Nurses. Where would we be without them? Nowhere, my friends. Nowhere. Here is the ultimate answer to America’s health care crisis. She’s right here only at SCORELAND tomorrow, and her name is Nurse Kelly Christiansen. When a nurse fills out her uniform the way Kelly can, there is no medical problem that can’t be solved. She is a busty angel of mercy. The schmuck shown here desperately needs a brain transplant. While that is beyond even Nurse Kelly’s immense capabilities, she can reduce the swelling.
There have been many warm-hearted, stacked nurses at SCORE’s Hooter Hospital over the years, their overflowing bras bringing joy and happiness to all they bump into. Caring, nuturing nurses who will not stand by filing their nails apathetically while men suffer the heartbreak of blue balls. Sperm sample extraction is Miss Christiansen’s specialty and this blonde head nurse has the advanced titty therapy techniques to do it. Society is all the better for her skills. Relief is only a click away. Thank you, Nurse Kelly. May we have another?
If Beshine and Miosotis could travel back in time to the Greek, Roman or Egyptian empire, I bet they would have been made goddesses by the local population. Sometimes I suspect they’re both time travelers from the future. (That would be a good sci-fi story with art by Otis Sweat.) This week, Beshine brings her fantasy chest to SCOREVideos.com with a shower video, and I have to praise Beshine for her shower-taking skills. I also enjoyed seeing Beshine dressed in that tight top and bottom and towering heels before she got soaked. If you’ve been a SCORELAND member for a few months, you probably have SCOREVideos.com as part of your Loyalty Program collection (one free SCORE site for every month you stay a SCORELAND member).
Miosotis is also skimpily dressed in white this weekend, then gets naked and slicked up to give the mother of all breast massages. She does a bang-up job. Even though Beshine is a self-made woman and Miosotis is natural, I can still visualize the two of them going at it in some oily boob-tussling video. I doubt that’ll ever happen since Beshine is strictly a solo model, but, hey, that’s how my brain operates.
Over in Kiev, Merilyn really knows how to decorate a glass tabletop. She proves it on Sunday in SCORE Theater. I also love that throaty Ukrainian accent when Merilyn speaks English. Here’s another model I wish would relocate to Florida and become a U.S. citizen.
A big birthday shout-out today to Stephanie Stalls (Feb. 5), Roxy Rider (Feb. 5) and Sophie Mae (Feb. 6). Here’s part 3 of 4 of Sophie talking to SCORE‘s studio manager Tushna. Happy birthday!
Featured on SCORELAND on Wednesday in photos from her February ’11 SCORE issue, Alana Anderson has a pair of the pointiest, most prominent nipples I can remember seeing in recent years. They really are standouts in more ways than two. She’s a cam model in California and has spent time in Florida as well since she mentioned dancing at some of the clubs we know here. Alana’s never been in a men’s magazine before us. Her first SCORE was December ’09. “I had been asked about modeling for busty mags by members who had been watching me on my live camera so I looked up SCORE and sent some pics.”
Buying bras is something Alana probably spends more time doing than the average American. “Some I try on and some I buy online. Sometimes I buy them to wear as sexy-wear if they are really pretty even if they are a little too small. To test them, I put my shirt back on over it to see if it is smooth or if my boobs look like a muffin top. I have no idea how much they weigh but they are much heavier when they are full of milk. Sometimes I wear a sports bra over my bra under my shirt if I am working out so they stay put. I am very short so I usually wear fitted clothes. I dress to emphasize the difference between my breasts and my waist otherwise I look like I’m wearing a tent. If you spotted me in public in nice weather, I’d probably be wearing a fitted, low-cut, slim-to-the-waist top with an A-line miniskirt or shorts with either platform heels or casual wedge heels.”
Daphne Rosen also calls the huge boobs, small waist result that Alana mentioned the “tent effect.”
“SCORE is the magazine that I have always wanted to be in,” XXX-cup Beshine said when our studio peeps finally met her in Berlin, Germany. It took some time to arrange the meeting because girls from other countries can’t model in the United States like they used to.
“I saw SCORELAND on the Internet and said, ‘Oh, that’s very interesting,’ and I noticed that you had very classy and nice, busty women,” Beshine said. “I know Annina. She’s German. And Minka, too. When I saw them and decided I wanted big boobs, I wanted them to be big.” And BIG she got. Beshine debuts on SCORELAND today in her first video.
Arianna Sinn: A good reason to strengthen ties with Romania.
“Everybody in my family wonders why I have such big breasts,” says Arianna Sinn. “I do not know, but I am happy that I have them. I love them! It was very surprising because I started developing before all the other girls in school, and I developed very fast. The boys liked it, of course.”
