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Lesbians…It’s what’s for dinner!

Annie Swanson and Ana make out and then strap up for some friendly fucking!

There are two things that I could have a healthy helping of at any time and always have an appetite for: ice cream and lesbians.

And believe you me, just like little kids freak out for ice cream, I freak for hot dykes and lipstick lovelies.

Lesbians can do no wrong.

Mia Starr and Harmony Bliss are nipple nymphos, and we likey!

I cannot describe exactly what it is about two women going at it that does it for me. It’s, like, a combination of things. For starters, I like watching women kiss. When men kiss women, it’s hot and more…brutal? It’s harder and aggressive. But when two women kiss, it’s softer and sexy. They don’t devour each other. They take small tastes of each others’ mouths, and I find that mother’effin HOT. It gets me goin’…knowwhaddamean? And I like watching chicks explore and touch each other, too. It’s not hurried like watching a man feel up a woman. (Not that I have anything against watching a man be, well, a man. I like watching a guy attack a pair of titties.) When women touch each other, it’s languid. (I love that word…it sounds dirty!) It’s like drinking a cold mint julep on a hot day here in the South and hearing the ice clink and seeing the beads of condensed sweat on the glass. It’s steamy. It’s erotic. It’s delicious.

I have quite a few faves when it comes to lesbians on SCORELAND. I am a big fan of any lezzie scene with Gianna Rossi. (I hope Gianna reads this and sets her lezzie sites on me. Hi, Gianna! I wanna be on you!) I dig her army-girl inspired shoot with Terry Nova shot in the Bahamas.  I also like anything involving wetness and lesbians like Christy Marks vs. Angela White and Harmony Bliss vs. Mia Starr, because twats and tits should be dripping wet. It’s glorious! I am also into lesbians who are thick like Marille and Angelina. To me, thick women scissoring and grinding pussies while their titties swing is oh, so good. And when girls strap it on, like Annie Swanson and Ana, I can get into it. (Especially if they talk dirty while piping one another…fuck yes!)

But, the NUMBER ONE lesbian scene of all time, for me, has to be when Dominno and Katarina Dubrova played a little game of Masturbation With A Friend in

Hooter Hotel: Where Dominno and Katarina lez-out French maid style. YUM!

the epic movie Hooter Hotel. Why? Well, it’s not the most fucktastic lezzie scene of all time, but there is something incredible about two very sexy women dressed up in French maid outfits and makin’ out. And maybe I am biased because I was actually on location in Hungary when this scene was being filmed, and actually in the room when these two women started licking and sucking each other’s nipples…but to me, these lesbians are A+. It was all I could do to contain myself from lying on the bed with them and declaring, “I’ve been dirty. I need you maids to rub me down.” lol (My porno fantasies are epic!) If you haven’t seen Dominno and Katarina together, you are missing out big time.

Whew. All this lezzie lusting has made me hungry. I could go for a bowl of ice cream and some lesbians right now, actually. lol

Hope you guys chime in with your favorite lesbian scenes of all time. I always like to hear your opinions!

xoxo,

Maria

Gianna and Terry oil up for slippery rub-a-dub.

Christy Marks and Angela White get wet and get wet.

Marille and Angelina go tit to tit, like a lesbian sandwich.