Tag Archive: Jolie Rain

Backseat drivers

July 29, 2010 by Elliot James
Plenty of leg room in this model.

Plenty of leg room in this model.

While most hitchhikers tend to look like Freddy Krueger, here’s a bunch who can warm the backseats of our cars anytime. Lexxi Tyler will be backseat driving at SCORELAND on August 5. Lexxi can do whatever she wants to do back there. Looking back may not be the safest thing to do for our driver. She’s more dangerous than texting and drinking. What could he say if he was pulled over? “I’m sorry, Officer. Lexxi distracted me by pulling down her top and tugging her panties to the side?” I’m amazed she hasn’t become a porn star.

At Boobhound, leave the driving to us.

At Boobhound, leave the driving to us.

Isis Haze is also another driver’s distraction. She should change her name to Isis Road Hazard. However, we did find out that the buzzing sound was not coming from the dashboard.

At least with Jolie Rain, the driver wisely pulled over to the side of the road so Jolie could attempt repairs on his stick shift. It turned out that he actually needed an oil change. After checking his dipstick, she drained his pan. All three of these auto-buffed beauties are a cab driver’s dream. They’re why we tint our windows.

The kind of backseat driving you like.

The kind of backseat driving you like.

A huge week for birthdays

June 2, 2010 by Elliot James
Shione made a big splash with her July ’10 SCORE cover. Bebe Cooper drew a record number of visitor comments on her SCORELAND postings. Westy says she’s a rebel. Cassandra lives in her home country, Slovenia, and still models but no longer does wild hardcore. Jolie Rain was a bartender when a customer suggested she email her pictures to SCORE. Debuting in our October ’97 issue of SCORE, Holly Body still models in California. Daizie Kellogg  appeared in the March ’03 issue of Looker, our foray into lad’s magazine territory. Rikki Waters says she is attracted to the hairline on the back of a man’s neck. Ingela is now a successful photographer in Manhattan. Nothing bad happened when we gave Gianna a machete and a can of gasoline. Happy birthday, ladies!

Seeing Red in SCORELAND

May 8, 2010 by Maria

Hi Boob Lovers!

So, there’s been a lot going on at V-mag and SCORELAND these days. We’ve been featuring all of these exciting posts like the Grand Bahamas special and incredible, new models like Miosotis…but I have to be honest when I say that lately I’ve been distracted and really unable to enjoy the big-boobed wonders as of late.

(I know! It’s completely incredulous! Mind-boggling!)

Why?

Well, because my obsession with Christina Hendrix is ruining my life.

(If you don’t know who she is, you are TOTALLY missing out on her tight-sweater’ness on Mad Men and you should tune in to her tatas, ASAP!)

Her red hair and her curvy body are my kryptonite these days. I find my mind wandering. I find my imagination drifting to my naughty place. I fantasize that she works here at SCORE and I have these daydreams of her walking down the hallways in pencil skirts and clingy tops. And then a wind machine starts and her hair billows and then suddenly she’s ripping her top open and confessing her attraction.) I am smitten with this ginger and I want to scream it from the mountaintops! But alas, I have yet to see Ms. Hendrix naked, so you can imagine my longing and frustrations.

Luckily, I have SCORELAND and the red-hot-redheads we’ve featured along the years to give me my fix of gingers and satisfy my lust.

And really, when it comes down to it, who doesn’t love redheads? Their fiery hair and their pale skin is really a great combination. ESPECIALLY on BUSTY redheads. In my experience, busty redheads have the greatest nipples because the are usually pink and look like they need a lot of suckling. (I love the word, “suckling.”)

So, for the time being, I will abate my lust for Ms. Hendrix by ogling the likes of Jolie Rain, Contessa Rose, Rebecca Love and Kaylee O’Toole…because redheads really are the spice of life.

xoxox

Maria