I don't think Joana's eating fruit to keep those big naturals so plump.
Joana, that Romanian beauty who seems to have gotten better since we first saw her in 2004, returns to SCORELAND today. The photo and video are titled, “Breastfast of Champions” (Elliot really has a way with titles), and they were shot in the Dominican Republic in early December.
You probably know by now that we spent two weeks at a villa in Puerto Plata on the D.R.’s rocky north coast. Hitomi, Sha Rizel, Valory Irene and Joana joined us the first week. When they left, Jennica Lynn, Lavina Dream, Roxanne Miller and Vanessa Y. took over. There will be two DVDs from this 100% natural on-location spectacular, and we expect them to go on-sale in May.
Joana looks bustier than ever. Vanessa Y. is definitely bustier than ever. Hitomi is a little more voluptuous than before, as you might have seen in her posting that went up on Sunday at SCORELAND, and I think she looks great. Her tits are bigger and fuller.
I'm also giving Joana an "A" for ass improvement.
What else is going on at SCORE HQ? Glad you asked.
• The May ’14 awards issue of Voluptuous is off to the printer and ready to go on-sale March 4. The big news: a mini-surprise for 2013 Model of the Year.
• We’ve been hard at work on the 20th anniversary issue of Voluptuous. It will be a 164-page issue, cover-dated July 2014. The theme: The 100 best V-Girls ever. It’s been a real labor of love. I’d tell you I’m exhausted from looking at thousands and thousands of pictures of V-Girls, but I suspect you wouldn’t have much sympathy for me.
• The annual SCORE bikini issue will be cover-dated August 2014 this year. Last year, we moved it to October, but now it’ll be back in its usual spot at the start of the summer.
If the crew at SCORE ate at nearby restaurants stocked with waitresses built like Hitomi, life would be a breeze. The sad fact is the girls at the Hooters near us and at other places are barely single-D or C-cups. Sure, many of them are great looking, but they come up short as tank-top stretchers. Where are all the breastaurants?
I don’t know if waitresses dress like this in Japan. Hitomi’s got that all-American beer, burgers and chicken wings waitress thing going on. The ball cap turned to the side, the tank, killer tiny shorts. See the video and photo set this Super Sunday at SCORELAND.
It’s going to be better than the Super Bowl’s halftime show.
Anyone with boobs like Hitomi's should not work as a waitress. They should call SCORE.
Now that the balloting has closed at SCORELAND for the 2013 SCORE and V-mag Awards, it’s time to start counting votes. That’s easy with the Internet votes; they were automatically tallied each time someone voted. But it’s more difficult with the paper ballots from magazine readers because they have to be counted by hand. Which is what we’re doing now.
So, I’d like to say that a clearer picture of who’s going to win has emerged, but that’s only half true. Very often–for example, with the “20 for 20” voting a few years ago –the magazine and Internet people have different opinions.
But, having looked at the SCORELAND vote and glanced at the magazine ballots, here are three early observations:
1. Sha Rizel’s lead for SCORE Newcomer is not as big as I thought it would be, and Bella French still has a chance, especially when you consider that the magazine voters (many of whom have been with us since the 1990s), tend to like the slim ‘n’ stacked girls like Bella. So although Sha is a likely winner, it’s not over yet.
2. I think something special might happen in the V-mag Awards, something that’s never happened before.
3. Daylene Rio has become one of the most-popular SCORE Girls. I’m not saying she’s going to win anything (she’s up for SCORE Hardcore Performer of the Year, which she won in 2012, and Model of the Year). But her popularity has grown along with her tits and her ass.
Okay, one more observation: I think V-Men have decided, once and for all, that Hitomi is a genuine V-Girl.
Did you vote? If so, who did you vote for and why?
Will Daylene Rio win Hardcore Performer of the Year again?
This is how Hitomi dressed for our date. I wish. I wish she had dressed like this, and I wish it had been a date.
I guess I already mentioned that a few weeks ago, I had dinner with Hitomi on South Beach. Now, I’m going to admit right off the bat that we weren’t alone. I was accompanied by three other female SCORE staffers. I’m guessing that the reason my co-workers were asked to come along was to make sure I didn’t try to sample the goods. Hey, what kind of guy do they think I am, anyway?
I’m not going to give you all the details right now–I’m going to sprinkle them around here and there–but I will tell you this: I was nervous about it. I don’t know why. I just was. I’ve interviewed and spoken to hundreds of SCORE and Voluptuous girls, maybe thousands, and I’ve never been nervous. Okay, maybe I was nervous the first time, 12 years ago in Key Largo, Florida when my first assignment was to interview Kerry Marie and Lorna Morgan. But since then? Never.
But for Hitomi, I was nervous. Maybe it was the language barrier. Hitomi speaks Japanese and some English. I speak no Japanese. To cross the language barrier, we used one of those automatic translators on a smart phone; talk into it in one language, the translation comes out in another language. That can get a little awkward. Fortunately, however, Hitomi’s English is a lot better than she thinks.
