June 16, 2013 by Elliot James
I’ve only found one shot of a model flipping the bird, and it was a candid picture of Sophie Mae. I don’t know what Sophie’s belly dancing hand gestures mean in this photo and I couldn’t find out. Maybe Sophie will read this Blog and tell us. Or maybe there is no special meaning to them.
Sarah Rae’s hand signs are much better known. The heart sign means “I love you.” The circle means A-Okay.
Hitomi likes to make that V sign with palms out. Besides victory, it also means peace and love. According to Wikipedia, in Asia it means an “indication of cuteness when being photographed.” Hitomi makes that hand sign a lot in her photos. Sometimes I’ll see a photo of a girl doing the V sign with her palm inward and her tongue between her fingers. I know what that means. I’d like to see some SCORE and Voluptuous Girls make that sign.
Slone Ryder’s hand sign is self-explanatory.
Joanna Lake gave us a parting hand sign at the end of her pictorial.
Sophie: the secret belly dancing hand signs.
Sarah Rae: "I heart you."
Everything is A-Okay for Sarah.
Peace, love and she's cute and she knows it.
Slone: she'll blow ya off the good way.
Joanna: Two in the pink; one in the stink.
October 30, 2012 by Dave
Nikki Smith goes shopping like this.
Joanna Lake picnics like this.
Renee Ross goes to the gym like this.
Perhaps Elliot meant to do this when he put together the XLGirls.com schedule of postings, but this has turned out to be Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com.
Wait a second…what did I just say? Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com? Isn’t every week Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com?
Well, yeah, I guess it is. But here’s the thing: You know how sometimes different things catch your eye? Sometimes I’ll look at a photo set and think, “Wow! Look at the rack on that girl!” Sometimes I’ll think, “Wow! Look at the nipples on that girl!” But when I looked at the set of Nikki Smith that went up on Monday, I thought, “Wow! Look at the cleavage on that girl!” And I thought the same thing when looking at today’s photos of Joanna Lake and tomorrow’s photos of Renee Ross.
Tits were a great invention, but tits come naturally. Whoever came up with the idea of cleavage is a genius. But the person who convinced women that it’s okay to show their cleavage in public is either the smartest or the smoothest person in the history of the world.
I think I’ve said this before, but I haven’t said it in a long time. Let’s say you’re a pussy guy. Pussy is the thing you most want to fuck. And let’s say women were walking around in public with their pussies out…No way, right? It could never happen.
Or let’s say you’re an ass man. Ass is the thing you most want to fuck. And women were walking around in public with their asses out…No way, right? It could never happen.
But you’re a boob man. And cleavage is the thing you most want to fuck. And women are walking around all the time showing their cleavage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ran out of exclamation points there. Maybe Maria has some I can borrow.
And that’s why it’s best to be a boob man.
