Tag Archive: Janne Hollan

These boots are made for gawking: Janne Hollan’s kinky boots.

April 6, 2013 by Elliot James

Janne's kinky boots.

Look at those classic lines. The contours and curves that won’t end. That chassis. Those state-of-the-art bumpers. Those huge headlights. Who would not want to take chesty blonde Janne Hollan out for a test drive in the country?

The super-voluptuous covergirl of the October ’12 V-mag is a customer service rep for a car company in Prague. Yes, a part-time model with a full-time job. I love that.

Nicole's kinky boots.

I would bet a bunch of Euros that Miss Hollan can sell any car she wants to any customer she approaches. Who would have the will power to say no? Just sign.

Janne, her lush, creamy body and her kinky black boots are at SCORELAND today.

We don’t shoot many pictorials of models wearing boots like this. It reminds me of a lengthy letter a reader sent in once about Nicole Peters. He loved seeing the girls in thigh-high boots and raved about a shot of Nicole in long, black boots.

 

 

Janne’s rockets add weight to the Czech Republic’s missile race

October 27, 2012 by Elliot James

 

Janne's in October '12 V-mag.

October ’12 Voluptuous covergirl Janne Hollan is back  for a bra and stocking stuffer with a creamy finish.

Miss Hollan is another Eastern European babe with a curvy body and tits that take control and won’t let go.

I need to do a count one day and see which nation stacks up the best in the naturals missile race at SCORELAND. It’s either going to be the Czech Republic or Great Britain, the way I see it. I’m ashamed that the USA lags behind. Yeah, we’ve had Melissa Manning, Roxi Red, Jasmine Shiraz, Anjii Ross , Melissa Reed and Sadie Blooms among the recent American newcomers, but that’s not enough to defeat the European juggernaut. More American girls need to step up to the plate and contact SCOREModelsWanted.com.

Janne  has a day job in Prague, Czech Republic as a customer service agent for a car company, but I’ll bet she thinks about modeling during office hours. I’ll also bet she wears low-cut blouses at work.

“I love big cars and big trucks,” says Janne, apparently no Smart car fan. “My dream car is a Hummer.” Janne should move to America and bring her missiles with her because those old, narrow Prague streets have no room for Hummers.

Well, I can dream.

 

And at SCOREVideos.com, Jolie Rain is back in an all-new XXX scene. Where’s Jolie been? Well, for starters, in Iraq serving in the army! And now the redhaired vixen brings her rack back for a tit attack! Coming soon to the Blog for a video chat and coming to SCORELAND for a hot bouncing shaggeroo!

Jolie Rain: The Redhead With A Rack Is Back at SCOREVideos.com.

V-Girls Next Door

October 18, 2012 by Elliot James

Michelle Bond in V-Girls Next Door

I was never fortunate enough to actually live next door to a girl-next-door who could have been a V-Girl-next-door. Now that I think about it, I was never fortunate enough to live next door to an exotic dancer or a porn star, either. I was a deprived youth, one of the 47-percenters who thought he was entitled to live next door to a girl-next-door. Someone has to live next door to these mythical beings called girls-next-door, but it was never me. But let’s not talk about me. Let’s talk about them.

Because it’s all about them.

The girl-next-door, or GND as I call them. What are her qualities? It depends on what your definition is, and that’s different for every guy.

She’s good-natured. Wholesome-looking. Pretty. Has a down-to-earth personality. Goes easy on the make-up. Friendly. Smiles a lot. Straightfoward and honest. Great physical sex appeal. Doesn’t look blinged out and bleary eyed from clubbing all night. Doesn’t use dirty words when she speaks except (maybe) when she’s fucking. Dresses casually, often in tank tops and shorts. Not impressed by status or money. Doesn’t have two-dozen tattoos on her back and limbs. She might have a tongue or navel piercing or both since this ain’t 1965 anymore. And–do I need to mention this?–she has big, usually natural, tits.

Which leads me to the girls in our latest DVD V-Girls Next Door. My fellow peeps who worked on this DVD picked the right covergirl in the right photo. Michelle Bond is the prototype for New Millenium British girls-next-door.

Including Michelle, there are a dozen V-Girls in this two-disc set that runs over three hours.

