36 SCORELAND Girls in 18 sizzling solo and 18 red-hot XXX chapters.
704 minutes total running time.
It will take you half a day to watch this mammathon straight through.
But wait. There’s more. There’s SCORE.
Fresh from the printers comes the February ’12 SCORE with holiday cover honey Venera. Now at your favorite newsstand in a special edition with a DVD or get the magazine itself fast and easy from us at eBoobStore.
Some holiday cheer?
Every time I see a picture or a video of Venera, I’m in awe of her fantastic body, and this layout is no exception. This edition also stars Angela White and Maggie Green in girl-girl smushin’, Micky Bells, Beshine, Africa, Claudia Kealoha, Brittany O’Neil and hot butt-ed sex with Miami princess Angelina Castro. We even included a DVD with complete XXX scenes from the movie Big Tit Tune-up in the newsstand edition, in most areas.
Plus, we go behind the scenes for On Location Puerto Vallarta, kick off Dolly Delight’s bra giveaway contest and announce the winner of Shione Cooper’s bra from our August ’11 issue, Mr. W.F. from Maryland, who wrote: “I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and for featuring beautiful women every month.”
In this photoset from the March '10 V-mag, Janet Jade and Christy Marks take a load all over their tits.
I want to talk about a little topic that causes a big uproar: CUM.
Moreover, the proper placement and disposal of cum.
I often talk to men and women about the topic of swallowing sperm. When I speak to dudes, they almost always say it’s better to cum all over a girl and infinitely better when she swallows.
But when I speak to different models and interview them about the most-intimate details of their sex lives, I always get mixed reviews.
When you have big boobs, there will always be some dude who wants to spray his baby batter all over your bountiful bosom. Big-boobed gals always deal with that. If you let a guy tit-fuck you, he is going to want to paint your rack a whiter shade of goo.
But what about during BJs? Let’s say you don’t take a creamin’ all over your chesticles. Let’s say you take it in your…um, dicksucker. Is is appropo to spit? Is it okay to swallow? Are spitters really quitters?
That is what is on my mind when I chat with ladies about the proper way to dispose of a man’s seed.
Most models tell me that they swallow and it is not a big deal. Some of them tell me that they spit discreetly. (Which I might not really have a handle on. How do you hock up skeet discreetly?) And some of them say that they do not enjoy a man cumming in their mouth at all.
But almost 100% of them say that it really depends on the taste of said spunk. Which pretty much puts the ball in your court, guys. (They also say that cumming in their eyeballs is NOT COOL. It burns. It’s terrible. DO NOT CUM IN WOMEN’S EYES!) Ultimately, whether your spunk is swallow’able is up to you.
The way I see it is that we big-boobed gals lotion up our knockers and wear bras to keep them nice and tight for YOU. So, it’s kind of your responsibility to ensure that your swimmers are savory.
According to GOOGLE and various sources on the Internet, (Yes, my job consists of finding out how to make your cum taste better. lol), men should drink more water, less coffee and avoid junk food. They should also eat more fresh fruits, veggies (but not asparagus) and herbs and should avoid red meat for better-tasting sperm.
After my research, I deduced that spitters are NOT necessarily quitters, they are just girls who have come into a batch of bad cum. My suggestion is that if you want more ladies to guzzle down your man juice, you should make sure it’s fresh and delicious.
Aren’t you glad we had this chat? I know I am. Hopefully this will lead to better-tasting spunk everywhere.
Last week’s Maserati scene (“Maserati Goes For A Juggy Joy Ride”) once again proved that this huge-chested newcomer has what it takes to zoom to the top of the big-boobed world.
Your comments included: “This girl is a real find. She has the beauty and body type of Janet Jade, one of my favorites. Love those big, round tits and her great fucking skills!” (spoolhookerone77)
“She is an all-star! Not only is she a total package–round, voluptuous ass, and big, bulbous titties–but she gives one hell of a performance and a proper finish to boot!” (Erotica6)
Maserati leaves guys sprawling and comatose, drained and dry, exhausted and unconscious.
I call this The Maserati Effect.
We aren’t even safe in the boy’s room at SCORE, as this photo demonstrates. Maserati said she’s drawn to guys who ignore her, but passing out cold is going to extremes.
