Miosotis has THE BIGGEST whoppers of all time and I love them.
I’ve had Renee Ross’s whoppers in my hands.
By now, the fact that I stare at tits all day for a living should be a commonly known fact.
I know, I know…my job is sooo difficult.
But even after looking at tits after tits after tits all the live-long day, there are still days when I am taken aback and impressed by humongous breasts.
Because sometimes the sheer size and weight of of huge tits is completely impressive.
When that happens, when a SCORELAND babe has tits that are so big that I am forced to stop and sort of let out a low whistle that says, “Now THAT’S impressive…” I call those tits “whoppers.”
Not every SCORELAND babe has whoppers, and that is okay.
But when they do, it is okay and kind of sort of FUCKING AMAZING!
I mean, I have a large rack, but I definitely don’t have whoppers. Whoppers are the stuff of miracles.
So who are some of the ladies who have whoppers?
Well, for starters, German newcomer Emilia Boshe has an amazing set of whoppers. Hers are large and hang just so and are just the right amount of veiny.
Renee Ross also has a great set of whoppers. And not to brag or anything…okay, I am totally bragging…I have had her whoppers in my hands and man, oh, man did they weigh a lot.
I’ve been THISCLOSE to Minka’s whoppers. Don’t believe me? Here’s a pic to prove it. (And just so you know…Minka’s hand was totally on my ass in that pic. I swear it.)
I’ve even had a pair of whoppers on my head!
Yup, its true. When Cassidi Jai came to our studios, she put her HHH-tits on my head! (And yes, I have a video to prove that, too.)
But who has the biggest, most-impressive whoppers I’ve ever seen?
Miosotis, of course. In fact, Miosotis might actually mean “whoppers.”
Every time I see her tits, I am shocked and awed. It’s like in the line for big tits, she got an extra helping…maybe even two.
Her tits are so impressive that I find it hard to concentrate. They’re mesmerizing.
Will there ever be another whoppered one like Miosotis? I cannot say for sure…but I will say that I hope and wish for it every day.
As I blogged earlier in the week, Micky Bells and Natalie Fiore meet in a cabana at SCORELAND this weekend. I’m posting this shot because it captures the adoration and admiration of one big-boobed girl for the tits of another big-boobed girl. The look of joy on Natalie’s face as she feels the size and pliable softness of Micky’s huge breast is beyond priceless. I’m convinced that girls who love tits suck the nipples of other girls better than most guys. They love to suck and be sucked when they get the chance.
That got me to thinking about other busty babes on SCORELAND who share the sheer love of big tits, so I put on my climbing boots and took a trek through the mountains of the SCORE nation. There are too many to list, so here’s just a handful of what I could bring back as souvenirs.
Sierra and Autumn have their hands full.
Autumn-Jade and Sierra. Not the first interracial girl-girl (I think that title goes to Barocca and Brittany Andrews on Boob Cruise ’97), this pair-off teamed one of the hottest black porn stars with Alabama’s bustiest GND. We had Sierra play photographer and Autumn play the model. I’ve met pretty female photographers before but none ever built like Sierra.
Do busty girls suck the best because they know best what they like done to their tits?
Brandy Talore and Angela White. Angela once said that she wanted to be a Hooters Girl when they opened their first Australian branch. Hooters’ loss was our gain. Brandy had become a hardcore porn star by the time she hooked up with Angela for this hot motel room session. Angela was years away from doing guys on-camera. I love the hands-free, hard suck that Brandy does in this shot and how they’re absorbed in this.
Christy Marks and Angela White. Angela again because this merger with Christy on Eleuthera Island is a winner. They became instant BBFs (Busty Breast Friends) the second they met. It’s difficult to tell who was the more aggressive of the two, the more boob-besotted. It looked like a draw to me. Either way, Christy and Angela both looked very satisfied and happy at the end.
Angela sucks tits better than most men.
Summer Sinn and Cindy Cupps. Even though Summer and Cindy took very different paths, the one time they got their boob on is one of my favorites.
I was going to use a great photo of Cindy sucking Summer’s left nipple in their hotel room after they met on the beach. But then if you had been on the beach yourself that day, this is how you would have seen them. This is when your brain starts to overheat with anticipation and the expectations of what’s possible. Mainly a solo model, Cindy had a kinky glint in her eyes in this and in her two other girl-girl scenes with Crystal Gunns and Kandi Cox. I’ll be spending more time this weekend looking back at more big-titted tit-lovers who pump me up.
Once you start, you can’t stop.
What would you do? Offer to put lotion on them? Ask them to play Frisbee?
July '12 Voluptuous magazine: get it in print or in digital.
