I think that most girls don’t like to wear eyeglasses, especially when they’re young and in school. Maybe they feel that glasses make them look less pretty, and even unattractive, which is an old stereotype, at least in America. It’s another reason for someone to pick on them. So they’ll wear contact lenses more than they don a pair of glasses.
The myths of eyeglass stereotyping state that someone wearing eyeglasses is considered more intellectual, because they read a lot, and they’re less physical and weak. Report card A-listers, geeks, wallflowers and classroom brainiacs are supposed to wear glasses; cheerleaders, bikini show contestants, sorority presidents and volleyball players don’t.
When it comes to guys, Clark Kent wears glasses; Superman does not. But if someone kicked sand in your face at the beach, eyeglasses would protect you.
Glasses have become more fashionable over the years with high-level designers getting in on the act and that’s raised the status, and the prices, of the lowly eyeglass in the eyes of women.
I actually like seeing SCORE or Voluptuous Girls wearing glasses. I think they can look sexy in them and glasses can add a cuteness and a real-life feel. In our pictorials, starting off wearing glasses and then getting naked is also a kind of transition from good girl to naughty party girl. Once the glasses come off, so do the clothes.
Most of our shoots with glasses tend to use the student or teacher theme. Sometimes, it’s an office set.
But I think glasses can start off a pictorial that uses any theme. There’s one opening shot of Janet Jade wearing safety glasses in a work shop pictorial and video, and I think that Janet, who’s an eyeful anyway, looked good in them.
What do you think about models wearing glasses in their photos?
Mega-Boob Olympians, circa 2002. In the top row, Kayla, Maxi and Plenty. In the bottom row, Casey, SaRenna and Minka. All XXX Olympic Gold Medalists.
Haley Hills, going for the Gold!
So, I’m bouncing around from channel to channel the other day, and I head over to NBC, and the information bar at the top of the DirecTV screen reads as follows:
XXX Olympics.
Am I’m like, “Really? When’s the 100-meter tit-fuck?”
So I watch, but all I got was a lot of cameltoe I didn’t want to see and flat-chested women’s gymnasts who look like they’re eight years old.
I don't watch Olympic wrestling. I watch pro wrestling. But I would watch Olympic wrestling if it was like this.
Then, today, I’m surfing the Net and I see this headline: “XXX Olympics Tops Week 46 Viewing.”
Well, of course it does. But talk about misleading advertising.
Anyway, you all know where to go if it’s XXX Olympics you’re looking for.
Yes, indeed, this is the place. SCORELAND, I mean.
Combined cup size of all female Olympic athletes other than Serena Williams: B-cup.
Combined cup size of all the models at SCORELAND: a gazillion-cup.
Ah, the lineup. That moment on-location somewhere beautiful when all the sexy babes on vacation with us come together like a Beatles song, standing side-by-side, tits held high, like a summit of stackdom. It’s fucking glorious and one of my favorite things about location shoots.
It’s like a buffet of tits for your dick. It’s that good.
Because, really, when will you ever see a feast of flesh this amazing anywhere else? I don’t care where you live or where you shop, there is no way that one day, five scantily clad, stacked babes are gonna show up and stand side-by-side in big-tit harmony like this at your local supermarket or mall.
It ain’t happening.
And, really, this is what we’re known for at SCORELAND. The big-tit vacation and subsequent lineup are…like…our thing. We are good at it. I would venture to say that no one does it better.
I mean, I saw it IN PERSON once when I went on-location to Hungary, and it was impressive. Busty, topless hotties all grouped together, giggling and shaking their tits at one another…have mercy, it was like I died and went to big-tit heaven.
So today, I salute the lineup and all the babes who sand tall and proud and say, “Hey, I have big tits and so do these gals standing next to me. Please, stare at them.”
April 17 is the deadline this year for filing taxes in the States.
A lot of guys delay their filing until the very last minute, then they scramble and clog up the pipeline. It’s one of the least popular American activities, as is the case in other countries, no doubt.
My solution? Get them to see their tax preparers or their accountants earlier.
How can this be done? What would motivate the average lazy dude?
Simple.
Get more big-boobed women into the tax preparation business.
This will also attract a good percentage of those guys who do their own taxes. Why do it yourself when a good-looking tax preparer with E-cups or bigger will be happy to do it for you as you watch?
Sometimes the solution to a situation is so simple, I just don’t understand why it’s not obvious.
When I am elected president, I will offer free tax-preparation training and certification to any attractive woman, DD-cups and higher.
And I will throw in a free calculator.
Does anyone have a problem with this?
Customer asks tax preparer Karen Fisher to do his taxes slowly.
Around the turn of the century (the 20th century, not the 19th century), an editor at SCORE coined the question, “Where have all the good girl-girls gone?”
That editor has moved on to another career, but it’s still a relevant question.
We still ask it.
In a poll running at SCORELAND. we asked, “Should we shoot more girl-girl scenes?” We also said that if anyone had any names in mind, they should email Scorecard@Scoregroup.com. So far, the results are running in favor of more girl-girls: 43% say yes, 35% say no and a whopping 22% are indifferent about it. (I never get that neutral stance about topics like this. Either you like it or you don’t.) There has been one suggestion via email that I’ll publish in “Scorecard.”
Tawny Peaks and Colt 45. Thems were the days.
