If there’s a nurse anywhere in the world who’s as stacked and as pretty as fantasy nurse Joana, our people at SCOREModelsWanted.com want to talk to her about modeling.
Joana may not be the answer to America’s health care crisis but she can make the suffering easier to handle.
On the other hand, if all nurses looked like Joana, the hospitals would be overwhelmed with patients, most of them goldbrickers.
See Joana tomorrow in a fresh set and video at SCORELAND.
We have spoken to you guys about nurses before. (Trust me.) You can type NURSE in the search bar over there —> and you will see how many different nurse blogs we have written.
But this blog is about my favorite nurse…Renee Ross.
Renee is a special nurse for a few reasons.
The first is that she looks hot in a nurse’s uniform, and really, that should be, like, a requirement at nursing school.
The second is that she is really a nurse in real life, so she might actually take care of you in a hospital some day and her tits might actually be THISFUCKINGCLOSE to your face.
The last is that the nurse fantasy is what I like to call an oldie but goodie and in this layout of Renee from the Holiday 2011 issue of V-mag, she plays a “school” nurse.
Yes, the school nurse…the woman who was responsible for bandaging your ouchies and taking your temperature. (Although I am sure that the sight of Renee in this outfit could give anyone a fever.)
This shot got me to thinking about how many of you have nurse fantasies and then I wondered, “Have any of us actually fulfilled this fantasy?”
Well…have you?
I know that while I have harbored a few crushes on some of my doctors, I have never actually fucked one in the exam room of his private practice.
Nor have I ever had sex with a nurse in a supply closet of some hospital, either.
But I am thinking maybe someone out there has? And just that thought, that somewhere out there people are fucking nurses in closets and cumming all over their uniforms…well, that thought gives me hope.
So while I have yet to go the route of nurse fucking, if you have, I would like to hear about it…
because smut makes me happy. 🙂 It makes everything all better.
Nurses. Where would we be without them? Nowhere, my friends. Nowhere. Here is the ultimate answer to America’s health care crisis. She’s right here only at SCORELAND tomorrow, and her name is Nurse Kelly Christiansen.  When a nurse fills out her uniform the way Kelly can, there is no medical problem that can’t be solved. She is a busty angel of mercy. The schmuck shown here desperately needs a brain transplant. While that is beyond even Nurse Kelly’s immense capabilities, she can reduce the swelling.
There have been many warm-hearted, stacked nurses at SCORE’s Hooter Hospital over the years, their overflowing bras bringing joy and happiness to all they bump into. Caring, nuturing nurses who will not stand by filing their nails apathetically while men suffer the heartbreak of blue balls. Sperm sample extraction is Miss Christiansen’s specialty and this blonde head nurse has the advanced titty therapy techniques to do it. Society is all the better for her skills. Relief is only a click away. Thank you, Nurse Kelly. May we have another?
1) Nurses know every inch of the male anatomy and how it works.
2) Nurses are nurturing and don’t like to see men suffer with blue balls or shafts that won’t go down after a Viagra overdose.
3) By the nature of their jobs and training, nurses are health-oriented, sanitary, caring and cock-worshiping.
4) Their uniforms are exciting, although in real life, nurses don’t wear platform stripper heels, corsets, split-crotch panties, V-necked tops a size too small, white, vinyl miniskirts and strapless push-up bras one cup too small.
5) Excluding hookers and massage-parlor girls, nurses are the only women you don’t know on a personal basis who can wash your cock and balls.
6)Â How often do you get to fuck in an electrically operated bed?
7) If the doctor is out, nurses can pitch in on the all-important prostate exam.
SCORELAND just posted a fresh pictorial of Dallas Dixon from the January ’10 Voluptuous, and there’s something interesting about her personal life in addition to her busty-neighbor-next-door look.
Dallas Dixon's office attire, Jan. '10 Voluptuous
Dallas Dixon and not her husband in the V-Mag movie Hooter Hospital.
She’s been married for 10 years, has a regular job and her husband is cool with her fucking other guys. Now, he doesn’t want to bang other men’s wives or the check-out clerk at his supermarket. But he likes seeing his wife get cocked. Our SCORE TV reporter talked to Dallas while she was relaxing in the dressing room. She’s only posed for us, although I’m sure other companies have been after those great tits.
I’ve never been married to a porn star, a hooker, a promiscuous woman, a sex surrogate, a swinger or a free love advocate, so I don’t know how I could handle a situation like Dallas’ hub does. But I know guys who do. I don’t know if there is some secret to handling the thought of some guy’s cock in your woman’s pussy. There probably is.