And no hinky guys in sight.

Play the trailer in eBoobStore and see what I mean.

Girls you want to live next to.

 

 

SCORE Girls go Rack to School in the November issue

August 26, 2012 by Elliot James

Get yours now.

It’s the time of the season that every boob man waits for.

Time for sexy and well-built coeds to go back to class.

Bouncing from class to class with their book bags.

Sitting in the front row to get their professor’s attention.

Time for teacher’s dirty looks.

Sucking milk through a straw during their lunch breaks.

Cheerleader practice.

Locker room showers.

Taking a few minutes to catch some sun.

Raising money with group car washes.

And other scholarly activities.

The theme of the November ’12 SCORE is the big-chested, great-looking coed.

 

 

 

 

Representing this semester’s student body:

Hitomi
Ivy Darmon
Christy Marks
Kali West
Karina Hart
Kaytee Carter
Valory Irene

Plus
Brandy Dean
Janne Hollan
Minka
Siri

Now at your favorite news rack or visit The SCORE Store at eBoobStore.com.

The digital version of this issue also has embedded videos of Valory, Siri, Minka and Janne.

Sharpen your pencils.

 

Get your hands on the October ’12 SCORE and Voluptuous magazines

July 26, 2012 by Elliot James

Now in stores. Get yours.

Now at your favorite emporium of fine men’s publications: the October ’12 SCORE magazine.

That’s the lovely Shione Cooper as this month’s covergirl. She’s the kind of  bouncing Czech everyone likes.

And featuring:
Angel Gee
Camille Morgan
Elizabeth Starr
Goldie Ray
Jasmine Shiraz
Krissy Rose
Maggie Green
Melissa Mandlikova
Paola Rios

The new DVD at eBoobStore.com.

Plus a six-page DVD Preview of SCORE Threesomes starring:

Amber Bach
Brittany O’Neil
Carmen Hayes
Christy Marks
Eva Notty
Daylene Rio
Karen Fisher
Kelly Christiansen
Sara Jay
Sarah Satori

 

 

Now at your favorite mag shop.

Have you picked up your copy of the October ’12 Voluptuous?

Another winner with Janne Hollan as this issue’s covergirl. That’s two bouncing Czechs this month alone! I fear America is losing the International Boobs Race to this small but top-heavy nation. And they make great beer, too.

This edition features:
Goldie Ray
Lady Spyce
Laurella
Lexi Summers
Nancy Navarro
Natasha Dulce
Siri
Taylor Steele

You can also get your copy at eBoobStore.com, along with the highly coveted digital versions.

Janne Hollan: Breastfully clean!

July 17, 2012 by Elliot James

Janne Hollan will now demonstrate the proper way a busty young lady should shower.

That is, by letting our cameras tag along into the bathroom with her!

Just the first few minutes of Janne looking at her deep cleavage in the mirror knocked me back for a loop.

Then she unleashes her tits!

I love shower videos, and I like how Jose the videographer got close-up.

Dripping wet tits are so…wet.

Starts today at SCORELAND!

New nudes is good nudes, and upcoming birthdays at SCORELAND

April 20, 2012 by Elliot James

Emilia Boshe, now at SCORELAND.

A SCORE photo team just trekked from Miami to Berlin (Germany, not Maryland) specifically for two special models.

Janne Hollan, Czech mate.

Extraordinary models who can’t be photographed within the United States, so, as we had many times before, we went to the models.

One girl is a Czech lovely named Janne Hollan.

The other is a busty German lady named Emilia Boshe.

Janne works for a car company, but her real calling is the cleavage camera.

Emilia has been web-camming the past few years and has made a name for herself. She’ll be in the all-naturals September ’12 SCORE.

Both of them are great. Their pictorials and videos at SCORELAND are a tit-man’s joy. Boobs to sink into. I believe you’ll agree.

This upcoming week in birthdays is a mix of past and present, retired and active. Whatever they’re up to, may they have a blast. Is there anyone more Vegas than Summer?

Dixie Cupps born April 21.

Summer Sinn born April 23.

Ava Lustra born April 25.

Trish Bailey born April 25.

Charlee Chase born April 26.