July 8, 2013 by Elliot James
Micky: she can easily pop your cork.
Such bar room phrases as “bottoms up,” “bouncers,” “pop top,” “loaded,” and “shaken not stirred” have a different meaning when our busty friends come by to bare at the bar.
Micky Bells, for example, is back in a fresh pictorial and video right now at XLGirls.com.
Micky appears ready to pop that cork and celebrate. Every time I see Micky, it’s a reason to celebrate.
The size and shape of Micky’s breasts still makes me hear bells ringing in my head every time I see her.
Everything else about Micky is supernatural too. Check out those legs.
It was a great day when Miss Bells decided to wear the air for our cameras.
This got me thinking about other top-heavy tavern teasers. Here’s a few fine shot girls to toss one back to and get boob drunk over.
Everybody knows her name: Karina Hart.
Jessica Taylor bared at the bar.
Sports bar-buster Angel Gee.
September 12, 2011 by Elliot James
Heather Hooters born Sept. 12.
Valory Irene born Sept. 13.
Danesha Marquel born Sept. 13.
Puma Swede born Sept. 13.
Tabatha Towers born Sept. 13.
Janet Jade born Sept. 13.
Suga Squirtz born Sept. 13.
Linsey Ward born Sept. 14.
Jessica Taylor born Sept. 15.
Jezhabelle born Sept. 16.
Joy Juggs born Sept. 17.
Carolyn Monroe born Sept. 17.
Bodacious Babette born Sept. 17.
Chloe Vevrier born Sept. 18.
Nicky Tease born Sept. 18.
September 27, 2010 by Maria
Being the editor of a big-tit mag has its perks…pun intended. For one, I have ladies whipping out their ladies for me take a gander at all the time. (You can’t imagine what it’s like to introduce yourself to a woman and then BAM! her tits are in your face. It’s like being a rockstar, it really is.) For another, I get to spend time with these huge-knockered hotties and they tell me all their most-intimate secrets. (And they do it while their tits are in my face. Sigh. I live the life, kids.)
Sometimes they tell me some seriously freaky kinkiness that makes me blush. And sometimes they tell me things that make me laugh out loud. You never know what a V-girl is going to say, but whatever it is, it is always memorable. Join me as I take a look back at some of my favorite convos with the titters that make my world go round.
Destiny Rose: Cow Tipper.
Destiny Rose, Feb. ’10 V-mag:
“Well, we do a lot of cow-tipping where I am from…you run up to them and shove them and they fall over and you run like crazy. But they don’t get hurt. They just get a bit spooked is all. A lot of times they don’t even fall over. They just sorta rock back and forth and wake right up.”-on what she does for fun in her hometown.
Melonie Max loves gangbangs.
Melonie Max, May ’10 V-mag:
“Um, I wouldn’t say I really have one…oh, wait, you know what? Gangbangs. That’s what I watch when I watch porn. I watch gangbangs…I was like, ‘Wait a minute, what do I look at on the Net when I look at porn?’ and gangbangs was it. That and lesbians. I love to watch lesbian porn. They get down.”-on what her ultimate sexual fantasies are.
Jessica Taylor: Construction worker!
Jessica Taylor, Jan. ’10 V-mag:
“Well, actually, I am in charge of organizing contractors and making sure that they do what they have to do and get their jobs done. I work for a company that renovates repossessed houses. And if my guys give me a problem and tell me that they can’t do something to get a job done, then I go in there and show them that I can do it. Like, I’ll go in there and tear drywall off the walls with crowbars and get dirty, but I get it done.”-on working in construction.
Jenna Valentine: Titty-fucking is a gift.
Jenna Valentine, July ’10 V-mag:
“The titty fuck? Yeah, if it’s with the right person and they get off on it, then it, like, makes me happy. In certain situations…fine, I’m completely selfish. But if I feel like giving and they want to titty-fuck and it makes them really happy, then it like Hanukkah for them…then let’s go! I say Hanukkah because I am a Jew. Not Christmas, you guys, Hanukkah. I am like the Hanukkah Santa of titty-fucking. Eight days of titty-fucking!”-on using her tits during sex.
These ladies always say a mouthful and we don’t mind one bit because we would like a mouthful of their huge knockers. Stay tuned for more funny quotes from V-girl interviews and let me know what some of your favorite V-girl interviews have been.
xoxo
Maria
April 24, 2010 by Elliot James
We had a wild weekend on SCORELAND, right on top of last weekend’s action-packed On Location Grand Bahama super special. But let’s backtrack a few days. On Thursday, Natalie Fiore wore a thingie that I can only describe as…a thingie. A thingie that makes the compass point north. Natalie should wear stuff like this more often. Like all the time.
Natalie: nice outfit.
Then on Friday, Bebe Cooper and Kaytee Carter took their positions and compared bodies. I heard it was an unplanned, spontaneous photo shoot and one of the girls had to make a flight home so there’s no video, but the still pictures are great. Some of my favorite body showdowns in the past have been Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns, Summer Sinn and Crystal Gunns and Christy Marks and Kylee Nash. Now Bebe and Kaytee join the League of Extraordinary Comparative Eye Candy.
Bebe & Kaytee
Now about Kaytee Carter. Today, Kaytee stars in one of our trademarked, patented video chats with Dave. They’re not just hot. You get to know the girls as real girls. We didn’t invent the big-boobed video interview but we made it real and fun, not contrived and stiff. “The Kaytee Carter Chat” starts off in the model’s dressing room, the inner sanctum of boobage, and moves to a set where Kaytee not only talks about herself but demonstrates her skills at kickboxing, oils up her beautiful, naked bod and does other activities that are good for a man’s health. Kaytee’s underwear choice is also very interesting. Can’t describe it, though. You’ll have to see it.
Kaytee Carter
Jessica Taylor is a blue collar worker by day, dancer by night at Taboo in Arcadia, California. So far, she’s only been in one video. We’ve got it. “Last Call For Boobs” takes place in a bar and Jessica, a stacked, pretty redhead with a girl-next-door vibe, dares to go bare, shaking her boobs and butt in your face. That’s why she’s called an erection engineer. Maria interviewed Jessica in person for that edition and she’ll agree that Jessica is smokin’. I don’t know if Jessica will come back for a repeat but I hope so. If she does, we oughta do a tool-time girl layout and video.
Jessica Taylor
Capping off the weekend on Sunday is Christy Marks in a super-horny boob-bouncin’ video in SCORE Theater. Some of it was shot in POV that puts the viewer in the driver’s seat. Christy is pretty quiet in this video (unusual for her; usually she’s a real chatterbox), but when she and her booty call start fucking, she just explodes. I’m always impressed by the contortionist, flexible positions Christy can get into, either alone or riding the rod. She must have checked out the Cliff Notes for Kama Sutra for this romp. Lots of tits in motion too; shaking, dangling, swinging like bell clappers.
So okay! Have a fun weekend and just follow the bouncing boobs. Not that ya need me to tell ya that!
If any girl has a fuck-me face, Christy is that girl.