The big time for busty girl-on-girl stuff was during the early-to-mid ’90s. Chloe, Linsey, SaRenna, Angelique, Minka, Kayla Kleevage, Tawny Peaks, Danni Ashe…they were the champions of girl-girl action. Because of newsstand restrictions, the girl-girls in the magazines were simulated. Nipple sucking was fine, but tongues and toys could only hover a inch away from pussies. It was the same kind of simulation with the boy-girls. On video, it was a different story, so tongues, cocks and strap-ons could go all out, or in this case, all in.
Minka, Plenty and Kayla in Mega-Boob Olympics
I always felt big-bust girl-girls were more prevalent then because most of the girls didn’t want to do scenes with guys, so this was a substitute to get some kind of sex in rather than because a percentage of guys were turned on by seeing two or more girls going at it with tits, tongues and toys.
During the late ’90s and early ’00s, Brittany Love, Dawn Stone, Tanya Danielle, Nikki Diamond, Ariana, Adina, Julia Miles and Deanna Baldwin were doing most of the girly flings. Brittany in particular became the go-to girl for Sapphic action at SCORE. She locked lips with Haley Hills, Dawn Stone, Deanna Baldwin and Mary Carey.
Brittany Love meets Dawn Stone. They both went on Boob Cruise 2000.
My personal favorites in the ’00s were the Autumn-Jade and Sierra scene, Kerry Marie and Cassandra, the Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns pairing, the Cindy Cupps and Summer Sinn fling and the Cherry Brady, Angela White and Brandy Talore chick flicks.
Who’s been hot for the clit and the slit at different times at SCORELAND? Angela White, Cherry Brady, Brandy Talore, Annie Swanson, Rebecca Love, Destiny Rose, Kaytee Carter, Arianna Sinn, Summer Sinn, Daphne Rosen, Maggie Green, Holly Halston, Eva Notty and her friend Sarah Satori, Christy Marks and Renee Ross. Alexia Moore and Danielle Derek: Now those two were in a lipstick-lesbian league of their own.
Sierra shoots Autumn. One thing leads to another
Most of the newer girls–Leanne Crow, Jenna Valentine, Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Karla James, Micky Bells, Sophie Mae, Taylor Steele, Merilyn Sakova and Valory Irene among them–prefer to fly solo. I guess that’s how trends cycle. Maybe that’s the way it should be. If a girl’s not into other girls, it’s not going to work on-camera, either.
Newcomer Sheridan Love is really into pussy, proven by her recent encounter with Charlee Chase. I think it’s the only girl-girl we did at SCORELAND in 2011, not counting threesomes with a guy. Who would Sheridan bump boobs well with in the future if she does another girl-girl?
We haven’t released a girl-girl DVD since Busty Snatch Club. Is it worth making another one with a new cast?
Girl-girls: a thing of the past? Or due for a revival? Bring them back? Keep them in the closet?
During Boob Cruise 2000 in April of that year, Casey James, Maxi Mounds and Minka were nicknamed The Tit-ans. People used to trail our ship in small boats to see these three on deck and on the beach. I never saw anything like it.
In 2001, SCORE brought this trio, plus Plenty UpTopp, SaRenna Lee and Kayla Kleevage, to Florida for a movie called Mega-Boob Olympics. The DVD became one of our biggest hits and continues to sell very well. I’ve seen the DVD in dozens of stores. There’s something about girls stacked like Otis Sweat models brought to life that exerts an hypnotic power on lots of breast-men. Super-sized tits may not be for every man but for a very sizable group, they are.
The Bra-killers and Their Deadly Weapons
This week, the eBoobStore releases the DVD The Tit-ans, a solo compilation of 16 super-juggy SCORE babes spanning the past 10 years. There’s oiling, creaming, tight tops, bras, swimsuits and costumes, wet T-shirts, toy fucking and sucking, JO encouragement and more by the greats, both longtime faves and newbies such as Angel Gee, Angelique, Melonie Charm, Kayla Kleevage, Casey, Maxi and the newest fantasy super-titter to bust out into the world, Germany’s Beshine in her only DVD to date.
Boobs beyond belief. The Tit-ans have ’em. Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.
The perfect symmetry of the original shot, taken in late 2001 during the filming of Mega-Boob Olympics, isn’t quite matched in the updated version, but creating a circle with six girls is a lot easier than creating one with four. But whenever I look at either of these shots, the same two things go through my mind:
1. I’d really like to be in the middle of that.
2. It must be nice to be a SCORE photographer.
What goes through your mind?
In the shot at right, the girls are (starting at six o’clock and going clockwise): Plenty UpTopp, Casey James, Minka, Maxi Mounds, SaRenna Lee and Kayla Kleevage. This shot is a classic, perhaps the most-famous one we’ve ever taken.
In the shot on the right, taken during the filming of the DVD On Location Grand Bahama, the girls are (starting at the top right): Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Arianna Sinn and Taylor Steele.
As we celebrate our fine country’s Independence Day, let us also celebrate the things that we hold dear…like huge, mondo titties and the very fine, very excellent women who make it their mission to show us those mondo titties. May our hearts burn red with passionate lust for these gals. May our love of them be pure and white. And may they never, ever, ever leave your balls blue. Happy Fourth of July, gentlemen! I hope that you’re spending it with some very hot chicks and that there are nothing but fireworks in your future…both in the night sky and in your bedrooms!
What do Kayla Kleevage and Lillian Faye have in common? They were both born on April 20 and they’re SCORE Girls, but other than that, not a lot. An excellent biker, Kayla Kleevage rides a Harley Davidson Dyna Low Rider. Lillian likes long walks with her dog; Kayla’s a cat person. Whatever they do today, we’re sure they’ll make it a special day. Happy birthday, ladies.
