Frosty has no reason to complain.
On this Christmas Day, SCORE and Voluptuous Girls celebrate the holidays the breast way they know how in The Best of SCOREtv Holiday Edition.
Starring Beverly Paige, Eva Notty, Karen Fisher, Kelly Christiansen, Maserati, Melissa Manning and Minka with special guest appearances by Destiny Rose, Jasmine Shiraz, Michelle May, Valory Irene and Venera.
A Xmas lick from Venera.
Perry and Andy never got to do a holiday special with girls like Stephanie Stalls and Eva Notty.
Perry Como did it. Andy Williams did it. And now that I’ve totally dated myself, I’m happy to announce that SCORELAND is doing it, too: a holiday special for all you good little boys and girls out there who have been jacking and rubbing one out to big-titted SCORE Girls all year. The SCOREtv Holiday Special goes live on SCORELAND this Wednesday, and have we got a show for you!
Boobs pouring over her holiday dress, Daylene Rio tells us the 10 things you can say during the holidays that you can’t say any other time of year.
Karen Fisher, dressed like a sexy little elf, makes a s’more on Kelly Christiansen’s chest (Karen and Kelly also have some fun under our Holiday Mistletoe on a Stick).
Somehow, my tie got caught in Eva's cleavage. I don't know how that happened.
Eva Notty plays a naughty girl who sits on Mall Santa’s lap and makes him very uncomfortable.
Valory Irene sings “Jingle Bells” with her cute Russian accent.
I get to unwrap Stephanie Stalls, who’s wearing nothing but a red ribbon. A crotchless red ribbon, by the way.
Michelle May shows how to make a big-boob martini for your holiday party. Rachel Love uses her boobs as a bottle opener. Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh make a fruit cocktail out of some lucky dude’s head.
June Summers shows off some pole-dancing tricks.
And much more. SCOREtv is usually a half-hour show, but for the holidays, it’s a one-hour-plus extravaganza packed to the gills with tits. Because, you know, we’re in the holiday spirit around here.
Oh, and like Perry and Andy, I get to sing a holiday song. Alia Janine uses her tits to jingle some bells while I sing “Jingle Bells.” If you can ignore my singing, it’s pretty entertaining. I guarantee that if Perry and Andy had to sing while Alia’s boobs were swaying in their faces, they wouldn’t have been able to do it.
All that’s missing is The Osmonds. Ah, forget the Osmonds. Marie doesn’t have big tits.