Here is a pairing of two future legends in the new July ’12 issue of Voluptuous magazine.
I think of the great V-mag duos over the years such as:
Linsey and Chloe
Jessica Turner and Lorna Morgan
Kerry Marie and Cassandra
Cherry Brady and Brandy Talore
Autumn-Jade and Sierra
Annie Swanson and Lilith
Sammy Black and Jenny Hill
Kelly Kay and Bozena
This one-on-one of Natalie and Micky belongs in that league of all-stars.
And featured in this edition:
Anastasia Blake
Angel DeLuca
Ashley Sage Ellison
Elaina Gregory
Melonie Max
Nancy Navarro
Reina Lee
Sonja Haze
"If I notice that I’m getting attention from the neck down, I might bounce a little extra when I walk or pull my shirt down a little bit more," Zeta Verrone said. She's back at XLGirls for round two.
Zeta Verrone is a model wife.
She’s also a wife who models!
Zeta Verrone returns to XLGirls.com for round two in a fresh scene that’s really wham-bam. She’s very assertive and hands-on.
Zeta is the wife of a TSG fan who encouraged her to model. “It started with my husband,” she said. “He asked if we could sell shots of my boobs because he really likes them. So he did all the research and it just went from there, and I got into it. He really likes girls built like me, and as I’m getting into modeling, I’m finding there are a lot of guys out there that like curvier girls.”
Instead of buying her photos, we invited Zeta here. She accepted.
I like Zeta’s style and everything else about her. It goes to show that even with the increasing range and power of the Internet, many voluptuous, big-boobed girls don’t know that the tit-man cult (what I started calling The Boob Brotherhood years back) exists. It seems hard to believe yet it’s true. And without husbands or boyfriends who are tit-men, they’d never know that XLGirls or SCORELAND exist.
Maybe highway billboards are the answer. If they would be accepted by the Department of Transportation.
Zeta’s new scene goes hot today and Friday at XLGirls.com.
Thanks, Zeta!
Got a hot wife? A new air conditioner is not the only thing to check out.
Meet Betty Blac, a sexy, fun-loving babe from Oakland, California who surprised us by saying, “I dated women only until I was 28. I started dating men when I lived in Australia, and since then I have dated mostly men. I still love women, but my attraction to men is stronger and I love cock.” Let’s be grateful for the switch-over. Miss Blac’s face-smothering 36K tits are true works of art. I’d rather see them hanging at the XLGirls’ studio than in a museum. One photo of Miss Blac’s boobs is worth more than all of Pablo Picasso’s crappy paintings.
All bow to Renee Ross
Renee Ross has again won Voluptuous magazine’s Model of the Year title. The June 2012 issue is Renee’s second awards edition cover (now at your favorite newsstand) and her fourth V-mag cover. Leanne Crow won Newcomer of the Year, something I expected to happen, and Kristina Milan won Plumper of the Year. “I voted for Renee,” R.D. emailed. “There were many worthy rivals up against Renee, as usual, but when it came time to send in my ballot, I entered her name automatically. I will probably do that again if she is in it next year.” Congrats to the winners!
Shyla Shy; knocked-up and horny
Was there some kind of fertility spell cast on the girls of Mamazon The Movie? First, Kali West got pregnant and came back to SCORELAND with a baby bump. Then Shyla Shy called to report that she was over seven months knocked-up, so we did the respectable thing and quickly invited her over for a new pole-vaulting event. See it right now. Shyla’s boobs are heavier than ever. The Florida local is a very quiet girl on or off camera, but it’s those quiet ones you really gotta watch. So far, no pregnancy reports have come in from Shyla and Kali’s Mamazon co-stars Alia Janine, Daylene Rio, Alexis Silver and Rachel Love. Still, I wonder.
Pressure-raising vixens not satisfied with the routine life of the 9 to 5 grind, they reject society’s repression of their sexhibitonistic natures and bare their savory bods for the Boob Brotherhood with the single-minded goal of mutual satisfaction.
New at SCORELAND, nymphalicious titillator Daylene Rio, fresh from her bed-breaking brawl with Sara Jay in a thunderous three-way, applies her tender touch in a monkey-spanking-new Tits, Tugs & Tongue, powered even more by her fresh mouth and extensive dirty vocabulary. By the end, her chest is totally coated. And you thought only banks handled big deposits. By the way, notice anything different about Daylene?
On Sunday, recent arrival Alex Chance struts her stuff in a sexy peel-down from the pages of the March ’12 V-mag. A hot young chick who switched from cocktail shaking as a bartender to the shaking of her natural 36DDDs, Alex brings her GND coed looks to our campus of curvalicous cuties.
