August 20, 2011 by Maria
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Colt 45 puts the grrr in great!
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Dawn Stone wants to rumble in the jungle.
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Kerry Marie gets wild in the wilderness!
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Maxi Mounds is built like an Amazon!
Ah, the call of the wild…
Sometimes I like to peruse certain galleries in SCORELAND, and today, I found myself coming across all of these leopard print bikinis. It inspired today’s blog post.
There is something to be said about the whole, “Me Tarzan, you Jane,” fantasy, don’t you think? I for one could totally get into the whole jungle girl/Amazonian woman fetish…but I think that’s mostly because I have a thing for animal prints. lol
While some prefer the nurse fetish or the schoolgirl fantasy, I think that jungle girl kink is really where it’s at. For starters, the outfits are hot. Who doesn’t want to see some hottie dressed up as a savage, half-naked and wild? I know I do. And this kind of thing seems to point in the direction of outdoor sex because if you’re going to put on a wild outfit, why not hit the backyard, secluded area in the woods or…garden section of Home Depot and get busy, right? Plus…imagine the animal noises you could make!
Are you guys into this fantasy? What other kink are you into? I would love to know!
xoxo
Maria
August 12, 2010 by Maria
There is a scene in the LOL-classic Anchorman where Will Ferrell’s character, Ron Burgundy, sees a vision in white from across the room at a party and he walks up to her and tries to be suave and pick her up. When he opens his mouth, all he can say is, “I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I want to be on you.”
Yeah…hilarious and NOT at all smooth.
However, I can relate to this because if I EVER got the chance to hit on Gianna, I would probably fail this way, too. You see, this woman and her “Melt-your-face-off-with-my-epic-fuck-mojo” stare would probably bring me down to my knees. Gianna is one of the MOST-SEXUALLY POTENT women I have ever encountered. From the way she carries herself to the way she whispers all sorts of nasty shit to someone when she is fucking their brains out, Gianna can do no wrong. She is, to me, like fuck Nirvana.
In fact, if she brought me down to my knees with her sexual RAWR! I would probably enjoy the view because Gianna is hotness in that POV. How do I know this? Because I found these two photos of Gianna in SCORELAND and you know what? SHE WOULD LOOK GOOD LOWERING HER PUSSY INTO YOUR AWAITING FACE FROM THE FRONT AND FROM THE BACK!!!!!
Sorry, I had to yell that out.
This woman makes me overheat.
sigh…Gianna…I wanna be on you.
xoxox
Maria
