Tag Archive: Jenna

More science of Boobonics or advanced Breastology 202

November 17, 2011 by Elliot James
Can SCORE Model of the Year Eva cum from nipple play?

Can 2010 SCORE Model of the Year Eva Notty cum from nipple play?

The belief that women can reach orgasm by breast stimulation alone is proposed by sexologists Marshall Miller and Dorian Solot, authors of I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. Their studies indicate that 1% of women report the ability to achieve the Big O through manual stimulation of their breasts. That’s a tiny percentage. I’ve read elsewhere that it’s 2%, not much of an increase.

Female Blog readers, feel free to chime in on this. Have you had an orgasm through breast and nipple arousal alone, either by fingers, a vibrator or a breast pump?

A study published in the Annals of Plastic Surgery that examined the breasts of approximately 600 women provided statistical evidence that the left breast is bigger than the right, proving that it’s totally normal for a woman’s boobs to be unequal in size. It‘s an old wives tale that if a woman‘s left breast is bigger than the right during pregnancy, she’s having a girl, and if the right is bigger, the baby will be a boy. Thanks to the Internet, those old wives have made a big contribution to misinformation.

Shyla's right boob is bigger than her left.

Shyla's right boob is bigger than her left.

Mating was so much easier generations ago. That's Rachel Love from Mamazon.

Mating was so much easier generations ago. That's Rachel Love from Mamazon.

Evolutionary psychologists, and a lot of other brainy dudes, have always theorized why we prefer women with large boobs. (Dave wrote about zoologist Desmond Morris comparing tits to asscheeks in an October 22 Blog.) Historically, large boobs are a sign of fertility. Check out any ancient statue of a fertility goddess, although none of them even come close to Leanne Crow or Jenna Valentine in sheer stacktitude. Harvard anthropologist Frank Marlowe’s study, The Nubility Hypothesis, theorizes that females evolved protruding breasts because the size and shape of breasts function as a signal of reproductive value to a man. Women with greater reproductive value are preferred by males. Upturned and pointed breasts became “sexual releasers of approach behavior for heterosexual males.” In plain Boobish, a language we are fluent in, chicks with big tits are hotter and attract more potential baby-daddies. That’s the theory, anyway. On the other side of the coin, many guys are not tit-men. Many guys are ass men, others leg men. All I can add is more study is needed. If I can get a grant from Yale, and don’t blow it at my local lap dance club in less than a week, I’ll continue the research.

Freeze frame hooters

December 19, 2010 by Elliot James
Who will win SCORE and V-Mag Newcomer of the Year?

Who will win SCORE and V-Mag Newcomer of the Year?

Four of the contestants in the SCORE and Voluptuous Model contests have their mid-air boobs frozen through the miracle of nip/tit motion. Now that’s a strong bed. Don’t forget to vote before the SCORELAND polls close on December 31. Jenna, Arianna, Karla and Taylor are all in the running in BOTH Newcomer contests. They all deserve to win. Good luck, girls.

 

Perkies in Paradise…YOWZA!!!!!

March 4, 2010 by Maria
Karla James, Arianna Sin, Taylor Steele and Jenna Valentine in the surf in the Bahamas!

Karla James, Arianna Sin, Taylor Steele and Jenna Valentine in the surf in the Bahamas!

Karla James shooting water everywhere...like a busty fountain!

Karla James shooting water everywhere...like a busty fountain!

Howdy Hooter lovers!

So, here is the skinny…our studio staffers went to the Bahamas recently to shoot models Arianna Sinn (Yum!), Jenna Valentine (My lesbian crush!), Karla James (Brit tit bomber!) and Taylor Steele (Canadian cans galore!) in the tropics. All you need to know is that there were tits and they were a’jigglin’ all over the place and sun and surf, which obviously makes stacked chicks want to be naked all the time.

I wouldn't mind being nestled between these ladies and their impressive chest snuggies!

I wouldn't mind being nestled between these ladies and their impressive chest snuggies!

Okay, so right off the bat I am going to just brush off the fact that they didn’t take me to paradise (AGAIN!!!) when they took these four righteous hotties to the Bahamas. I am just going to let it go that I wasn’t there when these babes were frolicking in the ocean, wet and naked. I’m not mad. I can look past it. And to show that I am not a bitter person, I (stole) reviewed these pics from the trip just now and I’m going to post them for you guys. 🙂

I want to be run down by a big-tit stampede!

I want to be run down by a big-tit stampede!

I don’t know about you guys, but seeing these curvy cuties in these string bikinis makes me feel warm…in all the right places! I advise you guys to keep your eyes peeled and your cocks hard for the videos and photos that are coming your way from the Bahamas! Here’s another incentive…I hear rumors that they even shot Natalie Fiore, on this trip, too! (Okay, I’ll admit that typing that out made me a tad bit jealous that I didn’t go. I would have killed to rub tanning lotion on Natalie’s amazing jugs.)

My favorite picture in this series is the one where the girls are running towards the camera. I will openly admit that if I had to pick a way to check out of this world, being stampeded by half naked juggies on the beach is probably up there with being smothered by a bunch of tatas.

Enjoy the pics boys! (And remember to click on them to enlarge them to full-jacking size!)

xoxo

Maria