Tag Archive: Holiday ’11 Voluptuous

Apples and oranges? No, we’re talking melons here. Voluptuous Lola’s big, juicy melons.

May 11, 2012 by Elliot James

Her name is Lola. She is a showgirl, not a fruit stand owner.

Dave blogged about Lola last January, and it’s safe to say that he was impressed. So was I and so was Maria, who put her in the Holiday ’11 V-mag. To prove that absence does make the hard grow harder, Lola’s back at SCORELAND with fresh photos and a video.

This time, Lola put on a fishnet dress and got into a bathtub with a bunch of floating green apples. Maybe the photographer couldn’t find melons that morning. Or the apples were meant to be photographically symbolic of something, like Eve and the apple.

Lola’s full name isn’t Lola Apples like our American dancer/model Candy Apples. Maybe Lola just likes apples. Aroma scientists claim that the scent of green apples reduces stress and headaches in women. Maybe Lola likes the scent. But vibrators can do that, too.

Anyway, a couple of things are 100% certain and provable. Lola has a beautiful face and body and spectacular, homegrown melons. She’s very sexy and she’s always smiling. She has mad toy skills.

I admit that the Czech Republic can chalk up another victory in the International Boobs Race (IBR) thanks to Lola, a race America is clearly losing to east and west Europe and England.

This really burns my bacon. Where are all the American challengers to Czech girls like Lola? How can a tiny nation of 10 million people produce so many top-notch busty girls who enjoy nude modeling while my country hopelessly lags behind in a recessionary period of big-tit growth? American girls with E-cups and bigger need some kind of wake-up call. And the Czechs make better beer than we do, adding insult to injury. I need to get this country back on top in the IBR.

All I can say is, American woman, Be A SCORE Model.

A SCORELAND member named Basenji1 will be very pleased to see Lola back again.  “She has the full package,” he commented back in January. “She ranks along with Arianna Sinn.” Praise doesn’t get any higher than that. Hopefully, we’ll connect again with Lola.

I may not be a poet. But when it comes to apples and melons, I know it.

Another reader’s girlfriend, another big-titted natural you’ll love. And the tits just keep on coming!

January 4, 2012 by Dave
Lola. She made the dress herself. The breasts are naturals.

Lola. She made the dress herself. The breasts are naturals.

So the other day, I’m browsing through the editors’ photo archive, which is basically where we keep the photo sets and videos that are available for publication–our inventory is what it is–when I come across a girl I haven’t seen but is very impressive. So I call Elliot over and say, “Elliot, who is this girl?”

He tells me. Her name is Lola. She’s not a showgirl. She’s a drama student at a university in Prague, Czech Republic. Her boyfriend is a V-mag reader.

I ask Elliot if Lola has been published in a magazine. He tells me that she was in the Holiday 2011 Voluptuous. I check it out. The headline on the pictorial is “Heavenly Hooters.” I agree.

Lola’s photos were posted yesterday and her matching video goes live today at SCORELAND, and when you see her, you’ll understand why I was smitten, why I grabbed a copy of the Holiday ’11 V-Mag and brought it home. Why I couldn’t wait to see this video.

Lola is a brunette with big, natural, hanging tits and long, shapely legs. She has a look on her face like, “I want to fuck you, and I know how to fuck you.” I love the way this girl’s tits hang. Late in the set, she pulls out a big dildo and fucks her pussy with it. We get views from underneath and get to see her the way she’s look if she was standing over you, boobs hanging, pussy filled.

Lola is 26 years old and from the Czech Republic. If she doesn’t go on to become a porn star, I’d be shocked. She just has that look. The look I love. It’s not the look of love. It’s better than that.

And that boyfriend of hers? She’ll have him hitting the road in no time at all.

Holiday ’11 Voluptuous mag now in stores

October 24, 2011 by Elliot James
Now at your favorite magazine rack but not for long.

Now at your favorite magazine rack but not for long.

The Holiday ’11 Voluptuous rings the bells.

Micky Bells. What a set of clappers. What music they make. Micky is this edition’s covergirl, her second cover appearance in three months. That could be a record.

This issue also stars Catt Green in her first magazine pictorial, newcomer Lola, Renee Ross as a nurse, Lanea Love, Maserati and Desiree in tits ‘n’ tugs action, Beverly Paige in torrid XXX and Stefani, as well as the V-Mag debut of natural sensation Hitomi.

A bumper crop of finger-lickin’ natural bra-stuffers guaranteed to sizzle your weiner.

Get it now before your store runs out, and it will according to the store clerks I talk to, or let your fingers do the walking by ordering it at eBoobStore.com.