But I know what you guys want to know, so I’ll tell you. As I said before, she wore tight jeans and a sweater.The sweater was dark but see-through in the right light. Any tit hound, such as myself, could tell that she was stacked. Funny thing: One of my female co-workers said to me, “She really hides them well, doesn’t she?” Meaning her tits. And I said, “No, she doesn’t.” They’re impossible to hide.
We went for burgers at 5 Napkin on Lincoln Road. You might ask, “Why didn’t you go for sushi or to a fancy restaurant?” The answer is that Hitomi didn’t want to get all dressed up. She wanted to go casual. So we had burgers. She had a steak and skipped the salad. I kept waiting for her to drip steak juice onto her chest. And tried to keep my eyes on her eyes and not her chest. I failed. Miserably. But had I kept my eyes on her face, that wouldn’t have been a bad thing. As I mentioned before, Hitomi is as pretty in person as she is in pictures.
Then we went for a walk. I couldn’t decide whether to walk behind her and check out her cute little ass or walk beside her and watch her boobs bounce.
I went for the boobs.
And then we went to Victoria’s Secret.
I know, Hitomi in Victoria’s Secret is a bit of a joke. There’s not a single bra in there that can fit her. I saw one of the saleswomen make a move towards her when Hitomi was checking out the bras, but she quickly thought better of it, realizing (I guess Victoria’s Secret salespeople have boob radar) that Hitomi was about three or four cup-sizes too big for anything in the store. When we surprised her with a gift from VS’s–fragrances and creams, not a bra–she smiled, giggled and was truly gratified, even though she has received gifts from thousands of men.
Actually, there may be more than two major differences, but my eyes and mind are stuck on two.
By the way, some of you have asked me about my dinner with Hitomi. I’ll give you more details later, but for now, I will tell you this: She loves to eat meat.
Right now, I don’t have an answer. The magazine readers are in the early stages of voting, and the SCORELAND ballot box hasn’t opened yet.
But I have some clues.
I am going to be shocked if Sha Rizel doesn’t win Newcomer of the Year, and the voting is certainly trending her way. But Bella French is getting a lot of action, as are Roxi Red and Rockell. I expect Sha to hold on, but who knows? Back in 2002, Crystal Gunns had a huge early lead for Newcomer of the Year, but Annie Swanson nearly caught her.
Lana’s bigger rack makes her a contender.
Hitomi is trying to pull off the Newcomer of the Year/Model of the Year double, something that has been done several times before (can you name the models who have won SCORE Newcomer and Model in consecutive years?). But it looks like the competition is going to be stiffer than a SCORE Man jacking to Hitomi. Lana Ivans, who had a boob growth spurt last year, Melissa Manning, 2012 Model of the Year Valory Irene, Daylene Rio and perennial favorite Angela White are getting a lot of votes.
Siri is worth a fuck and many votes.
The voting for XXX Performer of the Year is always interesting because a lot of the magazine readers only saw the girls in XXX pictorials while most SCORELAND voters have seen the girls in video action. This one is too close to call. Who’s winning? Depends on the day you ask me. Today, Siri is winning. Yesterday, Minka was winning. The day before, Daylene Rio was winning. Krystal Swift has been near the top, too.
As for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame, I have to admit, I’m rooting for Crystal Gunns or Cindy Cupps to get in. This could be the year for one of them. But who’s right near the top? Colt 45, Dawn Stone and Julia Miles.
Sha Rizel has the early lead for Newcomer of the Year.
Will this be a runaway year for SCORE Newcomer of the Year? Or will Sha Rizel have some competition?
Hitomi is trying to go rack-to-rack.
Can Hitomi become the next girl to win Model of the Year one year after she won Newcomer of the Year?
Will Crystal Gunns finally find her way into the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame? Or will Cindy Cupps (who discovered Crystal) or Julia Miles take her place?
Will Daylene Rio’s super-sized tits and ass earn her XXX Performer of the Year?
Side note: If Daylene wins, it might not be because her tits and ass are bigger. It might be because, very simply, she sucks and fucks a lot more lustfully than she used to.
Daylene Rio is bringing on the heat.
The voting is underway for the 2013 SCORE Awards. Magazine readers are already sending in their ballots. Website members will have their chance soon. Here are the finalists.
Cindy (left) and Crystal: There's only room for one.
Newcomer of the Year (for girls who debuted in the 2013 publishing year): Bella French, Gabrielle Love, Holly Brooks, Lolly Ink, Rockell, Roxi Red, Sha Rizel and Sirale.
Model of the Year (for non-newcomers who appeared in SCORE in 2013): Angela White, Daylene Rio, Hitomi, Joana, Kelly Christiansen, Lana Ivans, Leanne Crow, Maggie Green, Melissa Manning, Sabrina Linn, Siri and Valory Irene.
XXX Performer of the Year (for girls who fucked in SCORE in 2013): Claudia Kealoha, Daylene Rio, Kelly Christiansen, Krystal Swift, Maggie Green, Maserati, Minka, Sabrina Linn, Siri and Stephanie Stalls.
Big-Boob Hall of Fame (for retired SCORE Girls): Busty Brianna, Cindy Cupps, Colt 45, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Julia Miles, Kelly Kay, Maxi Mounds and Morgan Leigh.
