How to describe breasts in a chat room
I’m going to give you a handy boob guide to chat shorthand. This’ll help speed things up the next time you’re instant messenging a busty friend.
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(*)(*) high nipple breasts
(@)(@) big aerolae
(o) (o) A-cups
(O)(O) DD-cups
(U)(U) No bra
(•)(•) Bullet bra
(Ü) (Ü) German Tits
(à) (à) French Tits
(oYo) A push-up bra
(%)(o) Extra nipple
(o)(O) One boob bigger than the other
(Q)(Q) pierced nipples
(p)(p) breasts with hanging tassels
\o/\o/ Grandma’s breasts
( – )( – ) flat-against-the-shower-door breasts