In Part 4 of our chit and chat with Sophie Mae (who just celebrated her birthday yesterday), we come to what everyone, especially Stefan, has been waiting for, and I don’t have to tell you what that is. Belly dancing teacher Sophie also demonstrates her wonderful belly and hip control. I wanted to reach out and stick a few bills in Sophie’s shorts while downing shots of ouzo. Her waist-to-hips ratio really adds up to the right numbers. I’d love to see Sophie play with one of those Shake Weight dumbbells. Play on! Thanks, Sophie!
Late 2010 going into 2011 has been a truly bountiful season for the latest model of Curvettes on XLGirls.com. Ample front ends. Well-padded seats. Plush bumpers. High-beamed headlights. Plush interiors. Lavish bodywork. Lots of leg room. Plenty of pick-up and many of them go from 0 to 60 with no hesitation. A beautiful ride. Feast your eyes and keep on your eyes on these Curvettes in the months ahead. They’re already in the winners circle. Analee Sands is 38F. Brandie Moore is 36G. Brianna Falcone is 44DDD. Charlie Cooper is 38G. Chloe Stevens is 46H. Daniella Grey is 36I. Julia Juggs is 40DDDD. Kendra Grace is 40FF. Lilli Blue is 38FF. Lisa Canon is 34G. Porsche Dali is 42GG. Sadie Berry is 42 J. Twilight Starr is 38G. Add these numbers up and you get sweater-meat paradise, my friends. I give thanks for this new boob bonanza. Twenty years ago, you couldn’t find more than a tiny handful of girls built like this modeling in mags and on video. Today, there’s a much more liberated attitude in the air and many more are proud to strut their stuff who would have never strutted their stuff before. Our cameramen are standing by and ready for even more new Curvettes to debut in 2011.
Now available on SCOREonDemand, My Big Plump Wedding. Samantha is going to get married. Will her horny bridesmaids make it easy for her or will they stress her out even more with their antics? Will Samantha turn into a raging bride-zilla? Will the wedding go smoothly in spite of it all? A topshelf cast makes this XLGirls release a big-tit hit.
Can Samantha survive her bridesmaids' overactive sex drives?
Dors Feline lands on SCORELAND this Sunday in her first video, and as Dave and Maria have said, this moment is long overdue. Way, way overdue. We met the massively stacked (34KK) Dors at the SCORE building last year and gave her and her entourage the guided tour but couldn’t photograph her because of U.S. restrictions regarding shooting foreign-born models on U.S. soil. That drove us crazy. It was torture. It was also a test in keeping the faith.
The Big Show finally happened a few weeks ago, in Germany, of all places, not in Dors’ home country, England, which proves yet again the lengths we go to make things happen. This time, the cards were stacked in everybody’s favor. Thank you, Dors Feline. I keep visualizing Dors meeting Jenna Valentine. They seem like they would be kitten cousins.
Also this weekend, SCORE newcomer/MILF Ingrid Swenson kicks off her debut with a bare-it-all interview and then takes a spin on a stunt cock in a second vid. Ingrid’s a Miami Beach resident, one of the hot chicks who fits in well with the South Florida lifestyle of bikinis, boobies and beaches. This is what America needs more of. Not doctors, engineers and salesmen, just stacked babes. Correction: doctors, engineers and salesmen are okay to move here as long as they’re also stacked babes. Thank you, Ingrid Swenson.
Elaina Gregory. Army veteran. Homemaker. Super-duper new arrival from planet Hooter. Today, her first SCORELAND photo shoot. Sunday, a big-boobed naked video and interview. Along with Shione Cooper’s return appearance tomorrow, a great weekend is on deck.
Sez Elaina in her chat: “I was doing a car wash for a non-profit organization and I was in a bikini top and little shorts and holding up a sign, flagging down cars, and this guy wasn’t watching where he was going and he totaled his car.” Well, that doesn’t surprise me at all. I’d have expected a multi-car pile-up. Elaina’s got on the tiny bikini top and the little shorts thingie in her pictorial. No car wash but she’s got OIL! And lots of titty skin to rub it into.
2010’s been a great year for new Voluptuous discoveries. Elaina’s making it a greater year.
Renee Ross has two big jugs and she’s proud of them.
Screw the turkey. Figuratively speaking, that is. The only three things that really count on a holiday weekend are babes, boobs and brew. And when all three are combined, you are treated to the vision of Renee Ross dressed in a beer-maid outfit from the Oktoberfest school of brew serving. I’ve seen those waitresses slinging seven steins at once, but we didn’t want to wear Renee out, and besides, Renee needed two free hands to peel off and play with herself. If only more tap-yankers looked and acted like Renee, and had kegs like hers, our lives would be so much easier. There are 78 more photos of Renee in “Boobfest” posted on SCORELAND. Bottoms up!
