July 3, 2014 by Elliot James
Alyssa Lynn makes her SCORELAND debut today. Alyssa was a cheerleader and soccer player in school. Now she has a different set of pom-poms to play with.
Alyssa was a licensed practicing nurse for five years. She started lap dancing when she was 21. Her home club is Club Risque in Philadelphia. Is there anyone who has contributed more to the well-being of American society than a lap dancing nurse? I think not.
“I take it as a compliment if the guy cums in his pants, but I’ve had guys literally just run out in the middle of a dance,” says Alyssa. That’s really coming and going!
Today, two sets and two videos of Alyssa. It’s star-spangled bikini time!
Alyssa makes her SCORE magazine debut in the Holiday ’14 edition, now heading off to the printers.
Alyssa Lynn sets off the fireworks.
September 2, 2013 by Elliot James
Labor Day traditionally signals the end of summer.
You know what today means in America. No, not big sales at department stores and car dealers.
It means we celebrate the achievements of the American worker by not working.
But with Rockell rockin’ that star-spangled two piece and giving her salute, all’s well as we head into Autumn, when vacations end, busty coeds go back to class and the party’s over. Except at SCORELAND.
So drop your anchor and let this sexy southern belle ring your bell.
All hands on…deck!
Happy Labor Day. Don't work too hard!
March 15, 2012 by Elliot James
Topheavy of the mornin' ta ya.
Siri may be of Swedish ancestry, but on St. Patrick’s Day, everyone is Irish and can proudly wear the green. I don’t know if Siri will be lifting a few spirits this weekend at the local watering hole, but I do know that Siri has lifted the spirits, and other parts, of everyone at SCORELAND.
When I think about it, there haven’t been many SCORE Girls from Ireland. This has always puzzled me. Do you know how many English, Scottish and Welsh models have been SCORE Girls? Lots of them. But few from Ireland, which I’m told is a land of creamy-skinned, buxom lasses.
A land of red-haired, busty barmaids wearing V-necked sweaters pulling beer-keg handles.
And then I wake up.
Jay Sweet
Ireland-born Cathy Patrick and Jay Sweet were both in the premiere issue of SCORE, June 1992. They immediately came to mind. Then I drew a blank.
Cathy appeared in SCORE #1, June 1992.
Before them, Belfast’s Lisa Phillips zoomed to the top of the big-boob scene, although Lisa modeled before SCORE was launched.
Even within the UK itself, there have been only a handful of Irish girls, busty or not, in any kind of adult modeling. Why this boob famine for 20 years?
If you are reading this in Ireland, turn on your boob radar and keep us abreast at SCOREModelsWanted.com.
And may the luck of the Irish be with you.
November 27, 2010 by Elliot James
Renee Ross has two big jugs and she’s proud of them.
Screw the turkey. Figuratively speaking, that is. The only three things that really count on a holiday weekend are babes, boobs and brew. And when all three are combined, you are treated to the vision of Renee Ross dressed in a beer-maid outfit from the Oktoberfest school of brew serving. I’ve seen those waitresses slinging seven steins at once, but we didn’t want to wear Renee out, and besides, Renee needed two free hands to peel off and play with herself. If only more tap-yankers looked and acted like Renee, and had kegs like hers, our lives would be so much easier. There are 78 more photos of Renee in “Boobfest” posted on SCORELAND. Bottoms up!
July 4, 2010 by Maria
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Amber Brooks is an All-American gal!
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Crystal Gunns, we salute you!
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Kayla serves up some American Pie!
Dear Scorelanders,
As we celebrate our fine country’s Independence Day, let us also celebrate the things that we hold dear…like huge, mondo titties and the very fine, very excellent women who make it their mission to show us those mondo titties. May our hearts burn red with passionate lust for these gals. May our love of them be pure and white. And may they never, ever, ever leave your balls blue. Happy Fourth of July, gentlemen! I hope that you’re spending it with some very hot chicks and that there are nothing but fireworks in your future…both in the night sky and in your bedrooms!
xoxo
Maria
