December 20, 2011 by Maria
This time of year, give the gift of tits...lots and lots of tits.
Oh, the holidays. There are long-ass lines to wait in. There are people with snarky attitudes to deal with. There are expensive doo-dads to buy. Then there is the wrapping paper…the mountains of fucking wrapping paper. Then you have that moment when you hand a person what you think is the BEST GIFT EVER, only to see that brief flash of WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! OH, THIS SUCKS in their eyes.
Because sometimes you buy the wrong gift. It happens.
And you know what? It happens because people over-think gifts.
Well, here is my advice because I, too, have given bad gifts…YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG WITH TITS.
Tits are the gift that keep on giving, and not only wood. That’s why this year, give that special someone on your list a membership to SCORELAND. Full of big boobs, XXX, orgies, big-tit lesbian action, threeways, articles (Because you read…sometimes.), games, jokes, art, videos and more, SCORELAND is the best way to tell someone, “Here, I care for you. Now please, go jack off for weeks.”
Isn’t that pleasant?
You can give the gift of tits on any occasion, but when you give someone the gift of SCORELAND for the holidays, it’s like you’re adding a little extra joy. It might even mean you are trying to achieve peace on Earth.
And there are no long lines, no one to annoy you in the crush of holiday shoppers, nothing to wrap and whoever you give it to will love it.
We have it on good authority that Santa is sending out SCORELAND memberships every day…from the North Pole for your South Pole.
What are you waiting for? This holiday, say it with SCORELAND.
December 19, 2011 by Elliot James
All hands on dick.
SCORE DVDs are just not good as re-gifting items. Because anyone who gets a SCORE DVD is not going to let it go!
To paraphrase actor Charlton Hooters, SCORE DVD collector, “You’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.”
Which brings me to Tits & Tugs #8 with 13 jack and tit-fucking jobs given by 11 extraordinary hotties. (Two scenes have two girls working over one boner. Double your pleasure, ya know.)
Tits & Tugs point-of-view videos are very popular, and I’ll tell you one of the reasons. All guys have a lazy streak. This is a fact of male life. We can be lazy bums. There are times when we’re even too lazy and tired to fuck and just want to be serviced. Fucking can be work. It’s fun work but it’s still work.
After a long day on the job, there are times when a guy just wants to lay back and have a pair of nice, soft, feminine hands and some deep cleavage get that heavy load out. We like it when a girl takes things into her own hands. We enjoy watching her face, her hands, her tits as she applies that magic touch. That’s why guys go to massage parlors all over the world after work even though they tell their significant others that it’s for their backs.
So that’s one of the reasons the Tits & Tugs series came to be. And no one does this better with the best-looking, bustiest babes more consistently than us.
Tits & Tugs 8 stars:
Bailey Santanna
Beverly Paige
Catt Green
Charlee Chase
Claudia Kealoha
Desiree
Danica Danali
Elaina Gregory
Elizabeth Starr
Maserati
Valory Irene
See the trailer at eBoobStore.com, then get your own copy.
Gift yourself the gift you’ll never re-gift.
Their tits, their mitts, your bat.
November 28, 2011 by Elliot James
No cup holder can contain them.
A Slovakian in St. Maarten. Sweet.
The DVD prices are insane today at eBoobStore, so jump in and grab a stack of those hot titles you’ve wanted to buy.
The best part? Besides the great girls?
There’s no waiting on line.
No one elbowing you in the ribs.
No need to park and fight traffic.
It’s one day only. Today. November 28, 2011.
Don’t miss the plane to hooter heaven.
Start your browsing!
