Tag Archive: Joana Bliss

Girls who love big tits and hot clits with Joana

November 20, 2014 by Elliot James

The last time Joana and her girls Roxanne Diamond and Amorina got together for a “Big Tit Pussy Picnic” at SCORELAND, they were in a park where there was a good chance of accidental exposure or someone spying on them. This time, the three amigas  hold an indoor lipstick-lesbian love-in.

Hot and busty female bodies massaging, tickling, fondling and hugging. Nipples rubbing nipples, clits and ass cheeks. Juicy pussies being spanked and fingered. Breast rubbing, kissing, licking, sucking and bumping. Body licking and kissing. Tongue-to-tongue and lip-locking.  That’s what’s on the minds of boob-drunks Roxanne Diamond and Amorina under the guidance of their role model, Joana, one of SCORELAND‘s most popular naturals. See them have at each other now.

Roxanne and Amorina worship their goddess, Joana. It's the cult of the big-boobed lesbians!

 

Joana’s big-tit pussy picnic

September 19, 2014 by Elliot James

It's a punani picnic in the park for Joana, Amorina and Roxanne.

Joana knows Amorina and Roxanne Diamond. They’re close. Real close.

The two novices wanted to model naked at SCORE and Joana made the introductions to the SCORE Studio. That’s what friends are for. Both have debuted at SCORELAND.

Now it’s picnic time at the park for the giggling and happy bicycling babes and their ultimate role model and teacher: the great Joana, goddess of big boobs. She’ll make sure her bosom buds reach bliss.

They set up a blanket, but box lunch is not on the menu. The three girls are on the menu.

See it at SCORELAND.

Joana’s “Royal Rack” is back in a new big-tit attack

September 11, 2014 by Elliot James

We bow to the Royal Rack. The Countess of Cleavage. The Goddess of Gazongas. The Duchess of Dugs. The Queen of Romanian Ta-Tas. The Sultana of Shabba-doos.

We’re talkin’ Joana! It’s back to Europe again to photograph the long-time SCORE and V-mag covergirl…because Joana is habit-forming and there ain’t no cure!

“The bigger the breasts, the more love you have to give,” Joana said.

A philosophy to live by.

New video and pictorial showing at SCORELAND.

Joana

Big boobs in the corner pocket today at SCORELAND

March 14, 2014 by Elliot James

I believe that a milestone in big-boob history was made when Joana and Vanessa met for the first time in the Dominican Republic and decided to shoot a game of pool.

Are they huge-chested pool-hall hustlers?

Huge-chested, yes.

Hustlers, no.

The game falls apart as the two spokeswomen from Romania and Poland forge ahead with their summit meeting on the green felt.

There is a lot to be said for international cooperation, although what they do with their natural big boobs may violate the rules of the World Pool-Billiard Association.

Excuse me while I go play some pocket pool and watch their video again.

Joana and Vanessa rack 'em up.

It’s Joana day in “SCORELAND On Location”

February 21, 2014 by Elliot James

It’s Joana’s time in the Caribbean sun today in Part 2 of “SCORELAND On Location.”

2014 marks the 10th anniversary of Joana modeling for SCORE. In 2004, our photographers traveled to Bucharest to meet this outstanding newcomer for the very first time.

Since then, Joana has only gotten better and better, the very definition of a brickhouse.

Big boobs. Awesome ass. Sexy face. An erotic personality.

She was the covergirl of  two V-mags in 2013 (March ’13 and October ’13).

Joana has it all.

This is the first time Joana’s traveled to the west for photo shoots. Over the years, she was kind of a mystery girl, but our staff got to learn much more about her this time, and it’s awesome to see her with Valory, Sha and Hitomi.

The timing was spot-on.

Pure bliss.

The cure for the Affordable Health Care problem: Joana’s big boobs

November 22, 2013 by Elliot James

If there’s a nurse anywhere in the world who’s as stacked and as pretty as fantasy nurse Joana, our people at SCOREModelsWanted.com want to talk to her about modeling.