It was a great day when Arianna decided to show off her awesome body instead of keeping herself under wraps and living a routine, unknown life, thanklessly toiling at some job. When you find someone like Arianna, lock and load the cameras. That’s why we had to create BustyArianna.com.
What is it about Romania, the Czech Republic, Poland and other Slavic countries that yields such naturally big-boobed girls? I’ve been asking that question since the Communists lost their grip and the girls became free to jump into modeling. They’re more than busty…they’re great looking, too.
Arianna is a big-breast lover herself. She’s gotten to meet many of the girls she’s only read about in recent months on SCORE shoots.
“I met Miosotis in the D.R., and she is amazing,” Arianna said. “I also met Karla James, Jenna Valentine, Taylor Steele and Natalie Fiore in Grand Bahama. It was a very beautiful place, and I was surrounded by all of these beautiful, big-breasted girls!”
Arianna just finished a new feature movie with five SCORE &V-Mag Girls. They had a blast. More on that soon.
Arianna is now doing full-sex hardcore scenes on BustyArianna.com. Her first scene launched on Tuesday.
“I wanted to do naughty things on camer,” she said. “I said I would. Now I am.”
Danielle Derek: “I’m a dancer. Being flexible is a job requirement. I can do splits and I can do things with my legs.”
Minka: “I remember in Hawaii, when I was working at a club, I was with Tawny Peaks. We were walking down the street, and we were wearing tiny bikinis, and a guy was driving a moped. And he hit into a pole and got knocked out!”
Annette Christianson: “My favorite time modeling was in Portugal. Lorna Morgan, Kerry Marie and other girls were there. We all stayed in the same house. It was like a holiday.”
Delotta Brown: “I’m double-jointed in the hips. I can roll back and I can straddle. It’s very helpful when I’m fucking.”
Minka lives in Vegas but Miami Beach suits her too.
On Tiger Woods: “Look at Tiger Woods! It doesn’t matter how much money a man has, his brain is not up HERE. A man’s brain is down THERE. ”
On competitive tennis: “Last year when I was at the National Games in tennis, the other girls were saying, ‘You are a porn star. How can you play tennis?’ I said, ‘Don’t worry. I’ll kick your ass!’ And in the final game, they looked at me like they thought they were better than me, and I said, ‘You look at my boobs. You wish you had my boobs. Now I’m going to kick your ass!’ And I killed them all.”
On women in public: “Women are laughing all the time, but men love it. It doesn’t matter how old they are. The women say, ‘Oooooh, that’s disgusting.’ But I say, ‘You wish you had this.’ The men love it. What women think, I don’t care.”
This Monday, check out Minka’s SCORE interview and Miami photos. Maximum Minka on DVD is currently #14 at the eBoobStore and on the Most Watched list at SCOREOnDemand. She really can kick some ass.
Renee is so hot we need to use fireproof bedsheets.
If you’ve seen Renee Ross’s SCORELAND super-special “Wham! Bam! Thank You M’am!”, you’ll love this weekend’s video and pictorial, “Lust Weekend.” One of my favorite specials, I loved “Wham! Bam! Thank You M’am!” Renee is one of the hottest girls in V-Mag history. I love her beautiful face, dirty-talking mouth, 40J-cups and her plush body. Renee in Lust Weekend is, in one word, sensational. In two words, fuckin’ sensational. The sight of Renee’s tits bouncing back in her own face as she slides up and down the man-pole must be seen to be believed. What could be better than a Saturday with Renee?
Award-winning super-busty exotic dancer Stephanie Stalls was a blonde the first time she visited SCORE. She’s now a brunette and doing her first XXX hardcore for SCORE. It took a while, but it was worth it. Her first video, “Boobcore,” opens today at SCOREVideos.com. Stephanie is a horny girl who knows what she likes and what she wants, and she’s no shy wallflower when it comes to telling this technician from Rent-A-Dick what to do to her: “Massage my pussy!” “Fuck those titties!” “Fuck my pussy!” We should all be so lucky. Those Southern girls. They’re sweet, reserved and polite outside, but get ’em next to a bed and they transform into high-speed sexpress trains.
With Stephanie’s new hair color, I kept thinking how much she and Angel Gee resemble each other. According to our Model Directory, Stephanie is 40-26-36, 34F, 5’2″ and 124 lbs while Angel is 42-28-38, 36F, 5′ and 124 lbs. Stephanie was born in Memphis, Tennessee. Angel was living near Memphis before she moved to New Hampshire. Maybe they were separated at birth. They both have hyper-sex drives and huge gazongas, for sure.
