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Why do TV weather girls have big tits and dress hot?

April 3, 2010 by Dave

I don’t know what it is about weather girls, but for some reason, they’re almost always sexy, and they almost always have big tits. Not SCORE-sized tits, but big nonetheless. Down here in South Florida, we used to have Jackie Johnson, who moved to a station in California, and the even-bustier Elita Loresca, who also moved to a station in California. Elita’s rack is bigger than Jackie’s, but Jackie shows it off more. Now we have Lissette Gonzalez, a former Miss Florida, on the CBS affiliate. We actually got her from California. She’s not as busty as Jackie or Elita, but she’s thinner, which makes her big, firm (probably fake) boobs look bigger. And she always wears tight dresses and tops and thrusts her chest into the camera. Whenever I see her, a warm front moves in on my crotch. I watch the weather every morning just to see her.

Oh, and I almost forgot Jackie Guerrido from Univision, the Spanish-speaking station. She’s always busting out of super-tight outfits. Worth watching even if you don’t understand a word of Spanish. There are hot Latina weather girls all over the South American and Mexican TV stations, and some of them really put it out there.

Was is it about weather girls? Do they see the weather as a stepping stone to bigger and better things and figure that if they dress hot, they’ll climb the ladder? Or are weather girls just horny by nature (like nurses and massage therapists).

I don’t know. Who’s the hot weather girl in your area? While you ponder that, here’s a clip of SCORE Girl and porn star Holly Halston from SCOREtv episode seven (all of the SCOREtv episodes are archived here on SCORELAND). Compared to some of the stuff I’ve seen weather girls do, what Holly does while giving the weather isn’t far from reality.