It’s that time again. Time for the candid cleavage camera capturing SCORELAND Girls in boob bloopers that may cause boners.
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Angelina prepares to do the safety dance on top of Juan Largo's pole.
It was the great 1980s band Men Without Hats that famously sang, “We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind. Cause’ your friend don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, well they’re no friends of mine.”
I’m not quite as close-minded about the dancing issue as The Men were–I don’t think we should disregard people as friends material just because they don’t dance–but I have to admit, the sight of Angelina Castro dancing in the video below definitely gives me the urge to make her a friend of mine.
Of course, dancing means different things to different people. There’s dancing in a club. Slow dancing. Salsa dancing. Cha-cha. There’s break dancing. There’s Dancing With The Stars dancing. There’s pole dancing. And then there’s dancing on a flesh-and-blood fuck pole, as Angelina demonstrates in a new pictorial from the January ’11 SCORE that went up yesterday at SCORELAND.
So, as you prepare to whip it out for Angelina, I’ll remind you of something else Men Without Hats said: “As long as we abuse it, Never gonna lose it. Everything will work out right.”
Indeed.
So I’m sitting in my little white chair on the set of SCOREtv, the cameras are rolling, I’ve got my hair and shirt on, and less than a foot away, Kali West is sucking Shaggy’s cock. Not Shaggy the singer. Shaggy the skinny porn stud with the big cock. Then, a few minutes later, Shaggy is down on his knees between Kali’s legs, eating her pussy, and the two of them are acting like I’m not even there.
Of course, that should have come as no surprise. I mean, it had been a tough few hours for yours truly. A little bit earlier when I introduced newcomer Kelly Christiansen, she gave me a big hug and got cum all over my shirt. And not even her cum, which would’ve been fine. Juan Largo’s cum. You see, Juan–playing the part of a SCOREtv backstagehand–had been fucking Kelly in the SCOREtv Green Room, and he just happened to cum all over her chest just as Kelly was called out for her interview, and Kelly didn’t have the chance to wipe it all off before she gave me that hug. Silly Kelly.
And this happened after I had spent 10 minutes sitting with Angelina Castro as she watched video of herself getting fucked in her mouth, pussy and ass. You know, I really get off on watching girls watching themselves. I did it several years ago with Karen Fisher and also with Sapphire, and it never gets old. The girls always seem embarrassed, like they can’t believe what they’re watching themselves do, but as much as they try to look away, they can’t. They’re fascinated. Same with Angelina.
And that was just the second half of the show. During the first half, Stephanie Stalls, one of my favorites, demonstrated her flexibility before going off to enjoy her first on-camera ass-fucking, and slim ‘n’ stacked newcomer Nadia Night demonstrated the Tenga Flip Hole jack toy, comparing how it felt to how her pussy feels, before also going off to get fucked.
The net result for me was a shirt that needed dry cleaning and a bad case of blue balls. The net result for you is the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored, available now at eBoobStore.com. Basically, it’s “SCOREtv Goes Hardcore.”
See what I go through for you?