Joana may not be the answer to America’s health care crisis but she can make the suffering easier to handle.

On the other hand, if all nurses looked like Joana, the hospitals would be overwhelmed with patients, most of them goldbrickers.

See Joana tomorrow in a fresh set and video at SCORELAND.

How does Joana’s big boob garden grow? Visit SCORELAND and see.

October 27, 2013 by Elliot James

It's a beautiful day when Joana goes fruit picking.

Joana has some tending to do in a fresh set and video at SCORELAND. She loves the outdoors.

Mr. P.B. recently wrote V-mag about Joana and only about Joana.

“This beautiful and busty woman truly is like a fine wine. She only gets better with time. She has to be a prime contender for the Model of the Year contest. If it were up to me, I would not even have a vote and hand the award to Joana outright. I haven’t been fortunate enough to travel out of out of the country yet, but when I do, I plan on visiting Romania. I may be wrong about this, but it seems like the best and bustiest ladies in the world are from there.”

If Joana had been born a couple of generations ago, she would have been a hippie flower child.

Joana was the covergirl for October '13 Voluptuous.

How does Joana’s garden grow? If Joana’s world-famous big boobs are a sign, then her garden does grow very nicely.

Joana then and now

October 16, 2013 by Elliot James

Joana: October 16, 2004, Spain.

Romania’s Joana is a SCORE and V-mag model who’s gotten better and better over the years. Her first mag was the November ’04 Voluptuous. The picture at left was shot on October 16, 2004.

Most models are in it for a few years before they retire from modeling and move on to other pursuits: a different career, marriage, family and all that. Joana’s longevity is impressive.

Joana: 2013, Prague.

Joana practices yoga and follows a vegan diet. She’s slenderized since she started modeling, but she hasn’t lost her boobage. Her hair color is different, but she hasn’t changed all that much.

Joana’s pictorials have been published in 13 TSG magazines to date.

Joana’s never done any boy-girl hardcore scenes, and I don’t expect her to start now. I’m a Joana fan, and I’ve been happy with what she does do. Most of her followers have accepted this over time and rarely bring it up.

A new pictorial and video arrives at SCORELAND on October 26.

Tits & Suds. Good for what ales you

December 11, 2012 by Elliot James

Dave blogged about Gabrielle Love’s waitress show yesterday. No one as yet has volunteered the reason we tip better when the server carries large cups.

Last week, I blogged about Babes, Boobs and Beer.

Today, I want to sound the alert about a new Joana Bliss scene going up at SCORELAND.

Joana’s a traditional jug slinger in a rustic European pub, hauling beer before she goes bare.

Who would not want to tap those kegs?

Romanian cupcake Lana Ivans says that a diet rich in corn makes girls’ boobs bigger.

In Bulgaria, a millet-based ale called Boza is claimed to increase breast size.

Others say it’s the hops in beer that mimic estrogen.

Whatever the case, support your local busty bartenders and beer maids and tip them well.

Another question I have is why are all English lady bartenders busty? I’ve gone pub-hopping in London and saw them in every place I went.

Joana next appears in the March ’13 Voluptuous, on-sale January 8, and then in April ’13 SCORE, on-sale January 22.

Drop your hops and show Joana some props.

Check out this clip.

Bottoms up!

Joana serves up a couple of sudsy ones.

Fan Art: Some of the greatest models of all time!

December 2, 2012 by Maria

Merilyn Sakova, Bea Flora, Orsoyla, Ines Cudna...some of the greatest big-bust babes of all time!

I have amassed quite the treasure trove of drawings by German artist H.D. and I am always amazed at the way he manages to capture a model’s body and tits.
And since it’s Sunday and most people are busy reading the paper and checking out the funny pages, I thought these drawings were better than the comics!
These are some of the greatest big titters of all time. Enjoy them and then enjoy your Sunday!
xooxo
Maria

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