Maserati (December ’11 SCORE) said she only recently learned how to masturbate when a friend bought her a vibrator at a sex-toy party. Now she says she has to cum twice a day and she owns five different buzzin’ buddies.
Who would have guessed?
So now you know what she needs for Xmas. Batteries.
Bailey Santanna getting ass-fucked. Also very jackable.
They say that variety is the spice of life. And it’s not just that some guys like different things. Sometimes, the same person likes different things at different times (or different things at the same time).
For example, today at lunch, one second I was checking out a Latina with a Bootylicious-type butt encased in Spandex workout pants, the next second I was checking out a busty MILF pouring out of her low-cut top.
Perhaps what Larry David said on this week’s Curb Your Enthusiasm is true: “The penis doesn’t care about race, creed and color. The penis wants to get to its homeland. It wants to go home!”
Of course, my penis cares about tits and ass, the bigger the better.
Anyway, before I wander too far off the subject, I’m here to tell you that if you wander over to the members area of SCORELAND today, you can see pictures of Janet Jade absolutely destroying a string bikini. Very jackable.
And if you wander over to XLGirls.com today, you can see Bailey Santanna getting fucked in her big, broad ass while her big, natural tits hang down. Also very jackable.
Busty girl posing solo. Busty girl getting ass-fucked. Two very different pictorials, but they have the same effect. So, today, SCORELAND can be your penis’s homeland. And XLGirls.com can be your penis’s homeland.
No surprise that our "Model of the Decade" is in the Top 5.
Karina is getting a lot of support. Her big, firm tits don't need much support.
Back in October, I told you about the “20 Greatest Naturals” voting going on in SCORE magazine, in which we’re asking readers to choose their favorite naturals of the SCORE years. To recap, in the September 2001 issue of SCORE, we celebrated our “20 Greatest Naturals.” Now, with the 10th anniversary of that issue fast approaching with the September 2011 issue, we’re going to celebrate the “20 Greatest Naturals” once again, this time including every natural who has appeared in SCORE since 1992.
There were 43 models on the official ballot, which was published in the March and April issues. In alphabetical order: Alexis Love, Angela White, Anna Song, Ashley Sage Ellison, Arianna Sinn, Autumn-Jade, Bea Flora, Brandy Talore, Carrie Lynn, Cassandra, Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Danni Ashe, Devon Daniels, Diane Poppos, Faith, Ines Cudna, Inesse, Janet Jade, Joana, Jeannine Oldfield, Jessica Turner, Karina Hart, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Kay, Kerry Marie, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Lisa Phillips, Lorna Morgan, Maggie Green, Melissa Mandlikova, Merilyn Sakova, Miosotis, Nadine Jansen, Natalie Fiore, Nicole Peters, Sammie Black, Sharday, Sophie Mae, Terry Nova, Valory Irene and Via Paxton.
I wonder if Linsey Dawn McKenzie would have won "Model of the Decade" for 1990-1999?
We haven't seen Chloe Vevrier for a long time, but she remains super-popular.
Now, before you start complaining that your favorite isn’t on the ballot, you should know that write-in votes were permitted and encouraged.
Anyway, the ballots have been pouring in (which pleasantly surprises me because filling out a ballot with 20 names, including write-ins, takes some time, effort and knowledge). And, so far, a few things stand out:
1. Counting these ballots is interesting, but it’s a pain in the ass.
2. One model has been named on every ballot except one. EVERY BALLOT. Guess who?
3. Danni Ashe, whose tits definitely are not among the largest naturals ever, is getting a lot of support.
4. The top five vote-getters are (in no particular order) Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Merilyn Sakova and Karina Hart.
5. Judging from some of the write-in votes, some guys can’t tell a natural from an augmented pair of tits.
5. Of the 65 girls who have received votes, only 19 have had full sex on camera.
6. The battle for spots 11-20 in the new “20 Greatest Naturals” is going to be very close.
Anyway, that’s all I have to say about this for now. Gotta go back to counting votes. And if you feel like commenting with your “Top 20,” go right ahead. I’m interested in hearing what you have to say. Just one thing: the girl had to have appeared in SCORE at least once to be eligible. And if you’re wondering about that, check the “Model Directory” in SCORELAND.
