May 25, 2016 by Elliot James
We’ve all seen busty coeds before, but Tiggle Bitties takes it to a much higher level. She would need a special allowance just for sweaters.
Playing with a banana doesn’t fall under agricultural science. Despite that, Tiggle brought one along for this meeting. It’s strictly for academic reasons. Right.
SCORE‘s editors advocate free tuition, free dorm rooms and meals, a bra allowance and guaranteed grades of A and even AAA for all busty coeds.
See this tomorrow at SCORELAND, plus Tiggle visits South Beach.
Tiggle Bitties: busty coed
June 20, 2013 by Dave
This man is about to take life-saving action. He's about to jack.
Jacking saves lives.
I mean that literally and figuratively. In the United States, the murder rate is about four per every 100,000 people. In Europe, it’s a little less. I’m estimating that, if by some means, humans lost their ability to masturbate, the murder rate would at least quadruple. Maybe it would increase by at least 10 times. Masturbation relieves tension and anger. It makes us more-civilized. That’s how jacking (or jilling, if you’re a woman) saves lives.
But there’s more to it than that. This morning, I was having the following conversation with a friend:
He said, “My ex has been bugging me to get back together.”
I said, “Are you thinking about it?”
He said, “Maybe a little.”
I said, “Whatever you do, make sure you jack before you make your decision. You have to figure out whether you really want to get back together with her or if you’re just horny.”
I wonder how many people’s lives have been figuratively saved by the simple action of jacking before making a big decision. I just found a website called taketheaction.com. Apparently, the “action” is to stop jacking. They claim that masturbation is destroying lives. This is the most wrong-headed idea I’ve ever heard. Here’s some better advice:
Thinking of cheating on your spouse or significant other? Jack first, decide later.
Mad at someone? Feel like twisting their neck? Jack. You’ll feel much better.
Jacking makes us think clearer. Jacking saves lives. I know it has saved mine. Has it ever saved yours?
