this cold, wintry day: Stay inside where it’s warm. Spend some time jacking to the lovely ladies. Hey, Heather and Lily didn’t freeze their tits off just so you could sit there with your hands in your pockets.

I just declared today a snow day.