The July ’08 issue of SCORE included a special 32-page bonus magazine with 3D layouts of Christy Marks, Janet Jade, Crystal Gunns, Summer Sinn, Kylee Nash and Victoria Lane popping their tits right at ya. Better than Avatar, in my opinion, and no blue tits. It was our only 3D publication ever. If you missed it, we still have a few copies left of the July ’08 issue, or get this 3D magazine free with the purchase of two back issues of any SCORE Group magazines. SCORE 3D glasses are included. Supplies are extremely low, and once they’re gone, that’s it. Visit the eBoobStore.com or call 1-800-421-0760 within the USA and Canada, 305-662-5959 elsewhere.
Watch the commercial Summer and I made that aired during half-time at last year’s Super Bowl. People thought that the Janet Jackson Super Bowl incident was over the top. We showed ’em how to really do it.
Crystal is a former Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year. Is the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame in her future?
The January ’11 issue of SCORE isn’t officially scheduled to go on sale until November 2, but apparently, the issue has already found its way into several readers’ hands. That’s not surprising. Our subscriber fulfillment department mails out issues as soon as they get them, and many retailers don’t wait until the official on-sale date to put the latest mag on the racks (which is why you sometimes see more than one issue of SCORE or Voluptuous for sale at the same time).
Anyway, the reason I know the January ’11 issue is on-sale is that it’s our annual awards issue, and votes for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, 2010 Model of the Year and the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame are already starting to pour in. Voting will start in the members area of SCORELAND sometime in mid-November.
So, since the proverbial cat is already out of the proverbial bag, here are the finalists in each category.
Newcomer of the Year: Alexa, Angelina Castro, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Christiansen, Miosotis, Shione Cooper and Taylor Steele.
Model of the Year: Angel Gee, Annina, Ashley Sage Ellison, Christy Marks, Daphne Rosen, Daylene Rio, Eva Notty, Indianna Jaymes, Janet Jade, Karina Hart, Maggie Green, Merilyn Sakova, Minka, Morgan Leigh and Natalie Fiore.
Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Autumn-Jade, Casey James, Cindy Cupps, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Diane Poppos, Inesse, Julia Miles and Nicole Peters.
FYI, a model must have appeared in SCORE during the 2010 publishing year to be eligible for the Newcomer and Model awards. A model must have retired to be eligible for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. So, yes, that’s the bad news regarding Nicole Peters and Crystal Gunns.
One more FYI: Eagle-eyed boob men will realize that Angelina Castro debuted in 2009 and is somehow eligible for 2010 Newcomer of the Year. That’s because the difference between Angelina now (super-sized) and Angelina then is so drastic, by all intents and purposes, she’s a newcomer.
There are many benefits to busty girls sucking or licking lollipops or popsicles. The greatest benefit is to me, of course, but this blog is not about me. The fact is, pop sucking helps stimulate the immune system, a great benefit to a girl’s tits. You see, sucking lollipops stimulates the production of saliva, a substance that protects teeth from decay, adjusts the mouth’s acidity levels and keeps harmful bacteria from growing. Sucking also increases the flow of oxygen. More oxygen intake means a better immune system and a stronger metabolism. All of this means a healthier chest and tits.
If more girls imitated Brandy, this would be a better world.
Psychologically, when a big-boobed girl sucks on a lollipop, occasionally taking it out of her mouth to lick her lips, her levels of mental and physical tension automatically decrease. Stress affects all girls. Some girls reach for a cigarette to lower this stress. No good. Others wipe out an entire chocolate cake in one sitting. Not good either. Some bite their fingernails. Nah. Messy. Yech.
Popsicles are an okay alternative to lollipops.
Sucking on a lollipop can relieve the stress and anxiety of modern life while providing a health kick to the day. If more large-chested girls would suck on lollipops, they would feel less nervous and stressed out. So I urge all busty women to stock up on the pops and keep them handy.
When I was a hippie, I used to hand out single flowers to the larger-breasted women I’d see. Now I often hand out lollipops to them instead and try to explain the benefits of sucking them. Yes, I’ve had a few issues with mall security, but that’s a small price to pay. Yes, lollipops hurt more than flowers when a girl throws one at you, especially when you get nailed in the eye, but again, if even one buxom girl will pick up the lollipop-sucking habit, my work is done.
