Bloopers! We don’t often get them, but when we do, it’s blog time
Some of the situations that SCORE and V-mag magazine cartoonists come up with in their panels are worthy of SCOREtv skits and other videos.
Having a tough day? Here’s another selection of classic SCORE toons to make you BUST out laughing.
In the tradition of Rocky 1-6, Star Wars 6-1 and Friday The 13th part 25, it’s time once again for the candid cleavage camera of SCORELAND‘s Boob Bloopers, selected from SCORE‘s treasure trove of titanic ta-ta’s, boobtastic bazongas, colossal cones, stacked sweater stuffers and cantilevered casabas.
Boobs bloopers. Candid cleavage. Spontaneous snaps. SCORELAND Girls have a sense of humor, and sometimes our camera crew is there to point the camera in their direction and click the shutter in time when something totally unexpected happens. Melanie Addison liked to play practical jokes on photographers. The great Autumn-Jade was always laughing and joking on the set. Models can do the darndest things.
A blonde walks into an adult bookstore and tells the clerk, “I’d like to see your vibrators.” The clerk says, “Yes, Ma’am, please come this way!” and wiggles his finger. The lady says, “If I could come that way, I wouldn’t need to buy a vibrator.”
A doctor gives a blonde some enema kits to use at home. A week later, she comes back for a follow-up, and the doctor asks if she has been taking the enemas. The blonde says, “Well, what do you think I’ve been doing with them? Shoving them up my ass?”
A blonde is having car trouble, so she takes her car to a mechanic. The mechanic says it will be awhile and she can wait in the ice cream shop next door if she prefers. The blonde has a vanilla ice cream cone while she waits and gets some ice cream on her face. Just then, the mechanic comes into the store and says, “Hi, Miss, It looks like you blew a seal.” The blonde says, “No, this is just ice cream.”