Chance favors the bold.
On the subject of curvy cleavage couriers, none are more drooled upon, literally and figuratively, than Angela White and Maggie Green, meeting for the first time in pair-adise. They speak in tongues, extremely wet tongues, and no holes are barred, just bared. Will they ever meet again? We don’t know. Just enjoy them while you have them. As James Bond once said, “I must be dreaming.” I may be a colonel of corn but it seems like only yesterday that Dave and I, slack-jawed and breastnotized, were watching Angela proudly show off her body-hugging Dicky dress in a 2003 interview. Angela was a cherubic 18-year-old coed fresh off the jet from Australia, and her dream was to be a SCORE and V-mag model. I still can’t believe it’s going to be nine years ago this June.
The colors of SCORE: White & Green
Look out for girls named Delilah
Over at XLGirls.com, today brings the long awaited arrival of Delilah Black, bringing her pettable pillows to the party and not dodging the splashback of her faceless human geyser in a P.O.V. dream hook-up that’ll be guaranteed to motivate tit-men to try to get a spot in Delilah’s date book. Wow, is she a hottie, and what a pretty face, too!
Plus at SCOREVideos.com, desirable debutante sex-kitten Reina Lee further hones her purr-suasive talents at male pattern nut-busting with a second steam-driven session of 100% pole-verizing jiggle-sex. The decision is in. The court of cum-extraction affirms Reina’s conviction at cock-worshiping and agrees with her oral argument. Hopefully, more visual evidence of exotic Reina’s corpus delicious will be presented to the judge’s bench in the near future. Court adjourned.
According to the latest weather report, it’s supposed to snow today in the northeast United States. The forecast calls for rain mixed with snow in the mid-Atlantic. In the midwest, highs in the 20s and 30s. In the west, rain and snow showers. So, although this winter has been a lot milder than previous ones, spring and summer are not exactly just around the corner. You need something to brighten your day. You need a dose of one of the greatest big-boob bikini babes ever, the great Angelique.
A streaming version of Angelique’s scene from Busty Dildo Lovers 2 goes live today at SCOREVideos.com. In it, the great Brazilian beauty destroys a tight sweater, oils up her mega-tits and uses a huge dildo on her pussy. That oughta keep you warm!
And, well, because I try to be a nice guy, and because Angelique makes me think about bikinis, here are three shots from three of my favorite Angelique bikini photo shoots. Enjoy.
Beshine: A living Duncan Gutteridge Fantasy SCORE painting.
Even if Beshine didn’t have those massive mega-boobs, even if she had double-Ds, I’d still have hot nuts for her.
She has a very pretty face, and I love her slim bod, tiny waist, sleek legs and trim butt. I’ll bet you could bounce a quarter off those ass cheeks.
Beshine’s fantasy tits make her a woman who has virtually stepped out of an Otis Sweat painting. A true Tit-an. She must get asked to slow-dance a lot.
Beshine’s had to adapt her life radically to living with a chest that huge, a task she’s handled very well. Activities like driving, exercising and household chores can’t be done the same way anymore. But she loves her breasts and how they look.
She keeps in trim shape. “Every day I do cardio and workouts for my back,” Beshine told us in an interview. “I use an eliptical machine where you can use your arms and legs, but Ionly use my legs because my boobs get in the way.”
We’re posting a bathroom photo set today at SCORELAND with Beshine starting off in exactly what I love seeing big-boobed women wear before she steps into the tub.
Slugworth mentioned in yesterday’s Blog about jacking in an MRI machine that if Cherry Brady or Renee Ross were there in nurses’ uniforms, he would make an effort.
Agreed, although we’d all rather be jacked than jack in that situation.
Nurses may be angels of mercy, but then there are some bad nurses out there, too. Really bad.
Not bad as in badly trained. Bad as in bad.
Presented to the court as evidence is this quartet of now-legendary bad nurses, responsible for more health crises than for alleviating them.
In their defense, this group is good at reducing the swelling…after they cause it.
Denise Derringer as the bad-ass nurse from Busty Dildo Lovers #5.
Cindy Cupps from the November ’07 SCORE. What does a nurse need a riding crop for?
Sarah Sunshine from Tits & Tugs #6, one of the hottest nurse scenes I’ve ever seen because of Sarah’s dirty talking.
Kianna Dior from BigBoobsPOV.com extracting semen samples in a non-prescribed technique.
A couple of years ago, a SCORELAND poll asked who your favorite fantasy girls are. A healthy 33% voted for the sexy nurse. But 47% voted for the sexy teacher. My own vote goes to the sexy nurse. In how many professions is there actual touching?