There are a lot of other boob tricks Carol Brown can do.
“I would describe myself as a sex starved woman who loves to have sex three times a day with my husband if he is up for it,” Carol told us from her home in England. “I also masturbate most days. My friends have sex about once a week, but that just would not be enough for me. I have always loved sex but as I have gotten older, my orgasms are more intense.”
Carol is a woman who likes to have fun with her body and fun in bed. Maybe her friends have dwindling sex drives as they’ve gotten older but not Carol. I remember Carol well from the ’90s, when she was in V-Mag often and eventually won 1998 Model of the Year. (Carol was one of the first contest winners.) While most of her Voluptuous peers from those years have moved on, like Rhonda Baxter, Lisa Miller and Sammie Black, Carol still shows her bod for the camera when she feels like it, and she comes up with some pretty randy positions. See over one hundred photos from this set on SCORELAND posted on Monday.
The elections may be over in the States but not the erections, and all our votes went to our great boobernatorial candidate, Arianna Sinn. She promises a lot and she delivers. We celebrate with a new DVD now at the eBoobStore.com, simply titled Busty Arianna. Packed with the awesomely ripe wonderfulness that is Arianna, Romanian G-Bomb. Play the trailer and read the detailed disc description at the Store, then get your copy today. Whoever said “less is more” never made videos with big-boobed, great-looking girls. Arianna is ready, eager and hot to be an international SCORE superstar, and this is her breakout DVD. She is a real sweetheart and every SCORE and V-Girl who spends time with her will agree. And her voice alone is hypnotic.
Oh, did we fail to mention that we have some new tits for you? 🙂
Gentlemen, feel free to send a warm and stiff cock salute to Elaina Gregory, a five-foot-tall brunette cutie from Arizona whose breasts will WOW! you.
(She is five-feet-tall and her tits ARE HUGE!)
Elaina told us that photography is her favorite hobby and she likes to wear crotchless panties…which is always a WIN! in our book.
We caught up with Elaina in the SCORELAND dressing room and found out some interesting things about this 27-year-old newcomer.
For starters, she really enjoyed posing for our photographers. And this hottie was, once upon a time, a soldier in the army. (We’d like to do some hand-to-hand combat with her…knowhaddamean?)
Look out for some more getting-to-know-you videos from this newcomer. Elaina’s first video goes lives on SCOREVideos.com today! On Tuesday and Wednesday, her first photo shoot and second video goes live on XLGirls.com. If you’re in the SCORELAND Loyalty program, you probably have a pass to those sites.
Big girls stripping at the club. That sounds like a good time to me.
I just finished watching the skinematic masturbatepiece, Big Girl Strip Club at my desk and I have to give it two very enthusiastic thumbs up.
(Yes, I get to sit at my desk and watch porno at work. This is my job. Be jealous. No, really…be jealous.)
I highly recommend this movie for a few reasons:
There are thick and curvy, big-titted and horny women in this movie. They are dancing around and ripping their clothes off. It’s entertaining for your eyes, but mostly, for your penis.
There are thick and curvy, big-titted and horny women in this movie. They fuck and suck a bunch of dudes in the Champagne Room of a strip club. So this movie is based on REALITY.
There are thick and curvy, big-titted and horny women in this movie. Some of them get fucked in the ass and they like it. We think women should be more into anal. This is proof that some are.
There are thick and curvy, big-titted and horny women in this movie. Yes. There are thick and curvy, big-titted and horny women in this movie.
The movie stars five thick and juicy ladies; Charlie Cooper, Daniella Gey, Julia Juggs, Sadie Berry and Alix Lakehurst. They dance. They grind on cocks during crazy lapdances. They suck and fuck said cocks. And they manage to makeout with one another and roll around in baby oil, too.
Now, I don’t know about you, but I love the strip club. Everything that goes down at the strip club is full of FUCK YES! It’s like Disney, but for horny people and hey, there ain’t nothing wrong with that!
While we were filming this cockbuster of a film, our resident pervert, eh, editor, Dave, went into the dressing room and chatted up the five stars while they changed in and out of wardrobe and got ready for their scenes. (Just like Dave…always where the naked tits are!) You can check out his video of it below and when you are done, head on over to the eBoobStore and check out a preview of this flick. You will be happy you did.
